Playing With Things + Putting DIY thing In The Ass e.g. Vegetables, Dildo, Anal Toys, etc. (compiled)

[GachiMuchi]

Always use the right "tool" for the right "job". It will help you to prevent "accidents".

[squidworks]

I once met a guy who asked me to stick a carrot in his ass...

I've never looked at carrots in quite the same way...

[Guest tan hock gin]

Have an xray pic of a patient with a torchlight up his ass. The surgeon who took the film said that the surgery was successful and the patient was "de-lighted". lol

[Tasmania Tasmania]

Hello! Care to share what kinda toys you like the most? Masturbator? Anal? Vibration/ Non vibration etc. 

 

Cheers!

[Guest Guest~]

I like Tenga! ^^

[upshot]

Long thick brinjal... love being a veggie fuckee.... LOL Don;t get me wrong, I like cocks as much but with veggies like that. .it is a whole different category of fun.

[Guest Guest~]

Long thick brinjal... love being a veggie fuckee.... LOL Don;t get me wrong, I like cocks as much but with veggies like that. .it is a whole different category of fun.

Haha.. I haven't tried that! Do you eat the brinjal after using it? LOL

[Jonas Seow]

Love butt plugs. Awesome stuffs. Also tried beads and liked them too! Vibration ones I like prostate massagers, do wonders on me lol

[Guest Bnova]

Love Tenga Fliphole!

[dansim]

I tried Fliphole but I prefer Tenga 3D! Haha, they are just beautiful! Tenga - 3D Module is one of the favorites. I treat them like collectible items la~ haha..  

[allmyimages2020]

For those desperate horny moments when the real things are not available, those long and fat but SUPPLE local brinjals in condoms are the best :-)

[dansim]

allmyimages2020, on 05 Mar 2013 - 10:34, said:

For those desperate horny moments when the real things are not available, those long and fat but SUPPLE local brinjals in condoms are the best :-)

Haha.. but sometimes you want to penetrate something too, you don't penetrate a brinjal do you?

[allmyimages2020]

Haha.. but sometimes you want to penetrate something too, you don't penetrate a brinjal do you?

 

Penetration? Just masturbate by hand, lah! It is the other urge sometimes at the back that need some other appendages!  :-)....

[Michaelphua]

allmyimages2020, on 05 Mar 2013 - 19:30, said:

Penetration? Just masturbate by hand, lah! It is the other urge sometimes at the back that need some other appendages! :-)....

Haha... masturbation by hands are never enough my friend.. haha.. or you have tried but didn't like it?

[Guest region]

Nothing is better than a real dick.

[Guest Blossom]

This may sound funny. i'm just being curious and wanting to be a bottom. I want to experiment first before i'll go for an encounter with another guys to fuck me. I'm trying to be discreet as my relatives are strict and homophobic hence i can't buy and try sex toys as i dont want to get caiught with those items. Which of the following vegetables do you think is best to use for play? Eggplant, cucumber, carrot or bitter gourd?

[mate69]

None.

Please don't play with your food.

[Guest Guest]

Lol. I tried eggplant before. Feels great cause it is smooth. Put condom and lube on it then it is even better

[Guest Guest]

Lol. I tried eggplant before. Feels great cause it is smooth. Put condom and lube on it then it is even better

Put condom on the eggplant so you could still eat it later?

[Guest Guest]

Any thing that grows has feeling , otherwise how could they grow well or being unwell , including vegetables and plants , just because they do not bleed blood does not meant they do not bleed ! A dead plant is just like a dead animal ! Never understand those stupid religion vegetarian using them as an excuse to eat and feel sin free ! Only if you eat stone can you be sin free for most animals are being created for human to eat !

[Leanmeat]

Any thing that grows has feeling , otherwise how could they grow well or being unwell , including vegetables and plants , just because they do not bleed blood does not meant they do not bleed ! A dead plant is just like a dead animal ! Never understand those stupid religion vegetarian using them as an excuse to eat and feel sin free ! Only if you eat stone can you be sin free for most animals are being created for human to eat !

 

Rubbish.

