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  On 1/19/2011 at 11:51 AM, alien said:

I wondering does anyone continue to jerk your dick even after u have cum and shoot during your masturbation? I wonder how the feeling wld be if u continue to jerk your dick even u have shoot liao?

Are you a guy or a girl? Why don't you try it on your own dick and see for yourself instead of asking such a weird question.

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  On 1/19/2011 at 11:18 PM, GachiMuchi said:

You collect your cum into a cup and mix it with coffee or cereal for a good nutritious breakfast.

Hahahaha... What a joker our old GachiMuchi is. Hehe... Wei, we probably can't discount the possibility that this guy's a naive gay who hasn't been awakened yet. Lol~!

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  On 1/14/2011 at 4:18 PM, Billycane said:

Orgasm means "Ejaculate".

No.

Ejaculation is when you make semen come out.

Orgasm is that ultra shiok feeling you get (if you do it properly) when you make your semen come out.

(i.e. that feeling that makes you say "Oh fcukxs! Ah, AH, AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!" and then *splat*)

People can masturbate and shoot cum,

but if they are not feeling it, then they didn't have an orgasm.

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  On 1/20/2011 at 2:05 PM, Eddy said:

No.

Ejaculation is when you make semen come out.

Orgasm is that ultra shiok feeling you get (if you do it properly) when you make your semen come out.

(i.e. that feeling that makes you say "Oh fcukxs! Ah, AH, AHH, AHHHHHH!!!!!" and then *splat*)

People can masturbate and shoot cum,

but if they are not feeling it, then they didn't have an orgasm.

When i shoot my cum and after which i have cum hard and i have the feeling of "shivering", it means i have an orgasm?

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  On 1/21/2011 at 12:19 PM, Guest said:

When i shoot my cum and after which i have cum hard and i have the feeling of "shivering", it means i have an orgasm?

Ermmmm...

I'm sure shivering is not the only thing you feel.

The best example i can think of is the feeling the first time you shot when you reached puberty.

Whether it was when you masturbated or when you were doing something else and you suddenly shot in your pants.

My first time was when i was in bed and i was hugging a pillow... :o

A friend of mine exploded in his pants when he was doing pull ups at home.

The orgasm feeling is like "OMGWTF" and you loved it, like persona 3 where you shoot yourself in the brain. :P

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  On 1/23/2011 at 12:57 PM, Eddy said:

The best example i can think of is the feeling the first time you shot when you reached puberty.

Whether it was when you masturbated or when you were doing something else and you suddenly shot in your pants.

My first time was when i was in bed and i was hugging a pillow... :o

A friend of mine exploded in his pants when he was doing pull ups at home.

wow..if that actually happened to me suddenly, i'll be freaked out.

first time for me, that sensation was so weird..it was like...something was gonna explode out

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  On 1/23/2011 at 12:57 PM, Eddy said:

Ermmmm...

I'm sure shivering is not the only thing you feel.

The best example i can think of is the feeling the first time you shot when you reached puberty.

Whether it was when you masturbated or when you were doing something else and you suddenly shot in your pants.

My first time was when i was in bed and i was hugging a pillow... :o

A friend of mine exploded in his pants when he was doing pull ups at home.

The orgasm feeling is like "OMGWTF" and you loved it, like persona 3 where you shoot yourself in the brain. :P

U mean your friend just shoot his cum while he was doing his pull ups?

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Hi guys...

Let's discuss masturbation techniques... Besides the traditional "fist" method... whereby you make a fist and then move it up and down your dick... do you guys use other tecnhiques to masturbate?

I used to lie on my front on my bed and then thrust and thrust.. Haha... its like fxxking the bed but somehow this method became uncomfortable esp when u are horny and u are v hard... This technique seems to be able to make me cum even though I am not that hard.. but the feeling is not that shiok...

How about you guys? I read that there is a less "painful" method.. compared to the fist method whereby you just stimulate the head of your dick... its like opening a bottle cap.. just keep doing it and you will cum... Its like "less painful" on the dick but I cant cum using that method...

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For those with a wall-mounted shower head:

Leave shower head on wall. Turn on warm water at full blast.

Lie down flat on floor, with head furthest away from shower head.

With an erection, lie directly where the jets of water is spraying directly onto the back of the penis-head (where the the little string of foreskin is). This should work in a few minutes of gentle water-massaging!

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If you’ve ever shook hands with James Franco then I hope you DON'T washed your hand after it because in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter admits that he likes to masturbate a lot – up to four or five times a day, every day.

In Danny Boyle’s new movie 127 Hours, James plays real-life mountaineer Aron Ralston who got stuck under a boulder for several days so he knocks one out before cutting off his own arm with a knife.

James says that Aron has never admitted to masturbating when it really happened because he is “kind of a gentleman” but James isn’t, he is more than willing to discuss masturbating. He says…

"OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock."

:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

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He so horny? Mast 4-5 times per day?! But did he do it daily or few times per wk? If u mast once a wk but 4-5 times per day, i think still acceptable. Not everyday 4-5 times per day! I dun think your dick can tahan!

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  On 1/29/2011 at 1:54 PM, Guest said:

4-5 times a day is possible for me and i m 29.

4-5 times per day is still possible, but dun thin it is possible everyday 4-5 times per day. And i think the amt of sperm shoot also not much if u jerk off 4-5 times per day.

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  On 1/30/2011 at 7:42 AM, Rafa87 said:

He is so fxxkING HOT, why the fxxk does he need to masturbate hahaha.

Conveniences.

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  On 1/30/2011 at 7:42 AM, Rafa87 said:

He is so fxxkING HOT, why the fxxk does he need to masturbate hahaha.

I believe and many of us here would like to "lend him our hands" to masturbate.

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  On 1/31/2011 at 2:47 AM, idunnowat said:

im 19 and i masturbate 3-4 times daily on average. on top of that i still have wet dreams. i cant help it.

wow, you wanna be a sperm donor? Dun waste it. You'll receive $100 transport allowance and a cup of Milo too. :lol: :thumb:

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  On 1/31/2011 at 2:56 AM, Singapore Sperm Centre said:

wow, you wanna be a sperm donor? Dun waste it. You'll receive $100 transport allowance and a cup of Milo too. :lol: :thumb:

ahaha what a weird proposition. nah dun want some kid on the street that looks like me and i might start thinking "holy schmoley that kid might just be mine" haha

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  On 1/31/2011 at 2:47 AM, idunnowat said:

im 19 and i masturbate 3-4 times daily on average. on top of that i still have wet dreams. i cant help it.

Cos u r only 19 yr old lor, tht's y u have so much sperm to shoot. :P

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At what age did you realise your cock was used for more then just pissing (just in case you don't know what I am on about."Jacking off". A guys favourite game)

I was about 11 or 12, I walked in on my older brother having a wank he was 16 or 17, I asked what he was doing (he was a bit embarrassed at first) he told me he was having a wank and its about time I knew what fun a guy alone can have with himself

So he showed me how to Jack off.

It's the best thing my brother ever taught me

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  On 3/4/2011 at 3:47 PM, guest said:

At what age did you realise your cock was used for more then just pissing (just in case you don't know what I am on about."Jacking off". A guys favourite game)

I was about 11 or 12, I walked in on my older brother having a wank he was 16 or 17, I asked what he was doing (he was a bit embarrassed at first) he told me he was having a wank and its about time I knew what fun a guy alone can have with himself

So he showed me how to Jack off.

It's the best thing my brother ever taught me

at 1, i used it to support myself when I was crawling.

at 2, i used it to fly like a helicopter.

at 6, i could do spiderman stunts by shooting out sticky web to the wall and other surfaces.

at 8, i start fertilizing plants.

at 12, i could lift a bottle of mineral water with it.

at 18, i know found out it is actually a temple and people would worship it.

at 22, i know it is helping solve world hunger.

Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high.

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  On 3/4/2011 at 4:38 PM, suckmenao said:

at 1, i used it to support myself when I was crawling.

at 2, i used it to fly like a helicopter.

at 6, i could do spiderman stunts by shooting out sticky web to the wall and other surfaces.

at 8, i start fertilizing plants.

at 12, i could lift a bottle of mineral water with it.

at 18, i know found out it is actually a temple and people would worship it.

at 22, i know it is helping solve world hunger.

I need to check out your cock

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  On 3/4/2011 at 4:38 PM, suckmenao said:

at 1, i used it to support myself when I was crawling.

at 2, i used it to fly like a helicopter.

at 6, i could do spiderman stunts by shooting out sticky web to the wall and other surfaces.

at 8, i start fertilizing plants.

at 12, i could lift a bottle of mineral water with it.

at 18, i know found out it is actually a temple and people would worship it.

at 22, i know it is helping solve world hunger.

I am impressed. But i will cockblock u!

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  On 3/4/2011 at 3:47 PM, guest said:

At what age did you realise your cock was used for more then just pissing (just in case you don't know what I am on about."Jacking off". A guys favourite game)

I was about 11 or 12, I walked in on my older brother having a wank he was 16 or 17, I asked what he was doing (he was a bit embarrassed at first) he told me he was having a wank and its about time I knew what fun a guy alone can have with himself

So he showed me how to Jack off.

It's the best thing my brother ever taught me

it sounds very "story", haha, like read it in one of the gay story before... haha

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  On 3/4/2011 at 4:38 PM, suckmenao said:

at 1, i used it to support myself when I was crawling.

at 2, i used it to fly like a helicopter.

at 6, i could do spiderman stunts by shooting out sticky web to the wall and other surfaces.

at 8, i start fertilizing plants.

at 12, i could lift a bottle of mineral water with it.

at 18, i know found out it is actually a temple and people would worship it.

at 22, i know it is helping solve world hunger.

lashforward, you're now ...

at 45, your cock look like a stale banana with oxidized (black spotted) skin

at 50, no one bother to look at your cock, let alone touching it

at 55, your cum flows, dun shoot anymore

at 60, your cum drips, dun flow

at 65, your hold on to a banana to recall how hard you used to be at 12. Enjoy your retirement !

