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  On 12/6/2010 at 4:52 AM, darkflame said:

There's a site called Advanced Masturbation Techniques.

Recently I modified my up & down method by pulling down the foreskin hard and jerking the shaft. Cuz feel like got no sensation sliding the skin over the head anymore. Sensation is more powerful now.

Another way is to heat some tofu lightly, cut a hole and insert your cock in it. Feels good.

If you're feeling brave, u can try to fxxk the hole in your piggy bank. Mine was just nice and I add some soap then did the sliding in and out.

Okay, I talk too much. :lol:

:blink: Tofu & Piggy bank... they are innocent...

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  On 12/6/2010 at 4:52 AM, darkflame said:

There's a site called Advanced Masturbation Techniques.

Recently I modified my up & down method by pulling down the foreskin hard and jerking the shaft. Cuz feel like got no sensation sliding the skin over the head anymore. Sensation is more powerful now.

Don't get what you mean. Haha..

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just curious

do you still eat the watermelon with reinforced protein, kekeke

  On 12/6/2010 at 5:34 AM, patisoy said:

Buy 1 whole watermelon. Put it in a pot with hot water. Leave it for few minutes. Take the watermelon from the pot and make a hole just nice enough for the girth of your cock. Insert your cock in and out with slow movements and gradually increasing speed. :-)

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  On 12/6/2010 at 5:34 AM, patisoy said:

Buy 1 whole watermelon. Put it in a pot with hot water. Leave it for few minutes. Take the watermelon from the pot and make a hole just nice enough for the girth of your cock. Insert your cock in and out with slow movements and gradually increasing speed. :-)

DON'T PLAY WITH FOOD or FRUIT

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I dun understand. There are several guys that have posted that they are straight. Then what are these straight guys doing in BW forum? What are they really looking out for?

From what I know about straight guys, they find gay guys terribly disgusting to say the least. So if a straight guy comes here, would it not make them at least curious with unexplored or unrealized tendencies?

  On 12/6/2010 at 5:05 AM, Malexpoly said:

Never try that before. I'm str8. Haha..what u mean by mutual?

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  On 12/6/2010 at 4:56 AM, 老猫与蛇 said:

:blink: Tofu & Piggy bank... they are innocent...

so if the tofu & piggy bank are in the shape of hot hunks, are they still innocent? :whistle:

piggy bank doesnt have to be in the shape of a cute pig...

this is what happens when u stay virgin too long, u think of all the possibilities :rolleyes:

  On 12/6/2010 at 5:10 AM, Malexpoly said:

Don't get what you mean. Haha..

means u pull the skin down to look like u are cut

without touching your exposed head, u just roll your hand around the shaft and pump it; when u pull your skin extremely down hard, ur head will feel damn good cuz of the tension

watch out for ur frenulum if it's short

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  On 12/6/2010 at 5:34 AM, patisoy said:

Buy 1 whole watermelon. Put it in a pot with hot water. Leave it for few minutes. Take the watermelon from the pot and make a hole just nice enough for the girth of your cock. Insert your cock in and out with slow movements and gradually increasing speed. :-)

I don't dare to buy a watermelon cuz it's too big.

But reading this makes me want to share one with you and seeing each other's orgasmic face before marinating the red fruity flesh with healthy male juice. Then can enjoy the nutrient-rich watermelon afterwards. :rolleyes:

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  On 12/6/2010 at 6:19 AM, darkflame said:

I don't dare to buy a watermelon cuz it's too big.

But reading this makes me want to share one with you and seeing each other's orgasmic face before marinating the red fruity flesh with healthy male juice. Then can enjoy the nutrient-rich watermelon afterwards. :rolleyes:

Hmmm...that's really erotic. :-)

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  On 12/6/2010 at 5:34 AM, patisoy said:

Buy 1 whole watermelon. Put it in a pot with hot water. Leave it for few minutes. Take the watermelon from the pot and make a hole just nice enough for the girth of your cock. Insert your cock in and out with slow movements and gradually increasing speed. :-)

When people start using food as sex, means their sex life is at ground zero.

