Embarrassing moment at the urinal

[Nivek]

Shyc, do you mean scared to be alone in toilet? Oh, I didn't hear of this before! But ya, I think he was definitely shy lah.

 

This reminded me! A long time ago, during university orientation camp, there was a toilet with only two urinals and two cubicles. With just a short  break, there was a long line for the toilet. 

 

After queuing behind the urinal, when it's finally my turn, even though my bladder was breaking over the limit already, I just can't pee. The two urinals were just the small bowl type and no partitions. It was really awkward  standing side by side with another guy with both our dicks exposed, but nothing coming out. Both pee shy! You can imagine the anxiety! With the line of guys waiting behind me, I just couldn't  take my time and had to just leave. I wonder how some of the other guys are able to pee!

 

I think this incident helped me overcome my pee shy. I forced myself to train use urinals after this. Nowadays I am no longer shy, lol!!!

[And then]

On 9/18/2025 at 9:51 PM, Nivek said:

Today as I was entering the toilet, a guy was leaving and saw me entering. He immediately turned and went back to the urinals and used urinal no 6. I took urinal no 4 as there was nobody else. I stood a bit far back so he could see if he wanted, but he stands very close to the urinal and I dont think he looked. And he left after just awhile.

 

What do you think? Should I have used no5 directly beside him? Or I was creepy and scared him away?

In the scenario you described 

I would have done exactly the same as you and taken urinal 4

Taking urinal 5 would be too much unless the signals were super strong 

Urinal 4 means showing some interest 

[pthc]

On 9/19/2025 at 7:03 PM, Greenie said:

which puzzles me how can so many people here randomly goes toilet and end up sucking stranger's elephant filled with pee, old pee residue and smegma that brewed/fermented well.

well, i’m uncut and i don’t roll back when i pee or after peeing. my ex still likes to suck it like his life depends on it.

[cutejack]

17 hours ago, pthc said:

well, i’m uncut and i don’t roll back when i pee or after peeing. my ex still likes to suck it like his life depends on it.

Next time better wash or wipe it clean la..see oredi bcome ex. 

[Steve5380]

On 9/24/2025 at 6:15 PM, pthc said:

well, i’m uncut and i don’t roll back when i pee or after peeing. my ex still likes to suck it like his life depends on it.

 

Same with me  ( but without an ex).  Uncut and when peeing, I may roll back or not,  I don't care.

 

We may be the only primates who hold our dick when peeing.  But many have also a foreskin, yet it does not bother them to pee through it.  And we don't know if they get embarrassed at their urinal,  which is all the open space.

[QinWei]

On 9/25/2025 at 7:15 AM, pthc said:

well, i’m uncut and i don’t roll back when i pee or after peeing. my ex still likes to suck it like his life depends on it.

lucky u, man!

[bluerunner]

At a certain gym’s toilet, there were 3 urinal there. The 1st one was used by someone. I entered the toilet, saw the situation and thinking…. 🤔 

Usually I will take the 3rd, but I decided to go for the 2nd one instead. 
First few seconds, everything was normal. Then suddenly that guy reached over to caress my chest and my nipple!!!!  OMG!!!  
There were people in the cubicles! 
Softly, I told him, “No, the cubicles are occupied”. 

[tinkymale]

3 hours ago, bluerunner said:

At a certain gym’s toilet, there were 3 urinal there. The 1st one was used by someone. I entered the toilet, saw the situation and thinking…. 🤔 

Usually I will take the 3rd, but I decided to go for the 2nd one instead. 
First few seconds, everything was normal. Then suddenly that guy reached over to caress my chest and my nipple!!!!  OMG!!!  
There were people in the cubicles! 
Softly, I told him, “No, the cubicles are occupied”. 

Fantasy or real? 

[Nivek]

Today I had an awkward experience at the urinals.

 

Two men arrived before me and took urinals 2 and 6. (They were already talking loudly to each other so I should have known better!)

 

U U U U U U

    x             x

 

I foolishly took urinal number 4 in between them. They were turning their heads towards each other and talking loudly since they stood so far away. Being in the middle was awkward as I felt like I was interrupting and they are both looking at me/in my direction. I kinda just look left and right, then stare straight ahead. Man in urinal no2 was a urinal hugger whereas man in urinal no6 stands far back and I briefly saw his head 😅

 

Did I do the right thing? What would you have done?

