Massage at Spa D Lite @ Chinatown

[randomtruths]

4 hours ago, sgcurious said:

How radical? Very big belly?

 

No, radical transformation of personality as described, like 2 completely different persons! Physically, I must admit he is now bulkier but still completely acceptable.

[sgcurious]

1 hour ago, randomtruths said:

 

No, radical transformation of personality as described, like 2 completely different persons! Physically, I must admit he is now bulkier but still completely acceptable.

I see. Thought you mentioned chubbier and can die if he crush you with his current mass. Lol

[Armageddon]

13 minutes ago, sgcurious said:

I see. Thought you mentioned chubbier and can die if he crush you with his current mass. Lol

 

Hello, read carefully, he enjoys the crushing force la!

 

 

 

 

Edited December 4, 2024 by Armageddon

[Armageddon]

Better have your last fling with Oscar before it is too late.  Go now!!!

[cifiropos]

Yes, Oscar is leaving Spa D Lite for good. Last day 29 Dec. Last chance to try his massage and good physique 😋😭

[liyvxi]

4小时前，cifiropos说：

是的，Oscar要离开Spa D Lite。12月29日的最后一天。尝试他按摩和良好的体质的最后机会😋😭

有店里的 QQ联系吗

[randomtruths]

Guess whoz coming soon!

[crazydogg12]

1 hour ago, randomtruths said:

Guess whoz coming soon!

Who coming?

[Kimochi]

4 hours ago, randomtruths said:

Guess whoz coming soon!

Dylan?

[randomtruths]

1 hour ago, Kimochi said:

Dylan?

 

I wish too, but someone almost as good! S _ _

[randomtruths]

The legendary Sky is here!

[psarthmei]

2 hours ago, randomtruths said:

The legendary Sky is here!

 

Is this the same Sky who used to work there from around the mid-2010s and went back to China before the pandemic?

[randomtruths]

8 hours ago, psarthmei said:

 

Is this the same Sky who used to work there from around the mid-2010s and went back to China before the pandemic?

 

Yap!

[Rnnr]

21 hours ago, randomtruths said:

The legendary Sky is here!

Why is he legendary?

[p-2122]

On 1/8/2025 at 10:36 PM, randomtruths said:

The legendary Sky is here!

 

Saw your comments until I called SpaD, he only start works this week. I wanted to go see him today but he's not around yet. 

 

[rudeawakening]

54 minutes ago, p-2122 said:

 

Saw your comments until I called SpaD, he only start works this week. I wanted to go see him today but he's not around yet. 

 

 

Why, want to be the first to 开苞? Sori, you are at least a DECADE too late!!

[Keng]

I have heard of Sky many years ago but never got a chance to try his service. So coincidentally i had a free slot this afternoon, so i called to try my luck and yes, he is available. After trying his service, i can only say he is really well deserved of his reputation. He is good not just in term of skill but also the attitude. I am honoured to be his first customer after his return.

[David Ho]

Sky worked here 5 years ago and now back here.look skinny. Now they have 4 from China and Thomas from Vietnam. Thomas is the youngest look so cute and friendly,he smiles so cute

[Hulk97]

How do I contact them for appointment? Is it only through phone call? And what’s the rate?

[rudeboiz]

On 1/17/2025 at 9:47 AM, Hulk97 said:

How do I contact them for appointment? Is it only through phone call? And what’s the rate?

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him!

 

Oh, incidentally, the other places have equally esoteric rules:

 

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

At Shuang, you have to pass muster before a terracotta warrior Phil to enter.

 

At Waterspa, you must grovel before a nasty dude James before he condescends to admit you without bashing you up first.

 

At Cloud9, you must proclaim 皇帝不灭 公公永存 before admission.

 

Happy that you take the initiative to clarify before making appointments! Won't do to make a mortifying faux pas under such trying circumstances.

 

 

 

Edited January 22, 2025 by rudeboiz

[badkarma]

On 1/9/2025 at 7:56 PM, Rnnr said:

Why is he legendary?

 

Good wine needs no bush! Those who knew Sky need no introduction, those who dun, well, you dunno what you have missed! Go and find out NOW!

[rudeawakening]

On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him

 

Iven famously told his guys they dun have to greet or acknowledge customers if they run into them in the streets, ie ignore them lest those 心里有鬼 should feel horrified getting outed in public. He didnt say what if the customers greeted them first. So we get people like Jimmy ignoring you even if you call out to him!

 

For consequential matters like NOT addressing customers as "uncle", Iven is famously UNINSTRUCTIVE!

 

That such benighted management can lead to their business thriving is an indictment of how UNdiscriminating we, the customers, have become!

 

 

 

 

Edited January 23, 2025 by rudeawakening

[skinnyduck]

They are not interested in cultivating local business la! As if there is really so much foreign business!

[frauduster]

On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

Apparently, quite a few deplorables, to borrow from Hillary Clinton, have whispered 爽歪歪 and MORE to Edison in a desperate bid for privileged access!