Only strays eat from trash.

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  On 12/6/2010 at 9:15 AM, Guest said:

When people start using food as sex, means their sex life is at ground zero.

Only strays eat from trash.

Not exactly true! It means that we've tried it all - all kinds and sizes of arse, all forms & shapes of cocks, and all types of men. The experimentation has shifted from humans to non-humans. Later, well have sex with animals! How does it sound? If you are an orang otan, we'd love to gang rape you!

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  On 12/6/2010 at 10:24 AM, patisoy said:

Not exactly true! It means that we've tried it all - all kinds and sizes of arse, all forms & shapes of cocks, and all types of men. The experimentation has shifted from humans to non-humans. Later, well have sex with animals! How does it sound? If you are an orang otan, we'd love to gang rape you!

It will be a serious chargeable by law, just to hurt an endangered animal like the Orang Otan.

But it wouldn't be so, if we allow a group of them, to gang bang you instead

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  On 12/6/2010 at 10:46 AM, Guest said:

It will be a serious chargeable by law, just to hurt an endangered animal like the Orang Otan.

But it wouldn't be so, if we allow a group of them, to gang bang you instead

Oh wait, did I say orang utan?! I maybe wrong because I have a strong feeling that you are a gorilla on menopause! Bwahahaha :-D

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  On 12/6/2010 at 11:33 AM, patisoy said:

Oh wait, did I say orang utan?! I maybe wrong because I have a strong feeling that you are a gorilla on menopause! Bwahahaha :-D

Unfortunately you did, you have typed here in b/w. Everyone can see. So no point revoking what you have said.

While the gorillas and ornag utans are behind their cages, aren't you supposed to be behind bars?

Didn't you said earlier this year, you were accused by some guy who brought you to the police station, charging you for outrage of his modesty?

Or at least get you deported? After all, you are just a foreigner.

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  On 12/6/2010 at 11:48 AM, Guest said:

Unfortunately you did, you have typed here in b/w. Everyone can see. So no point revoking what you have said.

While the gorillas and ornag utans are behind their cages, aren't you supposed to be behind bars?

Didn't you said earlier this year, you were accused by some guy who brought you to the police station, charging you for outrage of his modesty?

Or at least get you deported? After all, you are just a foreigner.

Be nice both of u. This topic started as a lighthearted look at things, so just hv fun with the banter, Peace.

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  On 12/6/2010 at 2:21 PM, Troy17 said:

So....diverting from the arguement....anyone has bad experience of ppl helping you to masturbate?

There was one guy who had a strong grip and jerked my dick vigorously. When I complained of pain, he refused to let go. I got pissed off and pushed him away. He got angry and demanded for my wallet and cornered me. Apparently, he tried to rob me using sex as his modus. I retaliated with anger and raised my voice on him. I almost punched him on the face but I restrained myself because I pity him. This incident occured in one of the MRT toilets.

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  On 12/6/2010 at 11:48 AM, Guest said:

Unfortunately you did, you have typed here in b/w. Everyone can see. So no point revoking what you have said.

While the gorillas and ornag utans are behind their cages, aren't you supposed to be behind bars?

Didn't you said earlier this year, you were accused by some guy who brought you to the police station, charging you for outrage of his modesty?

Or at least get you deported? After all, you are just a foreigner.

Just for your information, my case was dismissed by police because the guy who accused me was suffering from a mental disorder. You are not in the position to judge me because you are no better as a person. I couldn't understand why you got offended with the watermelon thing! Are you trying to replace mangosteen as the queen of all fruits? Yes, I am a foreigner and I am working like a horse to help my company and Singapore. There is no reason that the company will deport me because they are happy with my performance. If there is one person to be deported, it should be you because your temperament is as worse as your personality. Citizens like you bring disgrace to your own country!

