worldangel Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Joke: Theater Kiss After John had purchased movie tickets for himself and his girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while he got some popcorn. By the time he was served, the previews were being shown and the theatre was dark. John stumbled his way through the dark, sat down and gave his girlfriend a kiss. Then he heard a familiar voice say, “John, I'm back here.” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Joke: Two drunken men were driving h... Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!! SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Joke: Phone service... Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint. "I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one. "CTC? Who are they?" "You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Joke: Morning Astrology Every morning, one of the secretaries in an office opened the newspaper and read everyone's horoscope aloud. “Gwen,” said the boss finally, “you seem to be a normal, level headed person. Do you really believe in astrology?” “Of course not. You know how skeptical we Capricorns are.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Joke: Were You Drinking? A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: The black eye... Mr. Bailey saw his son's shiner and demanded, "Scott, who gave you that black eye?" "No one gave it to me dad," replied the spunky lad. "I had to fight for it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: Why are the blinds drawn... As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, “Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?” “There’s a big fire across the street, ” the doctor replied. “We didn’t want you to think the operation was a failure.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: Where Is Your Wife? On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank Goodness, I thought I had gone deaf!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: Ohmmmemployment Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?" The other replies: "I'm fine, thanks." "And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?" "Yes, he is. But he is meditating now." "Meditating? What's that?" "I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: Willy runs in and tells his mo... Willy runs in and tells his mother you’d better come out. I’ve just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house. His mother says, go and tell your father, I’m busy. Willy says, Mom he already knows, he’s hanging from the roof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Joke: "Just to establish some parameters ... "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?" "Elation." "And you, sir, how about the opposite of woe?" "I believe that would be giddy up..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Joke: Big ethical dilemma Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100. She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill. On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Joke: A man placed an ad in the clas... A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Joke: Swimming There was a blonde, brunett and a red-head on a broken ship. it takes two miles to get to shore, so the brunett swims 1 mile and drowns the red-head swam 1 mile and got eaten by a shark then the blonde swam 1 mile got tired and swam back Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Joke: A businessman tells his friend... A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant, His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Joke: Pretty normal A woman went to see her psychiatrist. "I'm really concerned," she said. "The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, naked, examining each other's bodies and giggling." The psychiatrist smiled. "That's nothing to worry about, it's pretty normal." "Well, I don't know," said the woman, "It worries me. It worries my daughter's husband too." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: Cowboy's Canine A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog. The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: Willy runs in and tells his mo... Willy runs in and tells his mother you’d better come out. I’ve just knocked over the ladder at the side of the house. His mother says, go and tell your father, I’m busy. Willy says, Mom he already knows, he’s hanging from the roof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: My daughter went to a local Ta... My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: I Want To Appeal A Case Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence." Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?" Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: An Orgasmic Problem A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "he keeps waking me up!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 Joke: Telephone call A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number…” replied the girl. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 Joke: Blonde and computers Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde, of course?) in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work, can you help me ?" she asked. I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk and digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys, John and Dave, in the hall trying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the drive. "Oh, you mean the condom!", she said. "Condom???", I asked. "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses." By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played, and she shouldn't do that anymore, when she asked (as serious as one could be): "Does that mean I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either???" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 Joke: The best answer to the question... The best answer to the question asked in an interview... "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . " Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 Joke: It was the middle of the night... It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor’s door, followed by a groan. The doctor angrily thrust his head out of the window. “WELL?” he shouted. “No,” moaned the man. “Sick.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 Joke: Mom, when I was on the bus ... Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom : Well, you have done the right thing. Son : But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: Hearing Aid A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: This police officer sees an old... This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her," PULLOVER". She replies, "No a pair of socks". Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: Any questions? Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mommy asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: There was a red head, a brunet... There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde riding in the back of a truck. Suddenly the tire popped and the truck drove off the edge into the water. The red head and brunette swam up and survived, but the blonde drowned because she couldn't get the tail gate open. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: Fishing on the Ark... A Sunday School teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he with just two worms?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 Joke: Little brother A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. “I'd like a little brother,” the boy said. “Oh my, that's such a big wish,” said the mother. “Why do you want a little brother?” “Well,” said the boy, “there's only so much I can blame on the dog.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: At a bar, one patron to another... At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.” Why? “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: Not A Long Time Nine months isn’t really that long. It only feels like a maternity. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: Cool Letter Why is the letter B so cool? Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: New Gun I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: For The Money I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: Rent Free Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free? Because they’re not tenants. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: Roof Damage A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 Joke: No Wool Downstairs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there." The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or have sex?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Joke: I Am Napoleon Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because the Heaven told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Joke: "Tim, what is the outside …” Teacher: "Tim, what is the outside of a tree called?" Tim: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Tim, bark." Tim: "Bow, wow, wow!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Joke: North vs. South One of the remaining differences between the northern and southern states is the style of introductions. For example, the northern introduction to a child's fairy tale is, "Once upon a time...” While the south chooses, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Joke: From Memory A man sees a picture of his wife in the nude hanging at an art show. He angrily goes to her, "Did you really pose for that?" "Don’t be ridiculous," she replies. "Of course not! The artist painted it from memory." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 Joke: You Take American Express? Man: "How Much?" Prostitute: "$25 dollars." Man: "American Express?" Prostitute: "For $25 dollars, you can go as fast as you want!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Joke: Rest Area On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Joke: True Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbour a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Joke: A man woke up in a hospital after ... A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Joke: A woman came to her doctor in a panic.... A woman came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor, all day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed! What will happen to her?" "Don't worry," said the Doctor, "eventually she will rise and shine." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Joke: My neighbours were screaming ... 1st man: "My neighbours were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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