worldangel Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Joke: A Great Lover When her husband passed away, Elaine put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family called and chided, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.” Elaine said, “Yes I know, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big jerk that he really was.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Joke: How Did That Happen? There was a tribeman, a caveman, and a cowboy. One day they ran out of food and decided to go hunting. The tribeman went out and got a bear. The caveman and the cowboy said, "How did you get that?" He said, "Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get bear." So the next day the cowboy went out and got a deer. The caveman said, ”How did you get that?" He said, "Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get deer." So when the caveman got back from his hunt all bloody, and disfigured, the tribeman and cowboy asked, ”How did that happen?" The caveman replied, "Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Joke: Lady, What Do I Look Like? A woman walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Sir, do you have cotton balls?" Pharmacist replies, "Lady, do I look like a teddy bear to you?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Joke: Why Are You Naked? An old woman goes to visit her daughter and finds her naked, waiting for her husband. “Why are you naked?” the mother asks. “This is the dress of love.” When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband in the rocking chair. When he arrives, he is startled and asks, “Why on earth are you naked, woman?” “This is the dress of love,” she coos. “Hmmm,” he says. “I think you need to break out the iron.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Joke: Sit With My Wife An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Joke: Wedding Night Gift The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed, with alternating current of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note: DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuquidam Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) CIRCUMCISION DISQUALIFIES A WOULD-BE POLITICIAN! A man walks into the Election office in Leeds/Cape Town and says to the Receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an independent candidate". Receptionist: "Certainly sir, no problem. Please fill in this Form". He was filling the Form until he came to the question: ''Are you circumcised?" So he asked the Receptionist: "Is that question necessary?" Receptionist: "If you are circumcised you are not eligible". He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? Receptionist: "To become a genuine politician, you must be a complete prick". Edited April 15, 2019 by yuquidam worldangel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Joke: Jacks Are Wild Reminiscing with her girlfriend about their childhood, the young woman asked, “Did you ever play with jacks?” “Oh, yes,” her friend replied. “And with Johnny’s and Tommy’s, too." yuquidam 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Joke: Doomed by the Ice Cream Truck A woman hears that her 98-year-old grandfather has died, and journeys to see her grandmother. After the funeral, she asks, "How did it happen, Granny?" "Well, dear, it happened while we were making love one Sunday morning." "My goodness, Granny, two people almost 100 years old shouldn't be having sex!" the granddaughter exclaims. Her grandmother replies, "Well, dear, it's really a matter of patience and timing. You see, we pace ourselves to the sound of the church bells down the street. In with the ding, out with the dong... and we were doing fine until that damned ice cream truck came by!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Joke: No Food in Four Days A beggar walked up to a well-dressed blonde woman shopping and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "Goodness, I wish I had your willpower” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Joke: Implants and Viagra In recent years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra that on Alzheimer’s disease research. Which leads one to wonder... By the year 2035, will there be a large number of people wandering around with big breast and erections who can’t remember what to do with them? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Joke: Medium and Rare "What's the difference between medium and rare?" "I'm not sure." "Two inches." "Two inches?" "Six inches is medium… but eight inches is RARE!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: Change in M.O. A guy is in court for murdering his second wife. The judge says,"You murdered your first wife also, correct?" "That's right. I fed her poisoned mushrooms. I've done my time." The judge decided to probe a little further. "Yet you bashed your second wife to death. Why the change in M.O?" "Well, your Honour," the defendant replied. "The bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: Dribbling On Your Shoes A Jazz pianist spends the entire first set staring at a hot woman in the front row. When on his break, he dashes to the men's room for some hand relief. But he forgets to zip up. Halfway through his next set a woman approaches him and says, "Are you aware that your fly is open and you are dribbling on your shoes?" "Aware of it!" the pianist declared indignantly. "I wrote it!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: Why Do Men Always The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions. "Go ahead caller, you're live on the air!" The caller asked, “Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?” To which the doctor handily responded, “That's easy, too avoid criticism.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: The Same Difference What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 min. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: Medical Advances in Blood Work A Doctor giving a speech with the latest medicine findings. He said: "Here's good news for all of you who need blood transfusions, although this may be of some interest to any of you. The MA (Medical Association) researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. So far we've learned it tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Joke: Why All the Attention? A handsome guy goes into the hospital for some minor surgery and, the day after the procedure, a friend stops by to see how he is doing. The friend is amazed at the number of nurses who come by the room with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give him back rubs, etc. “Why all the attention?” the friend asks. “You look fine to me.” “I know!” grins the patient. “But the nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-five stitch” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Joke: I've Been Geesed The crowded elevator had just begun to rise when one of the young women on board screamed and said, “I’ve been geesed!” “You mean you have been goosed?” asked the man in front of her. “Listen, buddy, I know how to count!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Joke: The Lemon Picker The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look, Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, yes!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Joke: So Happy She Screamed A man nursing the flu was forced to stay home. He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him. She was so thrilled to have him around that when a deliveryman or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled, “My husband’s home! My husband’s home!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Joke: The Laxative Cure The pharmacist comes to in to the drugstore to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He approaches the clerk and asks, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says the man came in earlier to get something for his cough. And since she could not find the cough syrup, she gave him a bottle of laxative. The horrified pharmacist shouts, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!” The clerk calmly responds, “Of course you can. Look at him, he's afraid to cough.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Joke: See Right Through It The perky blond returned home with an ultra-Mod, clear plastic mini-dress and held it up for her husband’s approval. “Why, you can see right through it!” the incredulous husband gasped. “No you can not, silly,” she answered. “Not when I’m in it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Joke: Was I Any Good? The morning after Sue asks Jeff, “Was I any good?” Jeff says, “Were you any good? I haven’t been this sore since I was circumcised!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Joke: Get Some Toilet Paper A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in the backyard. A bird flew over them and pooped on his head. “Shit,” the man said. “Get some toilet paper.” “What for?” said the girl. “He must be a mile away by now.