 

It is my personal opinion that friends/colleagues should continue to talk in the restroom. But a bit awkward because they stood so far apart from each other!

 

[cutejack]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Today I had an awkward experience at the urinals.

 

Two men arrived before me and took urinals 2 and 6. (They were already talking loudly to each other so I should have known better!)

 

U U U U U U

    x             x

 

I foolishly took urinal number 4 in between them. They were turning their heads towards each other and talking loudly since they stood so far away. Being in the middle was awkward as I felt like I was interrupting and they are both looking at me/in my direction. I kinda just look left and right, then stare straight ahead. Man in urinal no2 was a urinal hugger whereas man in urinal no6 stands far back and I briefly saw his head 😅

 

Did I do the right thing? What would you have done?

 

It is my personal opinion that friends/colleagues should continue to talk in the restroom. But a bit awkward because they stood so far apart from each other!

 

Then stand where? U1? Too near to U2. How? Just stand urinate n ciao lor. If I were u, just stand in between where u stood n cruise their cock. Hahaha.

If I really need to pee, I would use the cubicle as I can't urinate at urinal with ppl around me.  Hehe

 

[Nivek]

Maybe take U1. Because the man at U2 is a urinal hugger. Standing beside him will surely make him nervous 😁

 

Aiyo, you are missing out bro. It can be trained.

[shyc]

Indeed if I see that situation I go into cubicle la no need to think anymore. Your situation did make me ponder. When you pee beside someone whether beside or further apart, where do you look? I tend to look at where I am aiming. So definitely won't look left, look right. But sometimes my urine too much and I become too conscious when I stare too long at target so will end up looking straight yet feeling rather silly staring at the wall ahead. Mine is small faucet, am also conscious when the one beside always come later than me yet leaves first. The sound of theirs is like Nigeria falls while mine is leaking pipe. 

[Nivek]

Usually stare straight ahead. Will only check out the neighbors goods if they are standing far away. Yes, I do feel silly when staring straight ahead!!!

 

If with friends, if we are talking, will turn to face them (but strictly looking at their face) , or stare straight ahead if not talking. Usually we can stand side by side or have one gap, no need to leave very big gap.

 

Don't worry, shyc, take your time to pee! It's cool too. I bet the Nigeria falls is feeling self conscious about their loud noise! Haha!

 

 

Edited October 3, 2025 by Nivek

[bluerunner]

On 10/3/2025 at 12:00 PM, Nivek said:

Today I had an awkward experience at the urinals.

 

Two men arrived before me and took urinals 2 and 6. (They were already talking loudly to each other so I should have known better!)

 

U U U U U U

    x             x

 

I foolishly took urinal number 4 in between them. They were turning their heads towards each other and talking loudly since they stood so far away. Being in the middle was awkward as I felt like I was interrupting and they are both looking at me/in my direction. I kinda just look left and right, then stare straight ahead. Man in urinal no2 was a urinal hugger whereas man in urinal no6 stands far back and I briefly saw his head 😅

 

Did I do the right thing? What would you have done?

 

It is my personal opinion that friends/colleagues should continue to talk in the restroom. But a bit awkward because they stood so far apart from each other!

 

Indeed a sticky situation. Standing anywhere between them, one of the talkers will need to take a step back so that he can look at his friend as they talked. Otherwise, they two should stop talking until you have left. 
Here’s what I will do:

Option1: Use the cubicle. 
Option2: Urinal 4 ia the most appropriate if I decide to use fhe urinal. 
 

You don’t know if they will talk or not, and there are so many urinals around. Of course, you can stand in between them. 
They should have chosen urinal 1-3 or Urinal 2-4. They picked urinal 2-6 could mean they did not want anyone standing in between them and yet they did not want to be too near to each other for whatever reason. 
 

Interesting sharing, nevertheless. 

[Nivek]

Thanks for the reply!

 

I'm not tall, so I think they could see past me.

 

I think because urinal no2 guy was shy and dare not stand close to the other man and even so far away, he was still hugging the urinal. 