[Tom_S]

On 1/17/2025 at 10:00 AM, rudeboiz said:

 

You've got to wait to be accosted by Iven in Chinatown, in Shogun or Ten Men, juz like in Squid Game before you can make an appointment directly with him!

 

Oh, incidentally, the other places have equally esoteric rules:

 

At Dsparadise, you have to whisper the password 爽歪歪 in Edison's ear before you can make an appointment.

 

At Shuang, you have to pass muster before a terracotta warrior Phil to enter.

 

At Waterspa, you must grovel before a nasty dude James before he condescends to admit you without bashing you up first.

 

At Cloud9, you must proclaim 皇帝不灭 公公永存 before admission.

 

Happy that you take the initiative to clarify before making appointments! Won't do to make a mortifying faux pas under such trying circumstances.

 

 

 

 

is this satire? or genuine guide? omg lol

[Raflog]

X

Edited February 1, 2025 by Raflog

[actofgod]

Hello, you dun tip for services, you PAY for them! As to how much, you will have to ask the individual service providers.

[frauduster]

Of course, you can unilaterally give/pay without asking. T Gunner has been known to give as much as $500. Given such grandiose expressions of generosity, it is best NOT to ask how much one should be 'tipping'!

[hanniball]

8 hours ago, Raflog said:

Can anyone let me know (maybe in DM) how much should 1 tip here at SpaDLite? 
For HJ and maybe all the way? 

Is 50$ can already?

[bobadi]

SpaDlite has a CCTV trained on the rooms for the longest time, ostensibly for security reasons but it also captures half naked customers going to and from the showers. Their masseurs bring handphones into the rooms for unmentionable nefarious reasons. Of course, only those 心里有鬼 need to be alarmed, the rest of us ordinary folks are only too elated to be accidental viral 一夜暴红 porn stars!

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 17, 2025 by bobadi

[AlexDominic]

i heard Oscar left. Any other updates here?

[frauduster]

Iven is UNperturbed dat despite the pomp and circumstance of Sky's arrival, no material change in business has ensued!

[skinnyduck]

Those into tattoos had better catch Robin before he flies the coop!

[Blanka]

Hi. Can I request for massuese or they assign you? Just checking 

[actofgod]

15 hours ago, Blanka said:

Hi. Can I request for massuese or they assign you? Just checking 

 

They wont dare decline the request, so go ahead and request shamelessly! Incidentally, they have masseurs, not masseuses.

[rudeboiz]

Isnt a new Viet boy expected any time soon at Dspa?

[Badass]

Akan datang! Juz landed, needs to be processed for legal work. Sean's introduction, should be as good as he is! Sean needs a break, he really does work too hard!

[ken99chia]

Robin left Spa Dlite last month.

Anyone knows if there’s a replacement?

[Badass]

On 5/26/2025 at 9:13 PM, Badass said:

Akan datang! Juz landed, needs to be processed for legal work. Sean's introduction, should be as good as he is! Sean needs a break, he really does work too hard!

 

Alex is now ready! 

[Bloodysweet]

This was my first visit and I was greeted by Max. Max is rather good looking, manly, and is quite tall and stocky. The first impression was a good one. The session starts off with a shower, after which he proceeds to work on my back side. His strokes are strong yet not to the point of discomfort. Those looking for a good massage will not be disappointed. Max is also a huge tease. 
Long story short, I got what I came for and much more. So did he. 

[rudeboiz]

40 minutes ago, Bloodysweet said:

This was my first visit and I was greeted by Max.

 

Your first visit to SpaDlite and you got its OLDEST denizen yet know not, while everyone is awaiting the initiation of the latest sensation Alex! Man, ignorance sure is bliss!!

[Bloodysweet]

6 minutes ago, rudeboiz said:

 

Your first visit to SpaDlite and you got its OLDEST denizen yet know not, while everyone is awaiting the initiation of the latest sensation Alex! Man, ignorance sure is bliss!!

definitely late to the party, but party we must.

[rudeboiz]

Here, at least the 'initiation' will NOT be done by the bosses, who are indifferent to 小鲜肉，unlike at C9, where Voldemort personally will pop the cherry of every novice to ensure that he, above all, gets it first so that thenceforth it will be spoilt for everyone else, such is his depravity!!

[testest]

Are there still any fit masseur there after Oscar left?

[Bloodysweet]

18 hours ago, rudeboiz said:

Here, at least the 'initiation' will NOT be done by the bosses, who are indifferent to 小鲜肉，unlike at C9, where Voldemort personally will pop the cherry of every novice to ensure that he, above all, gets it first so that thenceforth it will be spoilt for everyone else, such is his depravity!!

how greedy.

[AlexDominic]

has anyone tried Alex? would love to hear your experience thanks

[Saaaa]

Is there a thomas here? With tattoos?

[wong27]

Ricky is leaving by end June.

[123ZZZ]

4 hours ago, wong27 said:

Ricky is leaving by end June.

Going back China? Or changing jobs?

[Badass]

19 hours ago, 123ZZZ said:

Going back China? Or changing jobs?

 

Two possibilities: Business has fallen over a cliff or he has finally hit it BIG at MBS!