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Joke: Who Did This To You? Doug came home unexpectedly early from work only to find his wife lying in bed naked with large hickies all over her neck and red welts all over her breasts. She had obviously been ravaged in a moment of passion. Doug then noticed a burning cigar on the night stand next to the bed. He screamed at his wife, “What is going on here, who did this to you?" His wife calmly and innocently said, “No one Doug, whenever I try to smoke a cigar, I break out in a rash!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 Joke: The Man Who Kidnapped Your Wife The phone rings. "Hello," says the husband. A voice from the other side answers, "I am the man who kidnapped your wife and I demand you to pay $100,000 dollars if you want her back." The husband replies, "How about I pay you $200,000 dollars and you keep her?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Joke: You Think You Were Embarrassed Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine." Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Joke: There Are Two Theories "There are two theories on arguing with women." "Really, two?" "Yep. But neither one works." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Joke: Committed Adultery Impressionable and eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the energetic young preacher raised himself to full height and leaned over the pulpit. With his booming voice he said, “Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof of your mowf!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Joke: The Postman Three women are talking about their sex lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says, “Well, I call my husband ‘The Miner’ because he has an incredible shaft.” The third sighs and says, “I call mine ‘The Postman’." “Why the ‘Postman’?" asks one of them. “Because he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 Joke: An Upset Woman A woman walked past a pet store and looked in and saw a parrot. The parrot said, “Hey lady, you sure are ugly.” The lady was so upset that she ran inside and told the owner, “If your parrot says that about me again I will tell everyone I know that you are training your parrots to say mean things.” The owner replied, “I promise you ma'am, my bird will never say those words to you again.” The next day the lady came into the pet store and the parrot looked at the lady and said, “Hey lady, you know!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Joke: Doing Like the Truckers Do Little Johnny is standing in the back yard with a hand full of M&M's and the cat by the tail in the other. His mom notices and watches him. He pops a couple M&M's, takes a bite out of the cats tail, and hops a couple of steps. Then he does it again, pops a couple M&M’s, takes a bite out of the cats tail, and hops a couple steps. Finally his mom comes out and says, "Johnny, what are you doing?" He says, "I’m being a trucker mom. Popping some pills, eating some p*ssy, and moving along." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Joke: It's Starting To Rain As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system... "If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Joke: Season Tickets Ken and Jim were fortunate in that they each had a season ticket to watch The Kansas City Royals. However, they had a friend Ed who would give his right arm for a season ticket. They could not help noticing that there was always an empty seat next to theirs. One day, during a rain delay, Ken and Jim went to the ticket office and asked if they could buy the season ticket for their friend. The man at the window said, "Sorry men, that seat has already been sold." Nevertheless, game after game, it was still empty. Then on Labor day, much to Ken and Jim's amazement, for the first time that season, the seat was full. Jim could not resist asking the newcomer, "Where have you been all season?" "Don't ask," he said. "The wife bought this season ticket back in March, and gave it to me yesterday for a surprise Birthday present." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Joke: Talking Into An Envelope I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope. I ask her what she was doing? She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... " Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Joke: Weekly Woes Two old friends meet passing on the street one day. But one seemed hopeless, and almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, "What has the world done to you?" The sad man said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars." "That's not bad." "But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew kicked the bucket, and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear." "Sounds like you should be grateful..." "You don't understand!" he interrupted. "Last week my great-aunt passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million." Now the friend was really confused. "Then, why are you so sad?" "This week... nothing! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Joke: Taxi Cab Colours Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Joke: Cowards In History A man went into a bookstore and complained... “I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!" The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Joke: In Over Two Months Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Joke: The Most Beautiful Things "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentine’s Day. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?" "Mmm hmm." "Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Joke: He Lived So Long A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.” The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.” The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?” The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Joke: Unfamiliar Pilot Pilot: Pensacola Tower, Cessna 3798G is unfamiliar with the area, requests directions to the airport. Tower: Cessna 3798G, Turn right to a heading of 360 for about 8 minutes, then left 270 for another 3 minutes, then to a heading of 170 and the airport will be 12 o’clock in 5 minutes, cleared to land runway 17. Pilot: Pensacola Tower, Isn’t that the airport at 12 o’clock? Tower: Yes! You can actually continue your current course and land on runway 26, airport is 12 o’clock, 8 miles!! Pilot: Then why did you have me going the long way around the airport? Tower: Because you asked for directions, not the quickest route. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Joke: Send Me the Merchandise I recently got a catalog from a company I wasn't familiar with. Not wanting to be cheated I sent them a letter saying, "With all the fraud and misrepresentation I don't know who to trust. Send me the merchandise and if it's any good I'll send you a check." A week later I got a letter back from the company saying, "We have the same problem you have. Send us a check. If it's any good we'll send you the merchandise." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Joke: First Kiss My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her. Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?" Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Joke: Close Enough Two actuaries are duck hunting. They see a duck in the air and they both shoot. The first actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the left. The second actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the right. The actuaries give each other high fives, because on average they shot it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 28, 2019 Report Share Posted April 28, 2019 Joke: Viva Las Vegas My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $10,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche. I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle. A Greyhound bus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Joke: Flying Jitters Bob was sitting on the plane at Cleveland waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the USA." Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say its OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Joke: Time For the Hearing Aid Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy.” Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.” The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Joke: Talk About Short Memory! On his patrol a policeman came across four guys in a tree and he asked that they come down. After they all came down the policeman asked, "Who are you guys?" One of the guys replied, "Geez what a memory! We are the guys that were up in the tree!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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