worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Naming Convention Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem, Quarantine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Cold Espresso What do you call an espresso with a cold? Coughee. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Snake Measurements Why are snakes measured in inches? Because they don’t have any feet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Serious Relationship I’m in a very serious relationship with my girlfriend. Haven’t laughed in two years. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Small Pepper Why did the small pepper wear a sweater? It was a little chili. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Jeff Bezos What’s the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed? He puts his Pajamazon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Electrical Issue I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house. He refused. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Bread Allergy I’m allergic to bread but eat it anyway. I’m a gluten for punishment. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Archery Practice Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn’t habanero. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: One Door Closes My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.” Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Patient Knees As a doctor, I’m addicted to hitting my patients on their knees. I really get a kick out of it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Lawn Decorations Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard? Gnomads. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Missing Spine What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine? A quarterback. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Two Structures My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water. I was like, “Well, damn.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: New Dog I bought my husband a Pug as a present. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: What Are The Chances? I went into a bookstore and asked the woman behind the counter, “What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?” She said, “Slim to Nun?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Bearded Vase Maker What do you call a bearded vase maker? Hairy potter Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Caveman Farts What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: People Pleaser I’m done being a people pleaser. If everyone’s okay with that. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Nostalgia And Grammar Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Worst Pub The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Walkie-Talkies Her: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.” Me: “Our relationship is what? Over.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Chimney Cost How much does a chimney cost? Nothing – it’s on the house. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Uncommon Name I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon. I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Best Friend 3 years ago, I married my best friend. My girlfriend was angry but me and Dave thought it was hilarious. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Marriage Thoughts If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand, you don’t. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 6, 2021 Posted September 6, 2021 Joke: Hawaii Vacation This is going to be the first year our family won’t be going to Hawaii because of COVID-19. Usually, it’s because we can’t afford it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: No Lawyers Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done, you have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3. Genie: Sue me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Good Employees My boss came to me at lunch and said, “Where the hell have you been? I’ve been trying to find you all morning!” I shrugged and said, “Good employees are hard to find.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Costume Party I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host asked me, “What are you dressed as?” I told him, “I’m a harp.” He said, “But your costume is too small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and asked him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Giant Fly A giant fly has attacked the local police. Police have called in a SWAT team. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Alcohol Is Not The Answer My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn’t drink, it’s just that he’s really bad at crossword puzzles. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Mugshot Picture After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room. But she still won’t admit she framed me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Backwards Origami Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards. We will update you as the situation unfolds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Interesting Chess I play chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So, we stopped and went home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Stomach Butterflies My son asked, “Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!” I gently put my arm around him and replied, “That’s easy son…” “Stop eating caterpillars!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Chess Champion Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons came to some use. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Strange Cactus I think there’s something wrong with the cactus I’m growing. But I can’t put my finger on it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Duck Eggs I stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said “DUCK, EGGS”. I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Scared Joker Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on? Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Short Poem I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It’s not a long poem, but it’s deep. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Do Not Touch There’s something that I don’t like about “DO NOT TOUCH” signs. I just can’t put my finger on it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Write A Book My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?” I said, “That’s a novel idea.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Military Births What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military? Thank you for your cervix. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Smart Beer My friend told me that beer would make him smarter. But I don’t think that anything would make my Budweiser. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Poor Sense Of Direction My wife claims I have a poor sense of direction. I don’t know where she’s coming from. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Eye Surgery A guy just finishes his Lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery. The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first. The man excitedly replies, “I’ll take the good news first.” The surgeon tells him, “Well, you’re about to get a new dog.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Garden Gnomes Not many people know that almost all garden gnomes have red hats. It’s a little gnome fact. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Correction Fluid I just bought a gallon of correction fluid. Big mistake. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 7, 2021 Posted September 7, 2021 Joke: Mirror Cheese What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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