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Joke: Voodoo Doll

I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

 

Sounding concerned, she said, “No.”

 

I said, “How about now?”

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Joke: Best Years Of Your Life

Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old.

 

Those are the years you’re in your prime.

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Joke: Voodoo Doll

I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

 

Sounding concerned, she said, “No.”

 

I said, “How about now?”

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Valentine’s Day Flowers

My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!”

 

I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Did I Leave My Panties Here?


After returning home from an examination, the young woman phoned her gyneacology’s and asked, “Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?”

He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone, and told her, “I’m afraid they are not here.”

“Sorry to trouble you, doctor,” she said. “I’ll try my dentist.”

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Joke: Thanks But No Thanks
 

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

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