Masturbation / Jacking Off Discussion - Learn From Who? When? Where? [Home, Work, Public?] How Often & What Techniques? How Many Times is too much? (Compiled)

[Guest PgLoh]

yah, and just like the same as going to sauna, the dark room, guy touching each other... and can see lot of cummm

[Azorius]

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Edited January 14, 2018 by Azorius

[Guest Guest guest]

i'm curious about how much calories we burn if we masturbated let's say for about an hour?

[TheVisitors]

Your cock become slimmer and smaller, your waist line still the same, and your IQ,........ also still the same.

[pocketsizebf]

if u masturbate while holding on to a pull up bar - alot.

[avalux200]

LOLLL you guys and your responses...just made my evening HAHA!

[Guest junjun93]

Your muscle will be bigger :DDDDD

[fyimsingaporean]

Depend the amount of your juice flows/shoot. Nah, Just joking.

[Maquis]

not sure how many calories it burns but it definitely reduces ur proteine levels :-)

[gstc82]

Right arm bigger than left arm how? Must remover to alternate your arms.

[Afterwork]

20 calories if u r using ur own hand

0 calories if u r using someone else's

...

sorry lame joke.

[Guest Mozzie]

20 calories if u r using ur own hand 0 calories if u r using someone else's ... sorry lame joke.

Wah lau! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[gstc82]

Not true u burn zero if someone jerks for you. Your cock is a muscle and it does need energy to stay hard, your sperm churns in your balls and shoot, that uses energy too, so you will still burn calories, may be 5?

[alien]

Do we burn any calories while we masturbate? Tht u burn calories when u have sex?

[Tachyons]

You burn more calories while trying to run, hide and dodge from people while trying not to get caught.

[Guest Athletic]

Do we burn any calories while we masturbate? Tht u burn calories when u have sex?

It all depends, if you use the starfish or corpse position during sex, it's unlikely that you burn much calories.

While some people can work out a sweat masturbating while trying to get the dildo into themselves

[Mareshka]

Not true u burn zero if someone jerks for you. Your cock is a muscle and it does need energy to stay hard, your sperm churns in your balls and shoot, that uses energy too, so you will still burn calories, may be 5?

Err dick is not made of muscles...if it is, we can train it to become muscular hehehe...it's made of soft tissues that becomes engorged with blood, hence hardening it, when its owner gets aroused

[alien]

It all depends, if you use the starfish or corpse position during sex, it's unlikely that you burn much calories.

While some people can work out a sweat masturbating while trying to get the dildo into themselves

Can't believe a person can masturbate until he sweats?! I even heard some pple even dun sweat when they are having sex?!

Edited March 13, 2012 by alien

[Guest Guest2]

It all depends, if you use the starfish or corpse position during sex, it's unlikely that you burn much calories. While some people can work out a sweat masturbating while trying to get the dildo into themselves

Amidst the stars?? LOL

[Guest Athletic]

Can't believe a person can masturbate until he sweats?! I even heard some pple even dun sweat when they are having sex?!

They are doing it wrong!

Amidst the stars?? LOL

Who or what is that??

[alien]

I see one gay sex video before, 2 guys fxxking each other in doggie style, the guy who got fxxk is wet with sweat, while the guy who is doing the fxxking is not sweaty, this is so funny.

[Blacque]

I lol'ed at the thread.

[Guest cxitout]

I found this in WikiAnswers:

It depends on how vigorous you perform the deed. One uses 25-35 calories for every 20 minutes of seated sustained masturbation. The orgasm/ejaculation itself can burn up to 100 calories.

Therefore to burn more calories, try masturbating while you're running, swimming, carry weights, play tennis, soccer etc.

[Guest physics teacher]

I see one gay sex video before, 2 guys fxxking each other in doggie style, the guy who got fxxk is wet with sweat, while the guy who is doing the fxxking is not sweaty, this is so funny.

rubbing the cock in the ass causes friction, friction produces heat, heat burns fats. the btm's ass is on fire and therefore, he sweat a lot.

[alien]

rubbing the cock in the ass causes friction, friction produces heat, heat burns fats. the btm's ass is on fire and therefore, he sweat a lot.

Haha, really?

