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I may be boring to u but u r ugly. Boring can be fixed.

Sorry, boring is boring. Can't be fixed.

And have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

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And have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

No i havent. Your boyfriend went wild on me last week and broke my mirror.

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My boyfriend is not into bestiality, thank you.

I know. That is why he is sleeping with me behind your back.

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So go ahead, ask me any questions and get a honest reply. Its ok, u can post as guest too!

Dear imchaser,

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? ... Please don't say "42" ... ;)

"I look upon those who would deny others the right to urge and argue their position, however irksome and pernicious they may seem, as intellectual and moral cowards."

-- William E. Borah

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Dear imchaser, What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? ... Please don't say "42" ... ;)

For starters i want to say i could easily go Einstein on u guys, but life is short, ill just be blunt. The meaning of life according to me …… penises. Without penises theres no other meaning. The cock is the reason we as human beings were put on this earth. So suck it up (pun intended).

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Today, would you suggest to buy yuans, yens, euros or dollars?

I dont know anyone by the name of Yuan or Yen or etc. Forget abt them and just buy me dinner to be easier and ill assure u the return of your investment on me would be more fruitful in a short term and yield faster result.

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You can tell imchaser has lost his penchant for humour already. He's just descending into lame retorts these days!

(did I hear someone say "WHAT humour??")

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You can tell imchaser has lost his penchant for humour already. He's just descending into lame retorts these days! (did I hear someone say "WHAT humour??")

Then stop reading this thread.

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I dont know anyone by the name of Yuan or Yen or etc. Forget abt them and just buy me dinner to be easier and ill assure u the return of your investment on me would be more fruitful in a short term and yield faster result.

OK. When will you be in Paris? :lol:
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OK. When will you be in Paris? :lol:

Phil, buy him a One-Way-Ticket to Paris & make your Asian Slave lah.

Then u can dress him up in leather (like a french uncut dick) in LV window display on Champ Elysees.

Then I m going to organize a tour for BW members to support him :)

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1. When did your first realize you were gay?

2. Who was your first love?

3. Have you ever been in an inappropriate relationship?

4. Any embarrassing sex stories to share?

5. Are you out and proud? If yes, do you regret anything? If no, are you comfortable with being in the closet?

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1. When did your first realize you were gay?

2. Who was your first love?

3. Have you ever been in an inappropriate relationship?

4. Any embarrassing sex stories to share?

5. Are you out and proud? If yes, do you regret anything? If no, are you comfortable with being in the closet?

1. Since I was a sperm

2. Me, myself

3. My middle name is NOTPROPER

4. Yes, including my other past lives

5. Yes.No.Yes/No

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1. When did your first realize you were gay?

2. Who was your first love?

3. Have you ever been in an inappropriate relationship?

4. Any embarrassing sex stories to share?

5. Are you out and proud? If yes, do you regret anything? If no, are you comfortable with being in the closet?

1. When i was abt 7 and found my dad's straight pxxn and all i could focus was the penises.

2. My twin brother.

3. My middle name is NOTPROPER

4. A true gentlemen like me would never kiss and tell.

5. Yeah, cos I wear rainbow clothing and march in all the international gay pride parade? Im proud is not because im gay and out, im proud because im ME.

PS: Your my version of answers were close enough "IMC doppelganger". When i retired u can have my password for this ID.

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Tell me a secret.

Im magnificent on bed ..... oh wait, thats not really a secret.

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Phil, buy him a One-Way-Ticket to Paris & make your Asian Slave lah.

Then u can dress him up in leather (like a french uncut dick) in LV window display on Champ Elysees.

Then I m going to organize a tour for BW members to support him :)

Quite funny! :thumb:

But I'm already happily attached, and have no intention to search elsewhere ^_^ .

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1. When i was abt 7 and found my dad's straight pxxn and all i could focus was the penises.

2. My twin brother.

3. My middle name is NOTPROPER

4. A true gentlemen like me would never kiss and tell.

5. Yeah, cos I wear rainbow clothing and march in all the international gay pride parade? Im proud is not because im gay and out, im proud because im ME.

PS: Your my version of answers were close enough "IMC doppelganger". When i retired u can have my password for this ID.

