worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Best Vowel My wife and I had an argument about which vowel was most important. I won. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Negativity Jar Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in… It’s currently half empty… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Job Offer I was offered a job today but I turned it down because they were only willing to pay me in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Limbo Stick Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. How low can you go? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Salmon Clothes My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Diamond Or Ladder What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond? The latter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Credit Card My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull. It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Expensive Car I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Murder Weapon Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Arnie Doll Where do you keep Arnold Schwarzenegger dolls in a store? Aisle B, back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Artificial Leg I just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Couples Therapy The couples’ therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?” My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.” I said, “My truck.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Computer Virus My computer’s got Miley Virus. It’s stopped twerking. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Do You Smoke? A prostitute says to a man, “Do you smoke after sex?” The man thinks for a moment, and then he says, “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Fish Cakes A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm. “Do you make fish cakes?” he asked. “Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger. “Great,” said the man, “It’s his birthday.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 20, 2021 Posted September 20, 2021 Joke: Bohemian Rhapsody I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Excuse My French When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Shipping Magnate If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes their fortune selling fridges? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Swallowed A Dictionary I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Twist Her Words My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: LGBTQ Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for… I can never get a straight answer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Clever Hen I’ve got a hen who can count her own eggs. She’s a mathamachicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: No Surprise Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Astronomy Obsession My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Albino Dalmatian I just spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Too Many Dogs What’s the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs? Roverdose. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Organ Transplants For years I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Farm Girl How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: One Or Two Words Why is boyfriend one word but best friend is two words? Because your best friend gives you space when you need it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Baby Astronaut How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Bucket List All of my friends have such expansive bucket lists. Mine is just a little pail, in comparison. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Office Security Guard My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Jellyfish Sting My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So, I peed on it and said, “That’s for stinging my wife!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Pun Entry Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Say No To Drugs The saying, “Say no to drugs” has always made me laugh. If you’re talking to drugs, it’s probably too late to say no to them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: New Stairlift I asked my grandmother how she’s enjoying her new stairlift. She said, “It’s driving me up the wall.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Unintended Sayings I hate autocorrect. It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Glasses Thief A warning to the person who stole my glasses. I have contacts! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Asked To Leave The bouncer said to me, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” I said, “Why?” They said, “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Rare Disease The doctor looked at my test results and said, “Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease.” I said, “How rare?” He said, “You pick the name.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Undercover Cop Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform. I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Listening Skills I asked my girlfriend to rate my listening skills. She said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” I still don’t understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: About The Menu… I said to the waitress, “Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?” She said, “The men I please are none of your business!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Done Eating How do you know when a hooker is done eating? When there is a belt buckle on her forehead. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Watch that Sleeve A man in a bar slipped off his jacket and slung it over the back of his chair. One of the sleeves hit a woman sitting behind him. “Watch what you are doing with that sleeve,” she complained. “It’s all right,” the man said. “There’s no ‘arm in it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: My Job I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Incoming Projectiles I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Back Together Again My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN, I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Writing A Book I’m writing a book in fifth person... So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 21, 2021 Posted September 21, 2021 Joke: Wife's Ultimatum My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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