worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: LGBTQ Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for… I can never get a straight answer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Twist Her Words My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Swallowed A Dictionary I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Shipping Magnate If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes their fortune selling fridges? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: About The Menu… I said to the waitress, “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?” She said, “The men I please are none of your business!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sorry For The Delay I went to the doctor’s today and when I walked in, she said, “I’m sorry about your wait.” I said, “So am I but it’s okay, I’ve been fat all my life.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Valentine’s Day Flowers My wife just called me and said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine’s Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!” I replied, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bathroom Break On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers.” A little voice from the back of the room asked, “How will that help?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Homework help... Dad, will you help me with my homework?" "I'm sorry," replied the father. "It wouldn't be right." "Well, " said the boy, "at least you could try." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: An insurance agent's wife was ... An insurance agent's wife was learning to drive when the brakes failed. "What should I do?" she cried. "Brace yourself, and try to hit something cheap." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: My daughter went to a local Taco... My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: At the doctor I went to my doctor yesterday. After a long wait in the outer office, my name was finally called. When I got into the examining room, the nurse pointed to the scale and said, “I need to get your weight today.” I immediately replied, “One hour and 5 minutes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Understanding Cloning My son told me he didn’t understand cloning. I told him, “That makes two of us”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Human Body My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body. I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Favourite Word My favourite word is “Drool”. It sort of rolls off the tongue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Anaesthetic Choice Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Haunted Housemates My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Underwater Pen I have a pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: About My Spine Do you remember the joke I told you recently about my spine? It was about a weak back. I re-labelled all the jars in my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Impressing Girls A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sticky Hair Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 my 33,000 posts Joke: Twin In Prison My twin brother called me from prison. He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Cinema Food If I had a dollar for every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Naval Officer I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite. I’m longing to become a Petty Officer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Sleeping Pet Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try. My goldfish died. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Velcro Inventor The man who invented Velcro died. RIP. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bodybuilder Wife My wife is a body builder. She’s pregnant. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Lost Couch I just lost 20% of my couch. Ouch. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Wooden Shoes I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet. Now it’s clogged. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bus Timetables I know an awful lot about bus timetables. I’ve led a sheltered life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Fake Potatoes What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Politician Impersonation I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Welcome Back “Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech… If you’re the best man at your friend’s second wedding. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Working Out Working out is like a drug to me. I don’t do drugs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Insomnia Cure I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia. I won’t rest till I find it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Electron Thief I was arrested the other day for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Hospital Invisibility Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can’t hide? The I. C. U. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Bee Buyer I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Missed Calls Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Picked Up by the Fuzz “Hey, lover,” said the hipster to the beautiful chick he’d just met. “Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” “No,” she answered, “but I bet it hurts like hell.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: Getting Head Tonight A man approaches a lady at the bar, ready with his best pickup line. "Excuse me, miss?" "Yes?" "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 23, 2021 Posted September 23, 2021 Joke: I Have A Soar Throat A blonde goes to the doctor’s office, sits down, and says, “I have a sore throat.” The doctor gets out his penlight and says, “Open wide.” She says, “I can’t. The chair has arms.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Mysterious Boyfriend My last girlfriend left me for being unnecessarily mysterious… Or did she? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Looking For Money A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So, I got out of bed to look with him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Reggae Band I used to play the triangle in a reggae band… But I quit as it was just one ting after another. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Not A Long Time Nine months isn’t really that long. It only feels like a maternity. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cool Letter Why is the letter B so cool? Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: Cashless Country What country doesn’t take cash or credit? The Czech Republic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: New Gun I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 24, 2021 Posted September 24, 2021 Joke: For The Money I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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