[qedcwc]

The Wrong Way to Masturbate

http://news.menshealth.com/how-not-to-masturbate/2011/08/09/?cm_mmc=Facebook-_-MensHealth-_-Content-MHNews-_-MasturbationMishaps

Breaking news: Teenage boys masturbate more than teenage girls, according to new published in the Archives of Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine! We weren’t surprised, either—but in our completely work-related hunt for other masturbation research (we swear, HR), we stumbled upon the craziest self-pleasure mishaps ever. Warning: These stories aren’t for the squeamish.

The man who inserted a tube you know where

A 40-year old man inserted a 55-inch tube into his bladder for masturbation, according to a recent Japanese case study. The tube remained in his urethra for two years before it was surgically removed.

“This is more common than you may think,” says Judd Moul, M.D., chief of urologic surgery at the Duke University medical center, and Men’s Health urology advisor.

“I’ve seen a patient insert part of an aloe vera plant into his uretha—he claimed that it gave him a pleasurable, soothing feeling.” Another man did the same with a copper speaker wire, which ultimately became tangled in his bladder. Dr. Moul estimates that urologists see two to three similar cases a year.

Needless to say: Unless you want to make a very embarrassing, painful trip to the urologist, keep electronics and plants out of your urethra.

The man who fractured his own penis

We’ve all heard horror stories about reverse cowgirl going terribly wrong, resulting in broken penises and shattered dreams. But one man did it to himself—which is even more depressing.

He held the root of his penis with the thumb and index finder of his left hand, then rotated his penis towards him with his right hand, as always, according to a Nigerian case report. He then heard a click sound, followed by pain. He was lucky, though—and was capable of erection 5 days after surgery. Phew.

Should you be worried about self-pleasure turning into a lifetime of pain? Nah. “It’s not likely that you’ll fracture your penis with standard masturbation techniques,” says Dr. Moul. “This patient could have been too embarrassed to explain what really happened.” (And we don’t want to know what that might have entailed.)

The man who died

There are plenty of crazy sex practices—some riskier than others—but few are as life-threatening as autoerotic asphyxiation, the act of restricting oxygen to the brain during sex (usually masturbation).

Depriving the brain of oxygen—say, via strangling or suffocation—is said to increase pleasure by creating a euphoric state. In reality, researchers have linked the fetish to an abusive past, guilt associated with masturbation, and general risk-taking/thrill-seeking. (Seeking a thrill? Just have sex in public like everyone else!)

As you can imagine, this can go terribly wrong. It’s believed that Kung Fu actor, David Carradine died during masturbation, after police found a rope around his neck and genitals.

Here are some tips for handling your stickshift—ones that won’t cost you your life.

[qedcwc]

Driving Solo: How Masturbation Can Improve Your Sex Life

Tips for handling your stickshift and why you shouldn't slam on the breaks

In order to become familiar with the nuances of your equipment and learn how it responds in different situations, high-speed solo driving on a closed course can be helpful (yes, we're talking about masturbation, if you couldn't tell). According to a recent survey, nearly one-third of British men do this weekly. And contrary to rumor, it will not harm your equipment. In fact, it can be viewed as a practice lap for sex, where you're forever flirting with the limits of control.

Engaging the Choke

To postpone ejaculation and extend lovemaking, engage "the choke." This technique involves firmly squeezing the tip of the penis just behind the head prior to orgasm.

Fuel Requirements

Your privates were designed and developed for optimum performance and efficiency using high-quality fuel. Low-quality fuel can cause cholesterol build-up in arteries and veins, thereby reducing blood flow to and from your privates and causing hard starting or stalling. In fact, every one-point increase in your total cholesterol correlates to an almost 1.5 times greater risk of erection problems. To avoid this in, use fuel that has a fat content below 30 percent and is low in cholesterol and high in fibre. Such fill-ups will greatly reduce circulatory-system deposits.

Acceleration

0–60 mph: Independent testing shows that it generally takes three to five minutes for the flaccid penis of a young male to become fully erect once sexual stimulation begins. This reaction time at least doubles with age.

Warning!

Avoid rapid acceleration on slick surfaces. Failure to do so could cause partial or complete loss of control.

Sudden Stops

Slamming on the brakes while driving at high speed can result in a painful condition. During sexual stimulation, blood gathers in the testicles. If ejaculation doesn't occur and sexual excitement continues, the resulting congestion in the arteries there can cause a dull pain, similar to that of an aching muscle.