U turning straight ah? Pls dun, the Vagina is more smelly than the ManHole(ask your daddy)

I have to charged you for using my answer for Q3(which i think it's entrapment).

I do accept 'certain service' in payment lor.

BTW, it's your dad handsome or cute? I m kind of interested to be your STEPDAD.

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Quite funny! :thumb:

But I'm already happily attached, and have no intention to search elsewhere ^_^ .

very smart, in case your bf or wife is reading this.

It's very asian to keep mistress in ancient times & the present day.

U could just introduce him as your maid & make him wash your sex toys or walk your dog.

He loves to 'vaccum', too.

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very smart, in case your bf or wife is reading this.

It's very asian to keep mistress in ancient times & the present day.

U could just introduce him as your maid & make him wash your sex toys or walk your dog.

He loves to 'vaccum', too.

Don't worry, nobody will read that.

And I have no dog.

Back to the topic: Imchaser, what do you think of this post by guest?

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I do accept 'certain service' in payment lor. BTW, it's your dad handsome or cute? I m kind of interested to be your STEPDAD.

Like daddy like son. Of cos my dad was handsome. I stil owe u payment for using your answer. Wait, r u gonna make me do your laundry and cleaning and stuff like an evil stepdad..

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very smart, in case your bf or wife is reading this. It's very asian to keep mistress in ancient times & the present day. U could just introduce him as your maid & make him wash your sex toys or walk your dog. He loves to 'vaccum', too.

Suggestions for Phil, or your own fantasy? Dont worry, go ahead and admit it. Its not wrong to fantasize abt me. Everyone does.

Don't worry, nobody will read that. And I have no dog. Back to the topic: Imchaser, what do you think of this post by guest?

Slave in Paris? Its insulting. Who do u think i am?

Who am i kidding. Send me a ticket and visa quickly.

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Like daddy like son. Of cos my dad was handsome. I stil owe u payment for using your answer. Wait, r u gonna make me do your laundry and cleaning and stuff like an evil stepdad..

no lah, I have a french guy doing my laundry.

I just want you to vaccum the carpet, the floor & my willy. That's all.

So this Sunday at 3pm, my place? After you are done, Daddy will show u up.

BTW, is your real dad free, too? Ask him to cum along, too?

C u!!!

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Suggestions for Phil, or your own fantasy? Dont worry, go ahead and admit it. Its not wrong to fantasize abt me. Everyone does.

Slave in Paris? Its insulting. Who do u think i am?

Who am i kidding. Send me a ticket and visa quickly.

OMG! I m so disrespect to IMCHASER as what LUC BESSON did to JET LI in his movie. Excusez-moi.

Since Phil dun have a dog, why dun u be his bitch? Phil is very rich & will feed you foi gras every meal.

Imaging Phil picking up your poop after you in front of the Arc de Triompe or on the steps leading up to Sacre Coeur.

So romantic - Man & his best friend.

Phil, pls book Air Iraq Cargo Class S$99 one way to Paris - CDG for IMChaser asap.

Sporean no need visa. M'sian need visa, french cap required, too.

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OMG! I m so disrespect to IMCHASER as what LUC BESSON did to JET LI in his movie. Excusez-moi.

Since Phil dun have a dog, why dun u be his bitch? Phil is very rich & will feed you foi gras every meal.

Imaging Phil picking up your poop after you in front of the Arc de Triompe or on the steps leading up to Sacre Coeur.

So romantic - Man & his best friend.

Phil, pls book Air Iraq Cargo Class S$99 one way to Paris - CDG for IMChaser asap.

Sporean no need visa. M'sian need visa, french cap required, too.

"Guest", what did you smoke - or drink? :lol::wacko::blink:

I have not so much imagination, and need no slave! ^_^

By the way, Luc Besson's "Danny the Dog" was not a bad movie; good performances by Morgan Freeman and Jet Li.

If my memory is good, the villain was not French?

And once again, I am sure that Singapore would miss Imchaser :unsure: .

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"Guest", what did you smoke - or drink? :lol::wacko::blink:

I have not so much imagination, and need no slave! ^_^

By the way, Luc Besson's "Danny the Dog" was not a bad movie; good performances by Morgan Freeman and Jet Li.

