worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Too Much Analysis Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Marriage Certificate Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband : Nothing. Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: A bus station is where a bus stops... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. Now you know why they call it a workstation! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Trained the human One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: A boy and a doctor was fishing... A boy and a doctor was fishing. The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Good morning Mr. Smith ... Nurse: Good morning Mr. Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning. Mr. Smith: That’s because I’ve been practicing all night. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: New household cleaner Did you hear about the new household cleaner just put on the market? It's called "Bachelor." Why? Because it works fast, and leaves no ring. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: A man at a restaurant asks the... A man at a restaurant asks the waiter How do you prepare your chickens?" The waiter replies, Nothing special. We just tell em they’re gonna die. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: A man shows up for his doctor'... A man shows up for his doctor's appointment with a piece of celery in each ear and a carrot in each of his nostrils. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." Whereupon the doctor replied, "Perhaps you're not eating right." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: A man shows up for his doctor'... A man shows up for his doctor's appointment with a piece of celery in each ear and a carrot in each of his nostrils. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." Whereupon the doctor replied," Perhaps you're not eating right." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 oke: A chicken and an egg are lying... A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: There's A Bee A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him and a bee went inside. The man cried out, "Waiter, Waiter, there's a bee in my alphabet soup!" The waiter said, "Yes, sir, and I believe there are all the other letters too." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Mom and catsup... A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer it. "It's the Minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she said to him, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: To the Idiot's House Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 8-year old nephew: "To get to the idiot's house." Me: "Oh... uh... yeah, good one, haha." 8-year old nephew: "Wanna hear another one? Knock knock..." Me: "Who's there?" 8-year old nephew: "The chicken." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 Joke: Terrible Honeymoon John returns from his honeymoon and his friend asks him how it went. “Terrible,” he replies, “on the first night I got up to go to the bathroom and, without thinking, I put a $50.00 on her pillow.” “Well, that’s not so bad, says his friend. “If she is upset, tell her it was a joke.” “She wasn’t upset, replies John. “I got upset when she gave me $30 change!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Chubby Newborns What’s a group of chubby newborns called? Heavy infantry. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Favourite Month What is a tree’s least favourite month? Sep-timber. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Different Humor What’s the difference between Spanish and dad jokes? With Spanish you roll your Rs and with dad jokes you roll your eyes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Cannibal What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people? A cannibble. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Snail Massacre What’s the fastest way to massacre snails? A salt rifle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Negative Wife My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Favourite Food What is a scarecrow’s favourite fruit? Straw-berries. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Candy Corn What do you call someone who can eat candy corn with both hands? Ambidextrose. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Vaping Vampire What do you call a vaping vampire? Vlad the Inhaler. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Ambulance Riders How many people can ride in an ambulance? Just paramedics and someone else if they’re patient enough. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Pig’s Blood What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Cross The Road Why did the medium cross the road? To speak to the other side. DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Strange Dog Breed What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker poodle boo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Toxic Media Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can’t survive a slap from a newspaper. That shows how toxic the media is. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Dr. Pepper What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Coffee Bean How do you kill a coffee bean? By decaf-itation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Churned Milk I prefer to have my milk churned. It’s butter that way. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Looking Back I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes. But that’s Heinz sight for you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Dark Mode Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Cat Burglar My cat got stolen. I think she was taken by a purr snatcher. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Banana Shoe What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper. DrKartist 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Favourite Sport What is cardboard’s favourite sport? Boxing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Hungry Assassin What did the assassin do when he was hungry? The assassinat Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Door Opening Dog What breed of dog will unlock your front door? Yorkie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Editor Why did I want to become an editor? Well, to make a long story short … Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Hide And Seek Why is it always a bad idea to play hide and seek with mountain ranges? They peak. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Calculus You know the problem with calculus jokes? They’re all too derivative. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Cell Phone Glasses Why do cell phones not wear glasses? Because they have contacts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: After Fired What only does its job after it’s fired? A bullet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Crayon Holiday What state do crayons go to for vacation? Colorado. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Swearing Mouse What do you call a computer mouse that swears? A cursor. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Largest Bounce House The world’s largest bounce house is now touring the US. At 10,000 square feet it’s large enough to live in. The rent is pretty expensive but that’s mostly due to inflation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Lawyers on the Beach How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Doctor, my son thinks he's a ... "Doctor, my son thinks he's a chicken." "Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" "We need the eggs." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 11, 2021 Posted September 11, 2021 Joke: Two blondes were in a parking ... Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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