worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Good Medicine I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up. I went today, but not one person would pet me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Trusted Doctor A newcomer to the neighbourhood consulted one of the established residents in regard to a doctor. "My little daughter," she explained, "has swallowed a gold piece and has got to be operated on. I wonder if Dr. Robertson is to be trusted? "Without a doubt," her neighbour assured her, "he's absolutely honest." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 14, 2020 Report Share Posted January 14, 2020 Joke: Just With Your Wife After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco, and advised to get at least eighth hour’s sleep a night. Finally, the patient asked, “What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?” “Just with your wife,” responded the doctor. “We don’t want you to get too excited.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: Foreign Language A dog was so clever that his owner sent him to college. Home for vacation, the dog admitted he had learned neither history nor science, but added proudly, “I did make a good start in foreign languages.” “Okay,” replied the owner, “say something in a foreign language.” The dog said, “Meow!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: Health Dangers A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, “Do you smoke?” “Yeah, a pack and a half a day,” said the patient. Concerned, the doctor told him, “You should consider quitting.” “No, it’s OK,” said the patient. “I smoke with my left hand.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: I Order You To Pay $10,000 Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000." Mario: "Why?" Judge: "It’s a fine." Mario: "No its’ a not!" Joke: Love Is Blind Two years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date... Today I asked her to marry me... She said no on both occasions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: The Busy Crew The captain of the ship called out, "Who is below?" A boy answered, "Wayne, sir." "What are you doing?" "Nothing, sir." "Is Tom there?" "Yes," said Tom. "What are you doing?" "Helping Wayne, sir." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: Slowest Man on the Job The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, "I've had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I've ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?" "Well," yawned the workman, "nobody can get tired as quick as I can." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: Does It Work? A group of four men often got together to play racquetball. After the game three of them men showered in the locker room, then went and had a few drinks in the club bar. After this had been going on for some time, one of the three men asked the man who always left, “How come you never hang around and get cleaned up and have a few with us?” The fourth man seemed a little embarrassed, but he admitted that he didn’t want to be seen in the shower with the other men because he felt his penis was small. So the first man asked, “Does it work?” “Of course, it works extremely well.” So the first man asked, “Would you like to trade it in for one that looks great in the shower?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Joke: Why Can't You, Doc? A veterinarian is feeling ill and goes to see her doctor. The doctor asks her all the usual questions about symptoms, how long they have been occurring, etc. She interrupts him, “Hey look, I’m a vet. I don’t need to ask my patients these kinds of questions. I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?" The doctor nods, looks her up and down, writes out a prescription, and hands it to her. "There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put down." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Joke: Married Women vs. Single Women Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Joke: Rectum Stretcher Early one morning, a rookie cop was on radar duty under a bridge. He observed a red Corvette traveling at a ridiculous speed. Upon pulling the car over he asked the driver, " What's the hurry, Buddy?" The driver calmly replied, " I'm late for work." "Oh yeah, what exactly do you do?" asked the cop. "I’m a Rectum Stretcher," the driver says. "I stick one finger in the rectum, wriggle it around, and then when it's stretched large enough I move on to two fingers and so on until I make the rectum about 6 feet." "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass?” the cop inquired. "Well, apparently you give him a radar gun and tell him to hide under a bridge..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Joke: Go Out Like My Grandfather Two men are talking about how they want to leave the world. “I’d like to go out like my uncle,” says the first man. “He died at the race track.” The second man says he’d like to go out like his grandfather. “He just died peacefully. Fell asleep and never woke up or made a sound. Nothing like the people riding in his bus.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Joke: Exposed Underwear Susan is great at doing head stands. She was advised by her mum not to practise it in her new school since her underwear is usually exposed. Susan was proud at her achievement after her first day in school and was eager to tell Mum about the great audience of boys she attracted at school when showing off her skills. Mother reminded her about exposing her panties of which Susan replied, "No Mum they were not seeing my panties." "How come sweetie?", said Mum. "Because I took them off Mum," she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Joke: For My Wife and Myself A couple steeped up to the desk clerk of one of the city’s hotel. “I’d like a room with a bath for my wife and myself," said the young man. “I’m terrible sorry, sir,” said the clerk, “but the only room available doesn’t have a bath, only a shower.” “Will that be all right with you, darling?” the man asked the young woman at his side. “Sure, mister,” she said. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Joke: Come Again A young woman walked into dry cleaners and walked up to the counter. She handed the guy her blouse and as she left he said, "Come again!" She replied, "No, it was ketchup this time." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Joke: State of the Art Watch - A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Joke: The War of 1776 Little Johnny's homework assignment was about The War of 1776. As Johnny was doing his homework he asked his father, "Who was it that said 'we haven't started to fight yet'?" "A bride and groom, still on their honeymoon I guess," growled his dad. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Joke: Phil had just joined a club after ... Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21" and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this, asked his friend "Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out?" His friend said, "well we've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all, and if you want to tell a joke, you just call out a number." Phil nodded and said "Can I try?" His friend nodded, and Phil called out "121" and everyone in the club roared with laughter, and it didn't die down for at least another 15 minutes after. "Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?" Phil asked. His friend said with a small chuckle "We haven't heard that one before." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Joke: I Just Needed To Use Your Car After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Joke: What do you call a woman that ... Q: What do you call a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand. A: A Swiss Army Wife. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Joke: Doctor, you were right when you... Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time. That’s good John; when did you start walking? When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Joke: Math test Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. “Dad,” said Joe, “Remember when you told me you'd give me 20 dollars if I passed my math test?” Dad nodded. “Well, the good news is that I just saved you 20 bucks.