worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: McDonald’s Meal I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Not Heavy Why was the lamp not heavy? Because it’s light Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Fitness Routine I’m working on a fitness routine for insects. It’s going well, but I’m still trying to work out the bugs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Flying Lessons On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?” He said, “Those are to keep your shirt closed.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Melted Butter My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter. I told her she would roux the day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Time For Bed I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” She said, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I said, “That means it’s pasture bedtime.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Fortune Teller A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I’d suffer terrible heartbreak. So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Phone Sneezer Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Give it to me! "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: An old couple There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Loud Laughing Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Book Club At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around. Then IT hit me! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Evil Twin Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin? Because he’s a bad parallel Parker. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Large Bum What do you call an ox with a large bum? Big buttocks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Blood Listening Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Fast Calculator What do you call a calculator that works instantly? A calcunow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Learning Piano After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano. But it’s not an easy instrument to pick up. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Married For Looks I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Movie Director The movie Speed didn’t have a director. Because if Speed had direction, it would have been called Velocity. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: On The Moon Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Strange Dinosaur What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting? Py-rex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Zombie Bodybuilder Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead lifting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Fake Bills I was working in my shop when the cashier called me over. He said, “These two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills.” “What did they look like?” I asked. He said, “Fifty dollar bills. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Medication Aversion I don’t think my girlfriend likes my schizophrenia meds. Because every time I take them, she goes away. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Miley Cyrus I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot. She plays Hannibal Montannibal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Early Christmas Songs I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It’s my jingle bell rock. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Oldest Circumcision What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision? I just want to know the cut off date. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Computer Hackers How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just ransomware. FattChoy 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Why Alexa? Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies? I’m Siri, you idiot! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Made In The USA It’s a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. I just bought a T.V. and it said, “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Samsung Security What do you call the security in a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 Joke: Lionel Richie Songs I’m so irritated with my neighbour today, he kept playing Lionel Richie songs at full blast. Normally I wouldn’t mind. But it was All Night Long Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: The mother of course A wife calls her mother in-law and asks her, “If your baby puked and pooped, who should it clean it up?” The mother in-law yells, “The mother of course!” The wife says, “Then come clean up your drunk son!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Six should be enough I was walking down the street with my wife when we saw six guys beating up my mother-in-law. My wife yelled, “Hey, aren’t you going to help?” I said, “No, six should be enough.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Plain clothes cops Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform. I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plain clothes cops. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Thick Book I was reading a book when my 5-year old nephew asked, “Why is that book so thick?” I told him, “It’s a long story.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Pirate A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: In the desert A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.” The horse says, “Me neither!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Three questions A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?” The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.” “Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?” “Yes. What’s your third question?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: The Burglary Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Christmas Return Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?" Me: "Her son back!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: I was arrested …. I was arrested the other day for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Your money or your life A thief pointed a knife at me and said, “Your money or your life” I smiled and told him I was married, so I have no money or a life. He dropped the knife and we hugged and cried for a moment. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Give me your money A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The man, shocked by the sudden attack, said, “You cannot do this, I’m a congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: What’s the difference? What’s the difference between politicians and thieves? A thief steals your money and then runs. A politician runs and then steals your money. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Bee Sting My husband got stung by a bee on the forehead. He’s at the ER now, his face all swollen and bruised; he almost died. Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Scuba Instructor I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after giving my first lesson. Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Mirror Factory They’re building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: Late For Work My boss said, “This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?” I said, “That it’s only Wednesday.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 5, 2021 Posted September 5, 2021 Joke: No More Kids I just got a vasectomy. I was looking forward to not having any more kids… But when I got home, they were still there. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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