worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Combine Harvester Thief Police say that the man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it… