worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Bad breath I was telling my friend that the previous night I’d been in a bar and offered a woman some chewing gum and warned her about her bad breath, and one minute later she’d slapped me across the face. My friend asked, “Why one minute later?” I said, “That’s how far away she was.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Interview Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Candidate: "I don't give a f*ck what you think." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Two old timers Two old timers were talking after the service one day and the one asks the other, "So tell me brother, what did you think of the soul food this morning?" The other replies, "The food was excellent but the service sucked!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: At fast-food joint I work at a local fast-food joint. It cracks me up when a fat-ass customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra-large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Joke: Viagra A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Fast-food restaurant A fat man goes into a fast-food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally, his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Farmer A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school." "Great, but why the wooden leg?" "The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy." "Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?" "Well, when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Complementary A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So, he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Panda A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Chewing gum A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Ocean cruise A guy is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.'' The guy replies, ''Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?'' The doctor says, "No, but it'll look really pretty in the water.'' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: The meaning of dreams Yesterday morning, my wife woke up with a start. When I asked her what the matter was, she said, “I just had a dream you gave me a diamond ring and diamond earrings for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” I winked and said, “You’ll know tonight.” In the evening, I came home with a small package and gave it to my wife. She was delighted and opened it excitedly. In it was a book called “The meaning of dreams”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: What kind of meat it is? A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. It’s an asshole! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Divorce lawyer A guy walked into a post office just before Valentine’s Day and he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now the guy’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so he asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked the guy. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: At the funeral A man went to the All-Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well that’s unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But shouldn’t you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Supernatural My boss asked me today, “Do you believe in life after death and the supernatural?” I replied, “Yes, I think so.” “I thought you would,” he said. “Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she phoned up to talk to you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Leave the company My co-worker said to me, “If the boss doesn’t take back what he said to me, I’m leaving the company.” I asked, “What did he say?” “Leave the company.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: To keep track My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver I’ve ever seen. How many have you derailed this week?” I said, “Honestly sir, I don’t know. It’s hard for me to keep track.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Young executive A young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” says the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?” “Sure,” the young executive says. He turns the machine on, inserts the paper, and presses the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” says the CEO as his paper disappears inside the machine. “I just need one copy.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Two factory workers Two factory workers are talking to each other one day. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “Oh yeah? And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” As the woman leaves, the man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?” The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: You are hired A man is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls. The first accountant walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.” The boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?” “4” replies the accountant. The boss tells him to get out. Sad, disappointed, and a little confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office. The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”. “4” replies the accountant. The boss tells him to get out. Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid, he doesn’t want to work there anyway. The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”. The accountant replies, “Anything you want it to be.” The boss says, “You’re hired.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: New manager A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing manager tells him, “I’ve left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can’t solve.” Three months down the road there is a major drama in the office and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says “Blame your predecessor!” He does this and gets off the hook. About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize!” He starts to reorganize and the company quickly rebounds. Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says, “Prepare three envelopes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Salesman A salesman dropped in to an office see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying the waste baskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.” “Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!” “Please don’t tell him!” said the dog. “If he finds out I can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone, too!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Employee rewards The owner of a company tells his employees one day, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000.” Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another. “And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Batman I went for a job interview today and the interviewer asked me, “What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?” I said, “Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what’s real from what’s not.” They then asked, “And your strengths?” I said, “I’m Batman.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: You are fired An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up. “Why did you leave that job?” asked one co-worker. “It was something my boss said,” the woman replied. “Why? What did he say?” the co-worker asked. “You’re fired.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Call centre My friend works at a call centre and he says that everyone’s always trying to outdo each other in how many calls they can make in a given time. It’s got to the point where small teams have formed in different sections of the office. It sounds weird, but who am I to judge him and his call leagues? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Quitting job Told my boss I would leave my job because they weren’t giving me sufficient training. “Well, you know where the door is,” he said. I said, “Actually no, I don’t.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Leave work early Me: Can I leave work early? Boss: Only if you make up the time. Me: Ok, 45 past 60. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: It’s May “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” Boss: It’s May. “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: All are engaged I rang up a call center today and the automated message said, “All our advisors are engaged.” Congratulations to them all. Now answer the damn phone will you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: My boss My boss accused me of stealing, and fired me from my job at the furniture store. But I regret nothing. Sometimes you have to take a stand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Delivery Got some bubble wrap delivered to work yesterday. The boss said, “Pop it in the corner.” Took me five hours! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Outstanding balance My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Joke: Young robber A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors. But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Guide Dogs Two men are walking their dogs (a Doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant. They’re pretty hungry, so they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says “NO DOGS ALLOWED”. The man with the Doberman says “I know what to do, just follow my lead.” He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” “A Doberman for a guide dog?” The waiter asks, skeptical. “Yes.” The man replies. “Dobermans are very loyal. They’re easy to train and protective too. They’re born for the job.” The waiter sighs and leads the man to a table. The second man, excited by this idea, throws on his sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” “A chihuahua for a guide dog?” The waiter asks. “A chihuahua?” The man asks. “They gave me a chihuahua?!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Gorilla A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bull, and a shotgun. The animal control employee tells the man, "I'm here to get the gorilla out of your tree. I'm going to use this ladder to climb up the tree and shake the branch the gorilla is on to knock him to the ground. The pit bull is trained to go after anything that falls from the tree and bites their balls which calms the animal down so I can put him in the truck." The man says "Okay, I see what the ladder and the pit bull are for but what is the shotgun for?" The animal control employee says, "Oh, that's for you. In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Hairy bikers A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Taking golf lessons A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Two elderly sisters Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. "I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!" They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. "I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Vasectomy Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Two women … Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe herself, and the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night the husbands met at the bar, one looks at the other and says "I'm gonna have to watch my wife, she came home with no panties last night." The other one says "Oh well, mine came home with a card wedged in her ass saying "You were loved and will be missed by the whole entire fire department." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Poison Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Pete darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go... I... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government." "Don't give it a second thought, sweetheart. Who do you think gave you the poison?" answered Peter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Good eye sight A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, "Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a complement right about now." The husband replied, "You have really good eye sight!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Sex life A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, "Hey Big Boy, do ya want some of this?" The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, "Hell no! Look what that thing does to underwear!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Bank robbery During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Wedding ring A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked, "Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Her friend replied, "Because I married the wrong man!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Genie A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, "For every wish you make, your wife gets two." The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two. Then the man asked for a house and again his wife got double. The jealous husband said, "For my last wish, beat me half to death." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: At a bar A man sitting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Joke: Getting married A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied, "All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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