 

Anyway, it's always fun to play the urinals game, lol.

[shyc]

40 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I'm not tall, so I think they could see past me.

Luckily or they have to talk between the gaps of your pubes, cock and balls. 😜😁

[yhtang]

On 10/3/2025 at 12:00 PM, Nivek said:

Today I had an awkward experience at the urinals.

 

Two men arrived before me and took urinals 2 and 6. (They were already talking loudly to each other so I should have known better!)

 

U U U U U U

    x             x

 

I foolishly took urinal number 4 in between them. They were turning their heads towards each other and talking loudly since they stood so far away. Being in the middle was awkward as I felt like I was interrupting and they are both looking at me/in my direction. I kinda just look left and right, then stare straight ahead. Man in urinal no2 was a urinal hugger whereas man in urinal no6 stands far back and I briefly saw his head 😅

 

Did I do the right thing? What would you have done?

 

It is my personal opinion that friends/colleagues should continue to talk in the restroom. But a bit awkward because they stood so far apart from each other!

 

 

 

You did the right thing by taking urinal 4.

You should have taken the opportunity to stand back a little bit from the urinal and flaunt your cock while the two of them talk to each other.  We may then find them posting here about their embarrassing moment in a urinal.  😁😁

 

[Nivek]

Well, glad that I am playing the urinal game correctly!

 

I always stand at a decent distance, but there's nothing much to flaunt because I'm probably at the center of average. Not a urinal hugger, but not deliberately showing off either!

[bluerunner]

22 hours ago, Nivek said:

Well, glad that I am playing the urinal game correctly!

 

I always stand at a decent distance, but there's nothing much to flaunt because I'm probably at the center of average. Not a urinal hugger, but not deliberately showing off either!

Yeah. Some guys stand really damn near to the urinal. If he is well endowed (or maybe just average Asian size), his penis could touch the urinal. Ewwww. Dirty sia. 
I also noticed some men love to stand further away and his urinate just lands on the floor. Another ewww moment. 
For me, I stand in a distance where my penis will not touch any part of the urinal and nothing lands on the floor. 😅😬

If anyone wanna peep, uncle takes that as a compliment. 

[shyc]

The male uriner 🤭

1. The one who stand so close 🙋 

2. The one with one hand overhead pushing the wall in front

3. The one who look up at the entrance everytime someone comes in

4. The one who still scroll his mobile

5. The one who stand too far and leak onto the floor instead of urinal 

6. The one who can't stop talking

7. The one who jerk his whole hips after he's done

8. The one who lower his pants/shorts below his butt

9. The one who look left, look right

10. The one who walk to washing basin with his dong hanging out after he's done

... 🤔 

 

[bluerunner]

2 hours ago, shyc said:

The male uriner 🤭

1. The one who stand so close 🙋 

2. The one with one hand overhead pushing the wall in front

3. The one who look up at the entrance everytime someone comes in

4. The one who still scroll his mobile

5. The one who stand too far and leak onto the floor instead of urinal 

6. The one who can't stop talking

7. The one who jerk his whole hips after he's done

8. The one who lower his pants/shorts below his butt

9. The one who look left, look right

10. The one who walk to washing basin with his dong hanging out after he's done

... 🤔 

 

I think I am displaying behaviour #3 and sometimes #9. 🫣🤭

You have left out:

11. The one who shakes rigorously after pee.

12. The one who wipes dry w tissue paper after pee. 
13. The one who stands there forever even after he has finished peeing.  

Edited October 9, 2025 by bluerunner

[tyan]

On 9/21/2025 at 3:53 PM, And then said:

In the scenario you described 

I would have done exactly the same as you and taken urinal 4

Taking urinal 5 would be too much unless the signals were super strong 

Urinal 4 means showing some interest 

But is weird. The guy turning back means he is keen. 

[Nivek]

Maybe the first time he washed hands only and forgot to pee.🤣

[Nivek]

@bluerunner You are number 3!!

 

I feel number 3 is the one who makes eye contact, as if challenging me to take or not to take the urinal next to him. I seldom will take the urinal next to number 3, maybe feeling intimidated!

[bluerunner]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

@bluerunner You are number 3!!

