Which brand of bag I can use in the office that will not expose me as gay?

[Guest Guest]

I'm a closeted gay and I have no plan of outing myself yet. In my new office, I notice that most men are straight and sad to say no one are my type. I already toned down my vanity and I'm thinking of changing my Lv duffel bag to something not so eye catching. Kindly please recommend a brand and style

[mate69]

It's not the bag. It's the mannerisms.

 

[Guest Guest]

10 minutes ago, Guest Guest said:

I'm a closeted gay and I have no plan of outing myself yet. In my new office, I notice that most men are straight and sad to say no one are my type. I already toned down my vanity and I'm thinking of changing my Lv duffel bag to something not so eye catching. Kindly please recommend a brand and style

. When ever guys take a LV, gucci, prada, d&g, saint laurent, mont blanc, mulberry, farrengamo, CK, hermes, Bogetta, charles & keith 99.99% confirm gay one.

 

You should carry a manly brand like Versace.

[EasleyLim]

Plastic bag.

[Guest Guest]

8 minutes ago, mate69 said:

It's not the bag. It's the mannerisms.

 

Wrong! If any guy wear Boss or Zegna..99.9% confirm gay one. I know through experience.

[Guest Guest]

7 minutes ago, EasleyLim said:

Plastic bag.

Dont talk rubbish. That Anya Hindmarch bag was so year 2000. Also not suitable for TS to bring to his office unless he is from the creative or fashion industry

[EasleyLim]

1 minute ago, Guest Guest said:

Dont talk rubbish. That Anya Hindmarch bag was so year 2000. Also not suitable for TS to bring to his office unless he is from the creative or fashion industry

 

Please, it's call retro chic. Look it up.

[upshot]

16 minutes ago, mate69 said:

It's not the bag. It's the mannerisms.

 

 

THE BEST ANSWER BY FAR TILL NOW STILL.

[Guest bbbbbbbb]

Some people no matter how they want to deny to themselves and claim to be highly closeted. Once they open their mouths and express themselves , sure pecah lobang. 穿 煲了!

 

有

 

[cutejack]

Not all pecah lobang.some havent pecah lobang u know

[Guest Xyz]

Herschel lol. Cheap and trendy

[bigdanbeam]

Diao bag. 

[doncoin]

NTUC Plastic bag. Very macho and butch. Definitely won't picha lobang. Everyone will think you are straight as a rod. 

[doncoin]

6 minutes ago, doncoin said:

NTUC Plastic bag. Very macho and butch. Definitely won't picha lobang. Everyone will think you are straight as a rod. 

 

I stand corrected. This bag is actually more butch. 

 

 

[Guest Guest]

I always carry my SBO to office to showcase my manliness and machoness. If i am going for a jog afterwork, will be in full battle order to place water bottle etc.

[Guest Truth]

1 hour ago, mate69 said:

It's not the bag. It's the mannerisms.

 

This.

[Guest Guest]

Tumi?

[upshot]

4 hours ago, doncoin said:

 

I stand corrected. This bag is actually more butch. 

 

 

 

 

hahahahah...stylo milo...

 

 

[Guest Benny]

Tumi looks like an ordinary bags but expensive

[Guest Guest]

Haversack darling 

[thorzguy]

13 hours ago, doncoin said:

NTUC Plastic bag. Very macho and butch. Definitely won't picha lobang. Everyone will think you are straight as a rod. 

May I add in Cold Storage as well? I love the green apple print on it.

 

[suckmegood]

the troll level of this thread is hilarious. hahahahaha

[bluerunner]

14 hours ago, mate69 said:

It's not the bag. It's the mannerisms.

 

Even though you have a point there, some gay men can be very straight behaving though. Therefore, mannerism is not always accurate. 

[EasleyLim]

7 minutes ago, thorzguy said:

May I add in Cold Storage as well? I love the green apple print on it.

 

 

What is this, Bourgeoisie Hour? Please don't be so atas.

[Guest Guest]

21 minutes ago, thorzguy said:

May I add in Cold Storage as well? I love the green apple print on it.

 

Cold Storage is so GAY!! Please...you mighy as well say Culina bag. You are just mocking TS and totally not helpful.

 

Real man shop at Seng Shiong so you should be constructive and advice TS to carry a Seng Shiong plastic bag instead.

[Guest Atas]

[bluerunner]

1 hour ago, Guest Guest said:

Cold Storage is so GAY!! Please...you mighy as well say Culina bag. You are just mocking TS and totally not helpful.

Cold storage one where got gay?! Aiyoh. 

I love the green colour recycle bag from Cold Storage. 

[Momopolare]

Why not get this bag? 

It says "Mind your words, I'm dangerous."

[thorzguy]

2 hours ago, EasleyLim said:

 

What is this, Bourgeoisie Hour? Please don't be so atas.

Eh... If Cold Storage having some sale, it might be cheaper than NTUC leh..

 

2 hours ago, Guest Guest said:

Cold Storage is so GAY!! Please...you mighy as well say Culina bag. You are just mocking TS and totally not helpful.

 

Real man shop at Seng Shiong so you should be constructive and advice TS to carry a Seng Shiong plastic bag instead.

If want a more translucent one, use Giant. If don't want to let others see, plus with cable tie, use Mustafa ok?

 

1 hour ago, bluerunner said:

Cold storage one where got gay?! Aiyoh. 

I love the green colour recycle bag from Cold Storage. 

I second that!

 

[myfyp2]

[lovehandle]

3 hours ago, thorzguy said:

Eh... If Cold Storage having some sale, it might be cheaper than NTUC leh..

 

If want a more translucent one, use Giant. If don't want to let others see, plus with cable tie, use Mustafa ok?

 

I second that!