If my memory is good, the villain was not French?

And once again, I am sure that Singapore would miss Imchaser :unsure: .

I no drink, no smoke....ALLERGY

IMC is not slave, he is a maid willing to pls his mdm or sir.

Oh pls, I luv French pastries & the Pear Sorbert at Haagen Dazs & Thick Fat French Sausages. Better than Viennese Sauages.

French product. GOOD! French ppl. GOOD IN BED!!!!!!(happy now?) French cap. KEEPS YOUR HEAD WARM!!!!

Let's just say Malaysia would miss Imchaser lah.

Au revoir!

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OMG jesus mary and oprah. My thread has been hijacked by a Frenchman and a guest that fantasize me being a slave.

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BTW, is your real dad free, too? Ask him to cum along, too? C u!!!

My dad is in heaven, thanks for asking.

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OMG jesus mary and oprah. My thread has been hijacked by a Frenchman and a guest that fantasize me being a slave.

IMCHASER, Auntie Oprah just twittered me to ask you not to put her nxt to 'mary'. She already retired. PLS hor.

May i suggest the following:

'OMG, peter, paul & mary'

'OMG, tom, dick, harry'

'OMG, ah beng, ah seng, ah meng'

'OMG, ah choo, ah lian, ah hua'

'OMG, mee siam, mee rebus, mee goreng'

'OMG, lan chow, chee bye, kachng'

'OMG, Men, Age, a , Trois' (The best)

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have u ever thought of screwing a real women?try one and tell us yr experience .don t tell me u cant even get hard when seeing a real pussy?can always try virgra for help.

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I no drink, no smoke....ALLERGY

IMC is not slave, he is a maid willing to pls his mdm or sir.

Oh pls, I luv French pastries & the Pear Sorbert at Haagen Dazs & Thick Fat French Sausages. Better than Viennese Sauages.

French product. GOOD! French ppl. GOOD IN BED!!!!!!(happy now?) French cap. KEEPS YOUR HEAD WARM!!!!

Let's just say Malaysia would miss Imchaser lah.

Au revoir!

Au revoir!
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have u ever thought of screwing a real women?try one and tell us yr experience .don t tell me u cant even get hard when seeing a real pussy?can always try virgra for help.

i think IMC will sing whitney 'i m every woman' & aretha 'natural woman' to answer your 1st question.

i think IMC will say he does not like abalone.

i think IMC will say he does not need to get hard to enjoy his orgasm.

I think IMC will say "You chow ah beng, viagra is not spelt as virgra. You must be thinking of your VIRgin GRAnny while typing"

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Can I ask you imchaser, why are you so meaN and have acid tounge that makes people sad? Whycant you be nice to people? I mean you"re quite funny and all that, but the moment you type hurtful comments, it turn people off immediately.

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Can I ask you imchaser, why are you so meaN and have acid tounge that makes people sad? Whycant you be nice to people? I mean you"re quite funny and all that, but the moment you type hurtful comments, it turn people off immediately.

Im sorry. Obviously i was jealous of whoever i was being mean to. I would love to tone down my nasty so i can turn u on. Please give me one more chance.

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Can I ask you imchaser, why are you so meaN and have acid tounge that makes people sad? Whycant you be nice to people? I mean you"re quite funny and all that, but the moment you type hurtful comments, it turn people off immediately.

Just read his posts as jokes, intentionally exagerated, and to be taken at "second degree" (how would you say in English?)...
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Im sorry. Obviously i was jealous of whoever i was being mean to. I would love to tone down my nasty so i can turn u on. Please give me one more chance.

Haha okay. :) I Kind of like you now imchaser. You're a nice guy despite what they said. Take care buddy ! :D

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Can I ask you imchaser, why are you so meaN and have acid tounge that makes people sad? Whycant you be nice to people? I mean you"re quite funny and all that, but the moment you type hurtful comments, it turn people off immediately.

You are such a snowflake.

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Imchaser can you post some of your sexy pics here? :P

Why, so u can save it as your screensaver?

For your own good, i cant post my sexy pics here. I dont want any of you to get electrocuted when u trying to lick your computer screen.

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