[cutejack]

Out of topic..anyway dont play wif food la..aiyoh

[fab]

Any thing that grows has feeling , otherwise how could they grow well or being unwell , including vegetables and plants , just because they do not bleed blood does not meant they do not bleed ! A dead plant is just like a dead animal ! Never understand those stupid religion vegetarian using them as an excuse to eat and feel sin free ! Only if you eat stone can you be sin free for most animals are being created for human to eat !

I feel so sorry for your ignorance.

[XiaoMessy]

 

Like this? 

Edited November 27, 2014 by XiaoMessy

[Guest Guest]

Rubbish.

Anything that grows is a living thing ! Stupid !!

[Guest Guest]

I feel so sorry for your ignorance.

Go read up what defines as a living thing !

[Guest Guest]

Try not to anyhow stick things up the other way round... U might end up in the hospital.. do try to love yourself more....

[Guest Glyph]

It's easier if you'd just find a volunteer lab rat. I'm pretty sure many will be offering themselves as tribute.

[iamziz]

Or learn from these gals

 

 

More at https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=durian+fuck&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ju52VPn9GtPJuASy0YCQAw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=965#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=vegetable+anal+sex&imgdii=_

[otokonoko]

None.

Please don't play with your food.

Lololololol

[xLeviathan]

idk try a durian

[Guest guest]

Like this?

seriously??? how can you manage to put cactus in your ass?

[Phil]

seriously??? how can you manage to put cactus in your ass?

Just hold it with a gardening glove on your hand...

[CarpeDiem90]

Oh gosh.. Why use any fruits or vege.. Think finger is a thousand times better

[transmissionsm]

Never tried before because it is even weirder for me to go market + buy "vegetables".

 

Anyway choose something which is slightly bigger than a dick...use your own as a comparison...don't straight up get those BIG cucumber....

 

Of course a decent dildo is still the best....

[darkflame]

When I saw this topic, I was thinking about the below definition of vegetable in red:

 

vegetable

ˈvɛdʒtəb(ə)l,ˈvɛdʒɪtə-/

noun

noun: vegetable; plural noun: vegetables

1. 1.

   a plant or part of a plant used as food, such as a cabbage, potato, turnip, or bean.

   "fresh fruit and vegetables"
2. 2.

   informal

   a person with a dull or inactive life.

   "I thought I'd sort of flop back and be a vegetable for a bit"

   • offensive

     a person who is incapable of normal mental or physical activity, especially through brain damage.
   •  

[Guest Guest]

idk try a durian

 

ah boy ... Durian is a fruit, not a vegetable.

[iamziz]

ah boy ... Durian is a fruit, not a vegetable.

 

[bodybuildMLY]

Why must you use vegetables? They are rich source of vitamins, minerals and fibre. Not meant for shoving it up your ass!

[Guest Massage]

This may sound funny. i'm just being curious and wanting to be a bottom. I want to experiment first before i'll go for an encounter with another guys to fuck me. I'm trying to be discreet as my relatives are strict and homophobic hence i can't buy and try sex toys as i dont want to get caiught with those items. Which of the following vegetables do you think is best to use for play? Eggplant, cucumber, carrot or bitter gourd?

Get a long smooth old fashion type of massager if you are afraid of letting people see your dildo.  If you parents questioned, massager is a massager, tell them nothing more.

[Anderson]

Why must you use veggie and waste them unless of cos, you eat them afterwards.

Use candles la, its cheap, organic and reusable but please don't buy get those red colour Chinese type that has a long bamboo leg on it.

[Guest Guest]

This may sound funny. i'm just being curious and wanting to be a bottom. I want to experiment first before i'll go for an encounter with another guys to fuck me. I'm trying to be discreet as my relatives are strict and homophobic hence i can't buy and try sex toys as i dont want to get caiught with those items. Which of the following vegetables do you think is best to use for play? Eggplant, cucumber, carrot or bitter gourd?

You must think that there are other poor people who needs the vegetables than you for food and not as sex toys.

[Jake.Roxas]

I love veggies. Please don't make me think when I eat it, it came from someone else's ass!