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  On 10/27/2010 at 9:14 AM, steak_knife said:

Wow you guys started early. Haha. I started kinda late at the age of 13. I learned from my schoolmates in pri school. I was a bit scared to try it first cause of guilt that God would punish me. But i gave into temptation when i watched my dad's pxxn. Felt really good.

I started during primary 5

my cousin showed me his parents' pxxn tapes. and then he teached me how to jerk off.

not able to reach orgasm at first, dont really know how to do it. but then in the next few try i manage to get this shiok feeling. no cum.

then i started jerking off almost everyday.

i still remember i felt guilty about it and for a few continuous years, on new year day i told myself this is bad habit (cuz it's kinda addictive like drug so i feel its bad) that i need to stop doing it. but i start jerking off again after 1 week.. LOL so innocent. i couldn't get rid of this habit ever since. now i can jerk off everyday but i try not to do it daily because if i jerk off the night before, i will sure be late to work the next day. too exhausting. LOL and if u know how to jerk off you dont need sleeping pills haha

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  On 12/6/2010 at 10:24 AM, patisoy said:

Not exactly true! It means that we've tried it all - all kinds and sizes of arse, all forms & shapes of cocks, and all types of men. The experimentation has shifted from humans to non-humans. Later, well have sex with animals! How does it sound? If you are an orang otan, we'd love to gang rape you!

1) You may try a bigger and a longer size cucumber. Boil some water. Immerse the cucumber in the hot water say for five minutes. Make a hollow and make sure you poke a hole at the bottom of the cucumber. Insert your penis into the cucumber and then masturbate.

2)Put on a ribbed or a dotted condom or a plain condom.Put on a football socks. Shove or hump between pillow and bed.

3) For maximum pleasure try fleshlight.

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  On 12/3/2009 at 9:10 AM, lex19 said:

i starteed when i was ard pri 5

a relative(uncle) of mine went to my place and and i was resting at that time in my room

i still remember he went in to my room n asked me whether i know what is musturbating

i replied i do not know

he later showed me how to musturbate and that was how i learned it

My experience was somewhat similar. When I was pri 5, I saw daddy F**king his one of his girlfriend. His dick was going in & out of her so I try it out on my bolster & cum for the first time. I was worried about the white fluid that shot out & confided my uncle about it. Then my uncle who is 12 years older than me, reassured me that the white cum is normal by masturbating himself to climax & show me his cum. I had a hard-on from watching him wanked himself to completion. I still remember his grunts when he cum.

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  On 12/8/2010 at 12:28 AM, Sotong said:

How about using Sotong or Squid ? Heard that fishermen use it in their boat trip. So, don't buy any sotong in pasar that do not have a head intact !

omg, i heard of this before, some even used raw meat, seen on tv before... mmm, yucks

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  On 3/10/2011 at 4:43 PM, Rutherford said:

My experience was somewhat similar. When I was pri 5, I saw daddy F**king his one of his girlfriend. His dick was going in & out of her so I try it out on my bolster & cum for the first time. I was worried about the white fluid that shot out & confided my uncle about it. Then my uncle who is 12 years older than me, reassured me that the white cum is normal by masturbating himself to climax & show me his cum. I had a hard-on from watching him wanked himself to completion. I still remember his grunts when he cum.

That was soooooooooooooooo hot!

I remember I first experience it when I was 12.

I was thinking about Bodybuilders at night in bed sleeping with my parents...

I imagined a Competition where the bodybuilders have to have their Penis squashed by Weights, the sound of their imagined grunting when they are keeping the structure integrity of their cock makes me experience a feeling I never had before.

I soon realize many years later that is was my first....and LAST orgasm without cum...

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In some Japanese pxxn, they use a plastic cylindrical tube (hollow in the centre) and cup it on their dick to jo. Is this a sex toy? It can enhance the "shiokness" I suppose? Anyone tried this before?

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I used to like this technique, get me very high, but very time consuming.

Pull the foreskin back until the whole 'mushroom' head of the penis comes out. Then slowly use 2 fingers (usually index and middle fingers) to rub the shaft at the base of the head. (To me, this is one of the most sensitive part beside the head.) You can rub it when the penis is dry, otherwise friction will cause abrasion, or use lubricant. This method will slowly build up the sensation. However, no matter how horny you become, do not speed up the rubbing. Rub at the same speed.

When your dick cannot take it anymore and explode, it'll be a great-shiok relief!

But it's too time consume, so for faster relief, I use the traditional method!

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I like to masturbate in socks.

I have a foreskin that cannot be retracted so it makes it super sensitive to the head.

I usually wash the socks after I pcc in it so it is quite hygiene and convenient.

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