worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: LGBTQ Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for… I can never get a straight answer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Twist Her Words My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Swallowed A Dictionary I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Shipping Magnate If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes their fortune selling fridges? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: About The Menu… I said to the waitress, “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?” She said, “The men I please are none of your business!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sorry For The Delay I went to the doctor’s today and when I walked in, she said, “I’m sorry about your wait.” I said, “So am I but it’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Valentine’s Day Flowers My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!” I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bathroom Break On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.” A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Homework help... Dad, will you help me with my homework?" "I'm sorry," replied the father. "It wouldn't be right." "Well, " said the boy, "at least you could try." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: An insurance agent's wife was ... An insurance agent's wife was learning to drive when the brakes failed. "What should I do?" she cried. "Brace yourself, and try to hit something cheap." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: My daughter went to a local Taco... My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: At the doctor I went to my doctor yesterday. After a long wait in the outer office, my name was finally called. When I got into the examining room, the nurse pointed to the scale and said, “I need to get your weight today.” I immediately replied, “One hour and 5 minutes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Understanding Cloning My son told me he didn’t understand cloning. I told him, “That makes two of us”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Human Body My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body. I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Favourite Word My favourite word is “Drool”. It sort of rolls off the tongue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Anaesthetic Choice Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Haunted Housemates My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Underwater Pen I have a pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: About My Spine Do you remember the joke I told you recently about my spine? It was about a weak back. I re-labelled all the jars in my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Impressing Girls A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sticky Hair Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 my 33,000 posts Joke: Twin In Prison My twin brother called me from prison. He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Cinema Food If I had a dollar for every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Naval Officer I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sleeping Pet Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try. My goldfish died. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Velcro Inventor The man who invented Velcro died. RIP. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bodybuilder Wife My wife is a body builder. She’s pregnant. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Lost Couch I just lost 20% of my couch. Ouch. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Wooden Shoes I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. Now it’s clogged. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bus Timetables I know an awful lot about bus timetables. I’ve led a sheltered life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Fake Potatoes What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Politician Impersonation I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Welcome Back “Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech… If you’re the best man at your friend’s second wedding. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Working Out Working out is like a drug to me. I don’t do drugs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Insomnia Cure I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia. I won’t rest till I find it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Electron Thief I was arrested the other day for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Hospital Invisibility Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can’t hide? The I. C. U. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bee Buyer I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Missed Calls Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Picked Up by the Fuzz “Hey, lover,” said the hipster to the beautiful chick he’d just met. “Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” “No,” she answered, “but I bet it hurts like hell.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Getting Head Tonight A man approaches a lady at the bar, ready with his best pickup line. "Excuse me, miss?" "Yes?" "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: I Have A Soar Throat A blonde goes to the doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “I have a sore throat.” The doctor gets out his penlight and says, “Open wide.” She says, “I can’t. The chair has arms.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Mysterious Boyfriend My last girlfriend left me for being unnecessarily mysterious… Or did she? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Looking For Money A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So, I got out of bed to look with him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Reggae Band I used to play the triangle in a reggae band… But I quit as it was just one ting after another. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Not A Long Time Nine months isn’t really that long. It only feels like a maternity. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cool Letter Why is the letter B so cool? Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cashless Country What country doesn’t take cash or credit? The Czech Republic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: New Gun I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: For The Money I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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