worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Killer Butts What has two butts and kills people? An assassin. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Stick Together What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Friendly Ion What’s the friendliest polyatomic ion? Bromate. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Not What I Expected I watched the movie Scarface last night. It’s quite a misleading title; I mean, the guy knew nothing about scarfs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: That Didn’t Take Long! A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Wheel Boss I rang the bicycle factory and asked to speak to whoever was in charge of wheels. The person who answered said they weren’t there. I said, “Okay, who are you?” They said, “His spokes person”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: Eskimo House How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: Funny Word Asparagus is a funny word. It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone called Gus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: Low Blood Pressure My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure. He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: I’m Not Tight-Fisted My friends accused me of being tight-fisted, so to prove them wrong I bought them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: Snake Con My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves. Looks like the boa cons tricked her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: Can’t See My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m going. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 5, 2021 Posted October 5, 2021 Joke: 80s Pop Music The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s pop music!” I said, “Yikes, what’s The Cure?” He said, “Oh my Goodness, it’s worse than I thought!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Love Eye Jokes I love eye jokes. The cornea the better. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Split Up My wife and I have split up over my obsession with horoscope jokes. In the end its Taurus apart. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Best Served Cold Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: 50th Birthday Card As I handed my Dad, his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said… “You know, one would have been enough.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Lack Of Empathy My wife has accused me of not having any empathy. I don’t understand why she feels that way. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: New Job I’ve just got a new job as senior director at Old MacDonald’s farm. I’m the CIEIO. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Getting Heavy After kissing a girl on her sofa, she said, “Let’s take this upstairs.” “Okay” I said, ” You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Just A Phase My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Chopping Wood “How long have you been chopping wood for?” “I’m not sure. Let me check the logs.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: It Could Have Been Me I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, “Wow! That could have been me!” Then I remembered I can’t drive a bus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Exotic Food A new restaurant has opened in my town, serving the meat of exotic animals. I just had the pelican. It was delicious but the bill was enormous Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Joke: Exactly! The doctor said to me, “Do you know you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?” I said, “I can’t say I’m surprised.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: What A Roast! My friend said to me, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.” It was a third-degree burn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Strange Disease The doctor told me I had onomatopoeia. I said, “What’s that?” He said, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Laughter Frequency At what frequency does laughter become painful? 1 gigglehurts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Crime Spree There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Anything You Say A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: 20 Eyed Spider What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Mad Wife My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can’t seem to let it go. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Near Misses I’ve never been married. But I’ve had a few near Mrs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Average Monster What do you call an average looking monster? Mediogre. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: I’d Never Do That I like dillos, but I don’t support giving them guns. I would never armadillo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: You Are What You Eat… They say you are what you eat… Today I bought some ready to eat chicken and sure enough, I was ready to eat chicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Sea Turtles A guy walks into library and asks for a book on sea turtles. The librarian asks, “Hard back?” The guy replies, “Yeah, little heads too.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 Joke: Constipated Or Not? I said to the doctor, “I feel constepatid!!” He said, “I think you mean constipated.” I said, “No, I just had a vowel movement.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Uninteresting Relationship My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. When we separated 3 years later, she returned exactly $100. I lost interest in that relationship. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Dangerous Music A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health. Because of the unusually high Mercury content. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Are We Pyromaniacs? “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?” “Yes, we arson.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: A Condom and A Stiff What do a condom and a coffin have in common? Both hold stiffs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: A Drink Around Here Where do bicycles go for a drink around here? Handle bars. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Last Night My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'... I must've been Tolkien in my sleep. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: The Time Traveller A bartender says, "We don't serve time travellers in here!” A time traveller walks into a bar Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Getting Married Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Joke: Grudge Pregnancy A man told the doctor, "My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it." The doctor said, "It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy." "What’s a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man. The doctor replied, "Well, somebody’s obviously had it in for you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: Words That Upset Rabbits What do you call words that upset rabbits? They're called 'Hare Triggers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: The Cat Phenomenon When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats... This phenomenon is known as many-paws Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: Dressed Up Fish My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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