 

I feel number 3 is the one who makes eye contact, as if challenging me to take or not to take the urinal next to him. I seldom will take the urinal next to number 3, maybe feeling intimidated!

Hahaha. Gay men can hide or act straight but they can never lie with the ‘eye contact’ test. 千年老妖will also 打回原形。🤭🫣

[QinWei]

10 minutes ago, bluerunner said:

千年老妖will also 打回原形。🤭🫣

scary sia!!! sounded cruel too

[And then]

10 hours ago, shyc said:

 

8. The one who lower his pants/shorts below his butt

9. The one who look left, look right

10. The one who walk to washing basin with his dong hanging out after he's done

... 🤔 

 

 

i want to do number 8

but scared of female cleaner coming in

 

[shyc]

@bluerunner Thx for the your additional inputs which reminded me of :

14. The one who's already at the urinal when you enter but still there after you are done (Washed, dried your hands and left)

15. The one who spit into urinal just before he start peeing and end with another spit after he's done

16. The one who splatter his pee onto your feet while he pee

 

@Nivek I immediately leave if  encounter the eye contact from a creepy guy when entering. If cute guy I go straight into cubicle and hope he pushed the unlocked door 😂 jk

 

@And then not to worry, the female cleaner will also back out immediately when they see the full moon 🌝 🙈🤭

[Nivek]

Does anyone else encounter this?

 

No.17 the guy that flushes the urinal  when you arrive, and keeps flushing it while still using it.

[And then]

13 hours ago, shyc said:

 

@And then not to worry, the female cleaner will also back out immediately when they see the full moon 🌝 🙈🤭

i don't want them to see, hahaha

[And then]

12 hours ago, Nivek said:

Does anyone else encounter this?

 

No.17 the guy that flushes the urinal  when you arrive, and keeps flushing it while still using it.

i have seen someone wash his dick with the water from urinal flush

 

I can add 

-the guy who is half playing with his little bro 

-the guy who farts loudly while peeing

-the guy who angles his body towards the side wall/corner ( i came across 2 of them in the last week! More commonly observed where there are no dividers)

 

[QinWei]

40 minutes ago, And then said:

-the guy who farts loudly while peeing

usually is an Elderly

[bluerunner]

4 hours ago, QinWei said:

usually is an Elderly

You are talking about me? Sometimes I fart too. 🫣🫣

[shyc]

1 hour ago, bluerunner said:

You are talking about me? Sometimes I fart too. 🫣🫣

I think it’s kind of a sweeping statement by @QinWei to state only from elderly. It’s human nature to fart not restrain to any age group. 
22. The silencer who pee without sound

23. The loud ‘Nigeria fall’, fast and fury.

 

[bluerunner]

This afternoon, I see the public toilet before doing my trident shopping at Fairprice. One uncle was standing at the urinal playing w his phone using both hands when I entered the toilet. He was still standing there when I was leaving. 

[Nivek]

Did you see his equipment? Do you think he is purposely showing off or just simply don't care if people see.

[QinWei]

4 hours ago, bluerunner said:

You are talking about me? Sometimes I fart too. 🫣🫣

i felt when i m younger, i will control 'the volume' and the outbursting of farts

not that i am NOT controlling now, now it gets harder!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and i m no bottom)
i just cannot uds why is it hard to secretly release and blame it on others

now , it just comeout uncontrollably most of the time

It happened more to elderly* @shyc
U didnt realise this??



*Elderly means after mid-lifer
the elderly may not even get the entitlement of Majulah card or Pioneer card(i didnt have any of these benefits too)

When i was younger, i m so gd at controlling it
 

[leckmich]

24. the gentle massager of his dong by pushing forward and backwarck his shaft to push out leftover drip

25.  the push out dong from side of undies so only undies is exposed, without pulling down undies

26.  the throw rubbish into urinal type

[shyc]

8 hours ago, leckmich said:

24. the gentle massager of his dong by pushing forward and backwarck his shaft to push out leftover drip

Oh kind of sense this recently at the mrt toilet 🤭 Cubicles were occupied and I really had to go bad. This Caucasian come one urinal away from me to my right. Tried real hard to look ahead but I sense him doing that after he’s done. And it was like a good 4-5 long slow stroking 🙈 

[cutejack]

On 10/10/2025 at 11:42 AM, QinWei said:

usually is an Elderly

Not really la..those married guys usually fart out loud while peeing. 