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  On 12/6/2010 at 3:40 PM, patisoy said:

Just for your information, my case was dismissed by police because the guy who accused me was suffering from a mental disorder. You are not in the position to judge me because you are no better as a person. I couldn't understand why you got offended with the watermelon thing! Are you trying to replace mangosteen as the queen of all fruits? Yes, I am a foreigner and I am working like a horse to help my company and Singapore. There is no reason that the company will deport me because they are happy with my performance. If there is one person to be deported, it should be you because your temperament is as worse as your personality. Citizens like you bring disgrace to your own country!

Why should I bring disgrace to my country, when I am allowed to use the freedom of speech here, to state what really happened to you, as from what you report in your previously thread.

This is my country, not yours.

By the way, there is a new thread you started, about some Bedok Skate Garden, or something like that, and you said you were tempted to molest some drunken Chinamen sleeping there.

Please don't do anything dirty and disgraceful in my country. Then you may be deported back to your country, with a disgraceful deported stamp on your passport !!! :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

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  On 12/6/2010 at 3:40 PM, patisoy said:

Just for your information, my case was dismissed by police because the guy who accused me was suffering from a mental disorder. You are not in the position to judge me because you are no better as a person. I couldn't understand why you got offended with the watermelon thing! Are you trying to replace mangosteen as the queen of all fruits? Yes, I am a foreigner and I am working like a horse to help my company and Singapore. There is no reason that the company will deport me because they are happy with my performance. If there is one person to be deported, it should be you because your temperament is as worse as your personality. Citizens like you bring disgrace to your own country!

Why should I bring disgrace to my country, when I am allowed to use the freedom of speech here, to state what really happened to you, as from what you reported in your previously thread.

This is my country, not yours.

By the way, there is a new thread you started, about some Bedok Skate Garden, or something like that, and you said you were tempted to molest some drunken Chinamen sleeping there.

Please don't do anything dirty and disgraceful in my country. Then you may be deported back to your country, with a disgraceful deported stamp on your passport !!! :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

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If there is one person to be deported, it should be you because your temperament is as worse as your personality. Citizens like you bring disgrace to your own country!

Mr. Patisoy, I certainly have no inkling on ur nationality. But ppl are definitely in no position of running down a citizen within the borders of his own country, what more if the latter is born and bred in the country itself.

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Yes, I am a foreigner and I am working like a horse to help my company and Singapore. There is no reason that the company will deport me because they are happy with my performance.

“Lifting” urself up only makes you look more arrogant and bad. I can only say one thing, direct in ur face, citizens would at the back of their heads wanna tell you, “No manners when on others’ soil, behave urself or get out!”

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When people start using food as sex, means their sex life is at ground zero.

Only strays eat from trash.

Frankly speaking, I viewed this as a casual joke-remark and juz shrugged it off.

But it seems to me that you, Patisoy, had taken offence at this instead rather than the Guest being offended of the watermelon thing.

But then, diff ppl can have diff interpretations on remarks. So Guest, you might wanna be cautious in ur remarks next time.

And oh btw, I particularly feel grossed abt d suggestion of using food for sex.

It’s wastage of food!

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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  On 12/6/2010 at 4:12 AM, Malexpoly said:

Anyone has any interesting DIY way to masturbate? Tired of the "up & down" method. Haha..

I'm surprised no one mentioned Tenga. egg, flip lite, black, white,etc etc.

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  On 12/8/2010 at 12:28 AM, Sotong said:

How about using Sotong or Squid ? Heard that fishermen use it in their boat trip. So, don't buy any sotong in pasar that do not have a head intact !

Now why didn't I think of that?

Thanks for suggesting!

*can't wait to have fun with sotongs*

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U could try using yr slippers. Sometimes can see some videos seeing guys getting turn on by rubbing with slippers or sneakers. Never get understand why its a turn on but then every1 have their own fetish. haha

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  On 12/8/2010 at 5:54 AM, darkflame said:

Now why didn't I think of that?

Thanks for suggesting!

