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  • 4 weeks later...

Breaking News! Im the vice president of Imchaser's fan club. And boy do I have news flash for you, Imchaser has left us again! He want me to inform you guys that right now he is focusing his time in some more important things in his life. He will be back once in a while if theres threads or discussion that earned his interest in the future.

Thanks for your support.

Logged in on behalf of Imchaser.

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  • 4 weeks later...

"In my next life, I want to be your toilet bowl so u can sit on me everyday", so i texted a guy with an amazing ass....

Never heard from him since. :(

Probably not the best pick up line in the world.

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Meanwhile, after curiously searching for Down Syndrome gay porn, I have this sudden guilt feeling that I might be the worst human being in the world. Go ahead & judge me.

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Remember the Horse DNA found in burgers / meatballs scandals that so many people worried abt? I dont understand the big hoohaa.

 

I mean, theres Human DNA in sperms that we consumed everyday.

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Remember the Horse DNA found in burgers / meatballs scandals that so many people worried abt? I dont understand the big hoohaa.

 

I mean, theres Human DNA in sperms that we consumed everyday.

:lol: :clap:

Right, but in the human case, you know what you pay for...

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So i was like, soo afraid to go to sleep last night, cos i was like, there might be a chance that i might not make it till the next morning, cos like, people die in their sleep or something right, inhaling too much toxic gas or something.

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So i was like, soo afraid to go to sleep last night, cos i was like, there might be a chance that i might not make it till the next morning, cos like, people die in their sleep or something right, inhaling too much toxic gas or something.

but fortunately, you are here!
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I hope the haze will go away soon. I find it very difficult to give a proper blow job while wearing a face mask.

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Will wash your toilet for a year in exchange for a black hello kitty. Anyone?

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Just found out that those spirit Ouija Boards are fake. 


 


Wait a minute.


 


U mean that the angry spirit that ordered me to take off all my clothes when i was playing the board with my tuition teacher back then were not real? 


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Just found out that those spirit Ouija Boards are fake. 

 

Wait a minute.

 

U mean that the angry spirit that ordered me to take off all my clothes when i was playing the board with my tuition teacher back then were not real? 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Better use the board for playing strip poker...

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Quite cute, are they wrestling lol

They are certainly wrestling, what else with imchaser? :twisted:

It's my photo diary. Clearly, me the yellow guy is having outdoor sex in the park with someone of different races.

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Oh, thanks for the explanation!

I was unable to imagine that, hehe...

Now, i can't tell if u are being sarcastic or was my drawing really that bad? Lol.

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Interesting funny average Joe, or hot sexy but boring guy? Hard to choose, but ultimately i think it depends on who has the bigger cock.

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Apparently my profile in Growlr with my butt picture is getting more hits and replies than the other profile with my face picture. Anyone know what that means?

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Apparently my profile in Growlr with my butt picture is getting more hits and replies than the other profile with my face picture. Anyone know what that means?

Maybe one of your "faces" has more sex-appeal than the other? ;)

But since I don't know the other one... :(

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Wow!

Imchaser, did you give all your underwear to the poor?

Anyway, nice butt! ^_^

 

Yes Phil honey. Im waiting for u to send me some from France!

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Meanwhile somewhere in the main room....

 

 

Imchaser in my opinion is just an attention seeking bitch

 
Oh could it be that im being upstaged by other attention whores recently so thats why im acting up so i can win the coverted Best Attention Whore award?
 

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Most friends in your phonebook dont think of u during Birthdays, Christmas, special occasions etc. They only think of u when they are horny.

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Sign that im getting fat: I tried to finger myself and i think i hurt my back muscles.

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Went to the nearby park last weekend, and it was so windy and chilling i almost caught a cold. Hmm, maybe it wasnt such good idea to walk around naked in the park these days..

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If you're going to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that you are alone and nobody loves you on any other day of the year either. That way, you will feel better.

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