Edited April 19, 2012 by qedcwc

[Guest NeverSayNey]

Wow, now I know I have been doing all wrong all this time: start-stop technique gives the best release!

Why people want to kill themselves, put a noose around their neck, and masturbate, the brain will feel overwhelmed and fall into comastose, a very dangerous act!

[Guest PgLoh]

wahhhhh this topic die off liao lah?????

[Guest Guest]

Put lube inside old expired condoms. Allows for more intense action without hurting any sensitive skin but miss out on your own long-range spurts if seeing that turns you on ;-)

[illumaNova]

I am very boring, I usually just wank off in my bedroom watching pxxn =P I have this Kris Evan's Butthole Fleshjack:

http://www.fleshjack...oys/kris-evans/

Erm, while it does feel very sensuous pumping into his butthole, it's actually a hassle having to wash it up and all as compared to simply depending on good old hand XD

LOL. sounds cool!

[Guest jerk]

How frequent should you masturbation? There's a recommended formula:

If you're 30+ yo: 3 x 9 = 27 i.e. 2 weeks cum 7x

40+ yo: 4 x 9 = 36 i.e. 3 weeks cum 6x

50+ yo: 5 x 9 = 45 i.e. 4 weeks cum 5x

.... and so on.

However, if you're in 20s: 2 x 9 = 18 i.e. 1 weeks cum 8x .... will be a bit too much for some people.

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[bluemarlin]

I am in my 40s... used to masturbate once a week... however, in the past few weeks, I have been masturbating every day but still feel horny all the time... is there anything wrong with me??? A bit concerned with my sexuakl appetite lately

i am also in my 40 and i also mast eveyday :-P

[Guest PgLoh]

i masturbate 3 time perday even i am 33 years old now

try the new way lah, it dont cause u to be toooo tired one

[Guest Guest]

I'm in my 20's and i JO like eg. mon jo , wed jo fri jo .

Like alternate days . Not everyday.

Sometime is like Mon Jo then thurs jo.

is it normal?

[Guest Guest]

If u get older, jo once everyday wld it be too much liao?! I am in my 30s, and when i jo once everyday, i cld feel the soreness in my cock, and amt of cum also not much.

That's cuz you need to stay in shape by doing daily or twice. Not such long heavy p*rno sessions, then less soreness. Like when young, go for it, finish it, go for it again. Think like honeymoon or new affair, then you'll be ready for next hookup. (BTW I'm much much older.)

[NielKlient]

probably like once a day for me.

[Job Welch]

I could conclude that the frequency of JO varies with each individual. You can JO a few times daily but when your sword seems week, it's time to cut down.

[XiaoMessy]

0.33 - 2 times a day.

[pornoG]

usually at least once per day? in fact, just done for tonight.. hahaa

[Guest stbrianud]

Don't people get sick of asking this question lol... Just JO whenever you want... no one is stopping u... Haha

[sparky]

Early 40's. Not usually everyday. Sometimes I do 2 or 3 times in a row (well, as quickly as my cock allows...) using an Osim iPamper or similar. 2nd and 3rd time is usually a lot more shiok because I think the pipes are hot and clear.

[Guest Playful kid]

There are many places that I masturbate. My bedroom, toilets, classroom, swimming pool changing room, bus, parks, seaside, and the list goes on. JO daily, some days JO 2 to 3 times when I am super horny. Method of doing are mostly by hand. Once a while uses vibrator. Sometime use lub and insert a glass bottle in my ass to get the G-spot feel and then mast. Damn shiok!

[zzzboi]

Lazy so once per week for now....

[Jtan]

I'm 30 and it's once a day for me! Used to be twice a day but too tired from work these days..

[Guest Untitled]

Any? Videos, photos, etc..

[Guest Guest]

I used to feel sleepy after masturbation but not now anymore, been quite some time alr....is there smth wrong w me?

[anglodude]

Your stamina weak luh bro. Hahahaha

[fizzy]

but i think it happens. you get tired after releasing.

[Guest Guest]

I used to feel sleepy after masturbation but not now anymore, been quite some time alr....is there smth wrong w me?

Drink your warm cum to recharge your energy.