worldangel Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Joke: One … Two … and three …. A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say 'one, two, three' and you'll get the largest erection you've ever had. After your wife's been satisfied, simply say 'one, two, three, four' and it will disappear for 12 months." Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, "Watch this! One, two, three!" His penis becomes larger and stiffer than ever before. His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, "That's great! But what did you say 'one, two, three' for?" shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted July 5 Posted July 5 Joke: Bus stop smell A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fxck off, no you can't smell my c*nt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh", he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then". Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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