Serioulsy, don't use veggies as sex toys. Those are food!

Edited November 30, 2014 by Jake.Roxas

[Guest Guest]

When i was just a teeager and very curious, i went to my aunt's kitchen and found a carrot. So horny that I put it in my ass. After severak stroke, my load exploded. I washed the carrot in the sink but suddenly my aunt called me to throw the trashes. I forgot to throw the carrot and left it in the kitchen sink. When i realised that i forget it, i went back to the kitchen but i can no longer find it. To my surprise, our lunch that day is pork with carrot in it beautifully cut and cooked by my aunt's maid. Not sure if that is the same carrot that i used but they really really like the food. I said i have to pass the lunch since i ate a lot during late breakfast. They said it is so good and i have to taste at least a few. I have no choice but to eat the pork and carrot. =(

[Phil]

When i was just a teeager and very curious, i went to my aunt's kitchen and found a carrot. So horny that I put it in my ass. After severak stroke, my load exploded. I washed the carrot in the sink but suddenly my aunt called me to throw the trashes. I forgot to throw the carrot and left it in the kitchen sink. When i realised that i forget it, i went back to the kitchen but i can no longer find it. To my surprise, our lunch that day is pork with carrot in it beautifully cut and cooked by my aunt's maid. Not sure if that is the same carrot that i used but they really really like the food. I said i have to pass the lunch since i ate a lot during late breakfast. They said it is so good and i have to taste at least a few. I have no choice but to eat the pork and carrot. =(

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Bon appétit!

[Bigsteve888]

There have to be more ways to deploy the humble vegetables for our pleasure. 

In Topic: Home Items That Can Be Used As A Dildo

06 July 2014 - 03:09 PM

What an interesting topic.

I endorse Magicerife's suggestion for employing a japanese cucmber or brinjal as a makeshift dildo. These vegetables come in a variety of sizes so they can be selected according to your requirement. When selecting an ideal specimen you can usually find one that has a firmness that approximates that of an erect pens. The novice can take home a two or three different size specimens so that he can begin with the smallest and once he has introduced that and discovered the delightful stimulation enjoyed by penetrating himself he will be most curious to discover how much more he can "take" and how it will feel. You may surprise yourself once you find out just how large a dildo you can accommodate and how goood it feels. It is a a great way to entertain and pleasure yourself when home alone on a rainy day. It is also a fine way for a novice bottom to learn to relax his sphincter muscle so that he can easily admits his lover's questing member straight away.

My personal regime consists of taking a warm water enema and retaining it for 5 minutes; then repeating this two more times so as to prepare myself. Then I will introduce suitable lubricant such as KY jelly or some oily lotion by applying it to the dildo and into my anus using my finger. My preferrred position is to stand bent over at the waist and introduce the veggie dildo slowly and deliberately, inching it in and out, gradually inserting more length with each subsequent stroke. My favourite is the brinjal with a long gently tapering shape as opposed to the blunt ended variety.Those allow ease of initial penetration and tease you into opening up as the full girth of the centre section spreads you wide. Just yesterday I was playing with a 31cm brinjal which had a maximum circumference of 12cm. The dimensions are correct because I measured it myself. After pleasuring myself for several minutes the regular stimulation to my prostate had me dribbling semen. I then inserted the entire brinjal dildo into my anus and it popped out of sight. I felt like I had John Holmes monster cock inside me! My cock was stiff as a rod and so I laid down on my bed and began slowly wanking myself off. It was not long before I felt the most intense orgasm building up and simply could not resist it. Even though I was no longer stroking it my cock began twitching and spurt after spurt of viscous semen erupted from it to stream down over my balls and thighs to puddle beneath my buttocks. I was left panting and almost breathless with the excitement. It felt just as good as if I had been well shagged to bring about an automatic climax. After I had cleaned up my ejaculate I went to the bathroom to administer another warm water enema to allow me to easily eject the dildo from my ass. 

Let us hear some more stories about makeshift dildo fun!!!!!

What an interesting topic.