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Joke: Doctor, you were right when you... Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time. That’s good John; when did you start walking? When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Joke: A pregnant woman gets into a car... A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, DeNephew. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Joke: Relatives of yours? A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Joke: Pet names.... There once was a man who was so proud of the fact that he had six kids that he insisted on calling his wife "mother of six." His wife hated this name and asked him repeatedly not to call her that, but he was a stubborn man and was very proud that he had six kids. One evening they were at a dinner party for his company and it was getting close to the time that they should be leaving. The husband yelled from across the room over to his wife, "mother of six, are you ready to go?" Annoyed with his question, she responded, "In a minute, Father of four." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Joke: Just before the ... Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Joke: I’m sorry to have to ... Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal. Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper. Doctor: To make your will? Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Joke: The maid’s revenge Just after the maid had been fired. She took five bucks from her purse, she threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Joke: Standing Straight Up Two women are fishing. Lisa always catches the most fish. Wanda asked her, "How do you do it? Every time we go fishing you always catch the most fish." Lisa replied, "When I wake up in the morning, if my husband's thing is hanging off to the left, I fish off the left side of the boat. If his thing is hanging off to the right, I fish off the right side of the boat." Wanda says, "What if his thing is standing straight up?” Lisa replies, "Then you don't go fishing!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Joke: What Did She Roll? Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Joke: Man's Perfect Breakfast What's the definition of a man's perfect breakfast? His son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, his mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and his wife is on the back of the milk carton. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Joke: My Wife Is Unfaithful A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says the shrink. “Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Joke: My First One This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?" The guy says, "Ya, my first blowjob." The bartender says, "How about I give you an eighth shot on the house." The guy says, "If 7 shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Joke: Take Mom's Advice The quarrel had reached a new height when the wife said to her spouse, "I wish I'd taken my mother's advice and never married you." Hubby swung around, "Do you mean to tell me that your mother tried to stop you from marrying me?" Wife nodded in the affirmative. "Good heavens," cried the husband, his voice filled with remorse. "How I've wronged that woman." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Joke: Getting Married A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love? "No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young, I became much enamoured with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of my feelings, but at last I got the courage to the proposing point. I said 'Let's get married!'" "And what did she say? "She said, 'Goodness, Who'd have us.'" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Joke: Hurt Cow The cowboy ordered a steak at a restaurant and it was served rare, very rare. He looked at it and ask that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked. The chef came out to inform him that the steak was cooked. "Cooked? You call this cooked? I've seen cows hurt worse than this and they get well." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Joke: They'll Find Us Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.” “Really? Why do you think so?” asks the despairing one. “I owe the IRS five years’ worth of taxes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Joke: Turn the Page A couple was laying in bed one night reading and ever so often the man would reach over and rub the woman across the snatch. This went on several times. The woman was starting to get a little horny. The woman finally jumped up, took her clothes off, and told her husband to make love to her. The husband laughed and said he was only getting some moisture on his fingers to turn the pages. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Joke: Ending in 'T' A lady on a train from Aberdeen to Glasgow was frowning over a clue in her travel crossword. The gentleman sitting opposite noticed this and volunteered to assist her. “Well" she said, “the answer is a four lettered word ending in 't' and the clue is 'often found on roads, and members of the Scottish Parliament are full of it.'" "Oh, that will be GRIT!" said the gent. "Ah, I see," replied the lady. "Could you lend me an eraser please?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Joke: What Do You Know? A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman as he smiled smugly, "How about global warming; universal health care; or stimulus packages?" "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Joke: Goddess On the Nile Carl is talking to a girl in a Big City bar, he says, “Can I get you a drink? The girl replies, “Certainly.” Carl asks, “What would you like?” The girl says, “Champagne.” Carl says, “Why Champagne?” The girl says, “Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth.” Curious Carl asks, “What if I just buy you a draft beer?” The girl replies, “I’ll cut wet farts all night.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Joke: You Need More Tail A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, and then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need more tail!” The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Joke: My Sex Life Is A Holiday Benny was talking to his best friend Sam. "Don't tell anyone, Sam, but my Sadie once again had a headache last night." "Really?" said Sam. "Yes," replied Benny, "it's been like this for some weeks now. I've been thinking that they must have named a religious holiday after my sex life." "Which one?" Sam asked. "Passover,” replied Benny. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Joke: Like A Deck of Cards A man is like a deck of cards… You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his freaking head in…. And a spade to bury the bastard! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Joke: The Most Boring Party “That was the most boring party I’ve ever been to,” complained the glamorous young fashion editor to her roommate. “Goodness was it dull.” “But you stayed quite a while, didn’t you?” asked her roommate. “Yes. But only because I could not find my clothes!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Joke: Kicked In the Nuts The definitive answer to the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for that conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you NEVER hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Joke: Am I the First? “Tell me,” the husband asked his wife on their wedding night, “Am I the first man you ever slept with?” “No,” the woman shook her head. “I’d have recognized you when we met.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Joke: Tastes Like Shit The pharmacist proudly showed Mr. Johnson his newest product. “It’s an apple that tastes like a woman.” Curious, Mr. Johnson took a bite. He spat violently, “This doesn't taste like a woman, this tastes like shit!" The pharmacist turned it around. “Sorry,” he said, “you bit the wrong side.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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