worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: I'd Be Coming Too A woman comments to a man about his shirt. "That shirt looks very becoming on you," she says. The man replies, "I'd be coming too, if I were on you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: A Rabbit Tail What do you get when you eat a rabbit? You get a hare in your mouth Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Hard Work When I was young, I was poor... But after many years of hard work, I am no longer young. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Wife Introduction My wife gets angry… That I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Water Bed How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Polite Builder What do you call a polite man who builds bridges? A civil engineer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Talking Sushi What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met? Wasabi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Shortest Sentence The shortest sentence is “I am.” The longest sentence is “I do.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Cannibal Date I told my friend a cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie. He asked, “Gladiator?” I said, “No, I really miss her.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Medieval Servant I just Googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”. It came back with “Page not found”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Christmas Time Off I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Hive Exit What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Three Times My friend said he’d seen another guy put his arms around my girlfriend three times. I said I didn’t believe him. Nobody’s got arms that long. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Anti-Gloating Cream I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can’t wait to rub it in. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Miley Cyrus What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Broke Student In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Buying Flowers My wife complained that I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Serious Opportunity I said to my boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.” My boss replied, “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” I said, “Okay, I have a serious drinking opportunity.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Archery I was going to give archery a try… But there are too many drawbacks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Shopping List My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out. I can’t read a word now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Taking Things Literally The interviewer said to me, “Your resume says you take things too literally.” I said, “When the hell did my resume learn to talk? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Naughty Rainbows Where do naughty rainbows go? Prism. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Cyclops Brothers Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Animal Breeding Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? It’s eeleagle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Binary A friend asked me if I knew anything about 1s and 0s. I told him I knew a bit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Not Yet A three-year old boy examined his testicles in the bath. “Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: State Of The Art My Dad was bragging about his hearing aid. “State of the art,” he said. “Cost me a fortune.” “Awesome,” I said, “What type is it?” “Two thirty,” he replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: State Of The Art My Dad was bragging about his hearing aid. “State of the art,” he said. “Cost me a fortune.” “Awesome,” I said, “What type is it?” “Two thirty,” he replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Staircase Book I’ve written a book about falling down a staircase. It’s a step-by-step guide. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Black Hole Picture If you aren’t impressed with the picture of the first black hole… You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Fragrance Factory I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories. Makes scents. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Cutting Ties I decided to cut ties with all the people weighing me down. My climbing partner didn’t appreciate it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Skip Intro The skip intro button on Netflix is so cool. I wish Tinder had it too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Unsuccessful Harvest Why did the farmer decide to try a career in music after an unsuccessful harvest? Because he had a ton of sick beets. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Where Were You? A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?” I replied, “Kindergarten.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Mixed Vegetables & Fruits How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower? Melancholy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Police Interview I just said, “No comment” all the way through the police interview. I didn’t get the job. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Bargain I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant. She said, “Thanks Dad. That means a great deal.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Liquor Store Help I was in a liquor store and an employee asked me, “Do you need help?” I said, “Yes, but I’m going to get whiskey instead.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Broken Records I broke two of my Dad’s Queen records. Now I want to break three. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Russian Roulette I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids… In one ear, out the other. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Big Mistake My dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday. He buried someone in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Favourite Things My three favourite things are eating my family… And not using commas. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Sand Eating Witch What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: One In Three Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Wandering Caveman What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Kids’ Beds My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that gender kids’ beds.” I said, “Like a boycott?” She said, “Don’t you start.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Good Time Girl I met a girl at a club the other night who said she’d show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40-meter dash in just 4.5 seconds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Eating Friends What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 22, 2021 Posted September 22, 2021 Joke: Under Pressure Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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