worldangel Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Joke: Absolute Rest "Madam, your husband must have absolute rest." "Well, Doctor, he won't listen to me." "A very good beginning, madam, a very good beginning." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Joke: "Doctor! There's fly ……. "Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!" "Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Joke: Set Up For Life My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Joke: Not Attracted What do you call it when you’re attracted to both men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Gay Joke: Oh, my goodness Two gay guys are sitting at a little pub looking out the window in a small town. This guy walks by, and the one guy says to the other, "Who is that?" The other man says, "That's the new proctologist." He replies, "Well, I've got to meet him." The next day, he makes an appointment and goes in to see him. The doctor asks him, "What's the problem?" and he replies, "I have a terrible pain in my butt." The doctor says, "Well, let's take a look at it." So, he bends over, and the doctor gets down to look in his ass, and he says, "Oh My goodness! There's a stick up your ass." The gay man then says, "Well, pull it out, pull it out! So, he starts to pull it out, and notices that it has thorns on it. "Oh my goodness! There are thorns on it? Well, pull it out, pull it out!" As he pulls it out, he sees it's a rose. "Oh, my goodness! It's a rose!" As the gay man exclaims, "Well, read the card, read the card!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Grant Aid My farmer friend used his government grant aid to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Self Centered People call me self centered. But that’s enough about them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Postal Service Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service? It’s mail-dominated. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Social Distancing Social distancing has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear such measures will push someone over the edge. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Flat Tire What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Coconut Shampoo I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized… I don’t even have a coconut. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Sail Purchase I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it’s too late. That sail has shipped. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Wistful Tree Which tree wishes things were more like they used to be? Pine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Nice Pendant I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with “le monde” carved in it. It means the world to her Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Greatest Sci-Fi Show If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who. If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: No More Glasses I’m not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Diarrhoea Awareness On Monday we start Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Hurts To Say It hurts me to say this… But, I have a sore throat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Swimming Elephants Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time? They only have a pair of trunks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Fish Lovers My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?” I said, “Cats. Cats love fish.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Octopus Laugh How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles. Of course it only has 8 of those. So the first two were test-tickles! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Music Fan A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?” “I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies. “Who?” the son asks. “Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Anteater An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “Can I get you a drink?” “Nooooooooooooooooooooo!” “How about something to eat?” “Nooooooooooooooooooooo!” “What about some peanuts?” “Nooooooooooooooooooooo!” Frustrated, the bartender cries, “What’s with the long no’s!?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Upside Down Canoe Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head. Because it’s capsized. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Paper Plane What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationary. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Usually Atheist I’m an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December… I’m eggnogstic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Jedi Greeting Why don’t the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other? Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Big Sofa The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Bacteria Math Why are bacteria so bad at math? Because they multiply by dividing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Childminder I just hired a beautiful 21 year old girl to look after my 1 year old baby. Now I have two issues: 1. How to tell this to my wife. 2. Where to find a 1 year old baby. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Faster Temperature Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Bad Cashier I had the nastiest, rudest, slowest cashier today. I guess it’s my own fault for using the self-service checkout. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Jailed Drunk A drunk wakes up in jail, “Why am I here officer?” “For drinking.” replies the cop. “Great” says the man. “When do we start?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Shakespeare’s Pencil I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot. Now, I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Blind Carpenter Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up the hammer and saw. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Wife’s Underwear “Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: More Chores My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Tickled To Death What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident? Manslaughter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Computer Problems I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.” He asked, “Hard drive?” I said, “No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 Joke: Airline Check-in I think the girl at the airline check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed and replied, “Window or you’ll what? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 3, 2021 Posted September 3, 2021 The 32,000th posts Joke: Nasty Sting A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,” she tells the doctor, “but I’m ashamed to tell you where.” “It’s okay,” says the doctor. “Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.” “Okay,” says the woman. “It was at Walmart.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Sandal Inventor I invented a sandal for one legged people. It was a flop. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: House-warming Party When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I’m homeless. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Headstone Typo What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Vegetable Thief Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? Because he took a leek. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Ten Bucks A guy walks into a bar with 10 bucks and asks what he can get. The bartender says, “You can get those darn deer outta my bar!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Exploding Pandas What do exploding pandas eat? BamBOOM! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Artist Girlfriend Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body. I give her a shoulder to crayon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Alaskan Eye Doctor What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor? An optical Aleutian. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Metal Adjectives The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron… Which is ironic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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