*can't wait to have fun with sotongs*

Please ~~ not with those Sotong already cooked with chilli. Hot hot hot :lol: :lol:

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  On 12/8/2010 at 7:34 AM, samba sotong said:

Please ~~ not with those Sotong already cooked with chilli. Hot hot hot :lol: :lol:

How about sotong stir-fried with water convulvulus (kangkung)?

:lol:

"You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."

Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad)

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  On 12/8/2010 at 12:28 AM, Sotong said:

How about using Sotong or Squid ? Heard that fishermen use it in their boat trip. So, don't buy any sotong in pasar that do not have a head intact !

OMG, this is not new and has been posted as the 1st item in this "Masturbate with Food" webpage. Btw, this Let's Masturbate" webpage is very information and there are many ways of doing IT !!! LOL

http://www.letsmasturbate.com/topics/food.shtml

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  On 12/8/2010 at 8:34 AM, Sambal Sotong said:

OMG, this is not new and has been posted as the 1st item in this "Masturbate with Food" webpage. Btw, this Let's Masturbate" webpage is very information and there are many ways of doing IT !!! LOL

http://www.letsmasturbate.com/topics/food.shtml

Fainted, this sotong even covered with SAMBAL ( refering to his nick)

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  On 12/8/2010 at 8:34 AM, Sambal Sotong said:

OMG, this is not new and has been posted as the 1st item in this "Masturbate with Food" webpage. Btw, this Let's Masturbate" webpage is very information and there are many ways of doing IT !!! LOL

http://www.letsmasturbate.com/topics/food.shtml

This is a very useful site! Thanks!

The cucumber one looks interesting. Lol, I developed a boner just reading the site. Looks like my little brother wants to try it out. :rolleyes:

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Using sotong for masturbation?

Are you aware of the various micro-marine bacteria found in raw seafood that can survive without marine waters for a few hours? If not, there will be other bacterias set in the decomposing process?

If you have a micro abrasion in your dick, I think chances you can have the bacteria transmitted into your body via the opening.

Recently, I joined some friends for weekend activities at Pulua Ubin. Had very superficial and light scratch on my left ankle, but submerged into the sea water for for some water activities.

24 hours later, I broke into a sudden fever at 39.8 deg

Within 3 weeks I saw the doctors 3 times. They thought it was a bad flu that couldn't be cured by antibiotics.

On the fourth visit, one doc thought I had the HIV virus. Sent me for an immdiate blood test. Plus the scratch at the ankle was slightly swollen. The test shown negative results. There were no other foreign/STD virus etc in my body, except they found a strain of marine bacteria in my blood, which highly chance entered my system via the light scratched. That caused my fever because my body was fighting against this bacteria.

Still want to play with your seafood ?

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  On 6/6/2006 at 12:54 AM, XMEN80 said:

I dont think so....I take supplements daily too..there wasnt any sudden increase in my sexual appetite? Perhaps there are something esle that trigger your sexual appetite..i suppose :P

On the contrary, Vit C and E does play a role in increasing libido. Vit C can increase testosterone while Vit E is known as a sex vitamin because it helps in vasodilation.

Enjoy your increased libido as long as it doesn't distract you from doing what you must do at work.

Many men in their 40s' will envy you!

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nothing wrong at all

except u getting stronger

i guess u r meat eat and do quite a bit of exercise right, these increase sex drive

  On 6/2/2006 at 1:52 PM, ruffx2sg said:

I am in my 40s... used to masturbate once a week... however, in the past few weeks, I have been masturbating every day but still feel horny all the time... is there anything wrong with me??? A bit concerned with my sexuakl appetite lately

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  On 1/14/2011 at 12:09 PM, Xero said:

Do you guys here masturbate and cum everyday?

if so , how you guys masturbate and cum?

may i know your answers??

thanks

I know of a word called "organism" but what is organisim? Is this a new word?

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I wondering does anyone continue to jerk your dick even after u have cum and shoot during your masturbation? I wonder how the feeling wld be if u continue to jerk your dick even u have shoot liao?

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