 

I have Never find Cold storage ex..it may appear that some supermkt happened to look cheaper in their offering, but their quality is not there

 

quoting an eg of Lemons , cold storage' s every pc is fresh and yellow

 

when I went to its rivals , it is not the case.....

 

anyway it is about office bags right? why mentioned supermkt bags???

[snowball]

samsonite bag

[rollerfella]

This would be perfect. The manliest bag to lug around. You literally need balls to carry it anywhere with ya.

[fab]

http://blog.myfatpocket.com/jpglicious/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Plastic-Bag-Trend-Hits-Asia-8-e1441121753353.jpg

 

[qiye]

 

Choose your style.

 

 

Or this one also good. triple usage. carry things. cover face. puke inside.

[bigdanbeam]

4 minutes ago, qiye said:

 

Choose your style.

 

 

 

So retro. Still got Carrefour and Shop & Save. 省省省 mother 最棒!

[bennysky]

Fossil, Sanqvist, Filson.

trust me, I knows bags

Edited December 29, 2016 by bennysky

[abang]

Please don't waste your time and money, use that SG50 bag...It shows your patriotism and your sense of environmental conservatism!  Steady pom pi pi....

[Guest Guest]

11 minutes ago, abang said:

Please don't waste your time and money, use that SG50 bag...It shows your patriotism and your sense of environmental conservatism!  Steady pom pi pi....

How is that helpful?

[Guest Fashion slave aka 假文青]

All the bitches here 原形毕露！TS, ignore those 没用的东西！

 

Let the fashion expert advise you. If you want to portray class without coming off as trashy, use the samsonite red range. Tumi is too uncle!

http://www.samsonitered.com/m#/SG/product/list/man

https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=samsonite+red+men+rucksack&safe=off&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwix1Jmx3pnRAhWKuY8KHVX0BzAQ_AUIBSgB&dpr=2

 

Or you may want to channel the 文青 vibe, consider porter.

https://www.ll-porter.com/en/product/classics

 

To gain the hipster swag, use cambridge satchel or fossil leather messengers

https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=the+cambridge+satchel+men&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&prmd=ivmn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZqLvH4pnRAhUGs48KHT82AhYQ_AUIBSgB&dpr=2

 

https://www.fossil.com/us/en/men/bags/messenger.html

 

Stay away from LV, Gucci, Givenchy, D&G & Saint Laurent to avoid looking gay bottom. Consider Coach, Burberry & MCM for that designer preppy look without looking gay.

 

[Guest Guest]

 

you must write your name on the bag to ensure delivery

[Guest 假文青]

Goyard, Jack spade, sandqvist, Fjällräven, freitag, anello.

 

[thorzguy]

22 hours ago, -Ignored- said:

I have Never find Cold storage ex..it may appear that some supermkt happened to look cheaper in their offering, but their quality is not there

 

quoting an eg of Lemons , cold storage' s every pc is fresh and yellow

 

when I went to its rivals , it is not the case.....

 

anyway it is about office bags right? why mentioned supermkt bags???

I second that too! Freshness is guaranteed!

Anyway, supermarket bags are meant to be teaser la..

 

Just use any bag that one likes! Happy New Year!

 

[Guest Gay Straight Couple]

Pink T shirt bag or small zip clutch state dinner with dinosaur print will definitely be spot on. 

[koganei83]

actually NOT USE ANY BAG is most macho

 

i see many guys come work n go home without anything 

 

some no wallet also, just have enough money in their pocket for lunch and ez link card

 

very macho!

[Guest Guest]

On 30/12/2016 at 0:15 AM, Guest Fashion slave aka 假文青 said:

All the bitches here 原形毕露！TS, ignore those 没用的东西！

 

Let the fashion expert advise you. If you want to portray class without coming off as trashy, use the samsonite red range. Tumi is too uncle!

http://www.samsonitered.com/m#/SG/product/list/man

https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=samsonite+red+men+rucksack&safe=off&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwix1Jmx3pnRAhWKuY8KHVX0BzAQ_AUIBSgB&dpr=2

 

Or you may want to channel the 文青 vibe, consider porter.

https://www.ll-porter.com/en/product/classics

 

To gain the hipster swag, use cambridge satchel or fossil leather messengers

https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=the+cambridge+satchel+men&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=768&bih=928&tbm=isch&prmd=ivmn&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZqLvH4pnRAhUGs48KHT82AhYQ_AUIBSgB&dpr=2

 

https://www.fossil.com/us/en/men/bags/messenger.html

 

Stay away from LV, Gucci, Givenchy, D&G & Saint Laurent to avoid looking gay bottom. Consider Coach, Burberry & MCM for that designer preppy look without looking gay.

 

Then Bottega leh?

[Guest Veneta lopez]

Bottega veneta is GAY GAY GAY with a clear gay lisp!!! Never attempt unless you are matt damon.

[inamoto]

backpack and mannerism

Edited January 5, 2017 by inamoto

[Guest 法海收妖]

On 28/12/2016 at 11:25 PM, Guest Guest said:

I'm a closeted gay and I have no plan of outing myself yet. In my new office, I notice that most men are straight and sad to say no one are my type. I already toned down my vanity and I'm thinking of changing my Lv duffel bag to something not so eye catching. Kindly please recommend a brand and style

 

You still have not get it?!  It's not the bag you carried, it's your 妖里妖气 that has Pik-Chiak you. 

 

[HydroNaut]

On 28/12/2016 at 11:25 PM, Guest Guest said:

I'm a closeted gay and I have no plan of outing myself yet. In my new office, I notice that most men are straight and sad to say no one are my type. I already toned down my vanity and I'm thinking of changing my Lv duffel bag to something not so eye catching. Kindly please recommend a brand and style

 

I woiuld suggest "NTUC plastic bag", gay will not be so un-glam to be caught using it to bag his belongings.