[QinWei]

erm....

25 minutes ago, cutejack said:

Not really la..those married guys usually fart out loud while peeing. 

no i hve hardly seen one from age 40+ or below

[Nivek]

Encounter 1: stood next to a young Chinese guy playing his handphone with both hands. From his uniform, he's working in one of the cafes nearby. Wow. I'm surprised that a thin guy like him is having a big long penis. His big penis head was exposed, not sure if he was circumcised or just pulled back. He was totally soft. I feel quite privilege to see his most intimate parts. 

 

Encounter 2: stood next to a young looking man with dad bod. The urinal is the low type so everything is totally exposed. He's peeing through his foreskin and his pee stream is so strong. After peeing, he is pulling back his foreskin then pulling it forward again. Back and forth several times, pulling it quite hard, I'm surprised he managed to remain soft! His penis is probably average and the head is not very big, but I really admire his confidence.

 

 

[shyc]

@Nivek kind of notice at pool too that younger gen are much longer these days compared to the older. Older one mostly just mushroom poking out thru the wild bushes. Just my sweeping judgements no offenses 😜 

 

as for pee thru 4skin going wrong 😜 very common la, esp if long 4skin. It never get properly straight and stretch beforehand. Tend to get 2 ways, one ahead and then dripping below so I try alway to stay as close in as possible.

 

Recently went to a toilet where I felt the urinal is just too close for comfort. Only two but if 2 slim guys standing probably just nice if a bigger size beside sure bang shoulders. 

[lalaz]

How kon

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Encounter 1: stood next to a young Chinese guy playing his handphone with both hands. From his uniform, he's working in one of the cafes nearby. Wow. I'm surprised that a thin guy like him is having a big long penis. His big penis head was exposed, not sure if he was circumcised or just pulled back. He was totally soft. I feel quite privilege to see his most intimate parts. 

 

Encounter 2: stood next to a young looking man with dad bod. The urinal is the low type so everything is totally exposed. He's peeing through his foreskin and his pee stream is so strong. After peeing, he is pulling back his foreskin then pulling it forward again. Back and forth several times, pulling it quite hard, I'm surprised he managed to remain soft! His penis is probably average and the head is not very big, but I really admire his confidence.

 

 

How long ah maybe 3-4 inches?

[Nivek]

@shyc Wah! Bump shoulders while peeing. That's quite exciting, never experienced it before! Where's the location? I want to go there!

 

@lalazmaybe 4 inches at least. It was noticably larger than mine, with a big head some more. Fully soft as it was hanging down.

Edited October 21, 2025 by Nivek

[lalaz]

23 minutes ago, Nivek said:

@shyc Wah! Bump shoulders while peeing. That's quite exciting, never experienced it before! Where's the location? I want to go there!

 

@lalazmaybe 4 inches at least. It was noticably larger than mine, with a big head some more. Fully soft as it was hanging down.

@nivek probably twice my size, but I guess young kids are like this now, big and bulbous 

[radiusulnar]

11 hours ago, shyc said:

Tend to get 2 ways, one ahead and then dripping below so I try alway to stay as close in as possible.

 

This is the number 1 cause of my wet pants accidents.  😂 When too lazy to pull back foreskin hoping to take a chance all will be well.

[shyc]

9 minutes ago, radiusulnar said:

This is the number 1 cause of my wet pants accidents.  😂 When too lazy to pull back foreskin hoping to take a chance all will be well.

Oh that interesting 🤔 I actually find pull back will cause me more issues of splashing all over. So I need to have it closed. Just need to make sure give it a tug to straighten out the folds. The folds are the one that can cause multiple streams / direction of shoot out. But these days I have other issues 😏🤭

[radiusulnar]

1 minute ago, shyc said:

actually find pull back will cause me more issues of splashing all over

Opposite for me. If pull back, I get only a single stream. No dolby stereo left right or worse Dolby Atmos 5.1 wet my pants. 

[Nivek]

I always get a split stream since I'm pulled back all the time. Not nice especially when using urinals that are positioned lower.