 

[Guest Guest]

When i was just a teeager and very curious, i went to my aunt's kitchen and found a carrot. So horny that I put it in my ass. After severak stroke, my load exploded. I washed the carrot in the sink but suddenly my aunt called me to throw the trashes. I forgot to throw the carrot and left it in the kitchen sink. When i realised that i forget it, i went back to the kitchen but i can no longer find it. To my surprise, our lunch that day is pork with carrot in it beautifully cut and cooked by my aunt's maid. Not sure if that is the same carrot that i used but they really really like the food. I said i have to pass the lunch since i ate a lot during late breakfast. They said it is so good and i have to taste at least a few. I have no choice but to eat the pork and carrot. =(

Hahaha. You tasted your own stupidity.

[GachiMuchi]

This is what will happen when you play with vegetable.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvMd3jFNYIo

[upshot]

 

There have to be more ways to deploy the humble vegetables for our pleasure. 

In Topic: Home Items That Can Be Used As A Dildo

06 July 2014 - 03:09 PM

What an interesting topic.

I endorse Magicerife's suggestion for employing a japanese cucmber or brinjal as a makeshift dildo. These vegetables come in a variety of sizes so they can be selected according to your requirement. When selecting an ideal specimen you can usually find one that has a firmness that approximates that of an erect pens. The novice can take home a two or three different size specimens so that he can begin with the smallest and once he has introduced that and discovered the delightful stimulation enjoyed by penetrating himself he will be most curious to discover how much more he can "take" and how it will feel. You may surprise yourself once you find out just how large a dildo you can accommodate and how goood it feels. It is a a great way to entertain and pleasure yourself when home alone on a rainy day. It is also a fine way for a novice bottom to learn to relax his sphincter muscle so that he can easily admits his lover's questing member straight away.

My personal regime consists of taking a warm water enema and retaining it for 5 minutes; then repeating this two more times so as to prepare myself. Then I will introduce suitable lubricant such as KY jelly or some oily lotion by applying it to the dildo and into my anus using my finger. My preferrred position is to stand bent over at the waist and introduce the veggie dildo slowly and deliberately, inching it in and out, gradually inserting more length with each subsequent stroke. My favourite is the brinjal with a long gently tapering shape as opposed to the blunt ended variety.Those allow ease of initial penetration and tease you into opening up as the full girth of the centre section spreads you wide. Just yesterday I was playing with a 31cm brinjal which had a maximum circumference of 12cm. The dimensions are correct because I measured it myself. After pleasuring myself for several minutes the regular stimulation to my prostate had me dribbling semen. I then inserted the entire brinjal dildo into my anus and it popped out of sight. I felt like I had John Holmes monster cock inside me! My cock was stiff as a rod and so I laid down on my bed and began slowly wanking myself off. It was not long before I felt the most intense orgasm building up and simply could not resist it. Even though I was no longer stroking it my cock began twitching and spurt after spurt of viscous semen erupted from it to stream down over my balls and thighs to puddle beneath my buttocks. I was left panting and almost breathless with the excitement. It felt just as good as if I had been well shagged to bring about an automatic climax. After I had cleaned up my ejaculate I went to the bathroom to administer another warm water enema to allow me to easily eject the dildo from my ass. 

Let us hear some more stories about makeshift dildo fun!!!!!

What an interesting topic.

 

 

 

 

Forget it.. it is a hated subject here. It is entirely a GAY ACT so for some folks here anything other then a real cock is blasmphemous. Funny how gay was once discrimnated for our queer act of male to male sex but now that there are some legitimacy to what they do, they turn moralistic on other sexual perference or act. Funny how the world turns.

 

See my comments on anal fisting in the personal thread under the anal fisting thread started by someone else who is into things cocks and beyond.

[NutriSoy]

Anyone tried DIY your sex toys from fruits? Papaya is by far the best i feel. 
Cut the top away until u can see the hollow middle. Big enough for you to penetrate. Use a long teaspoon to remove the seeds.
WEAR a condom whenever you are playing with toys especially fruits because some may cause allergy or inflammation. Lube up both the hole and your dick! 
Enjoy .. 😛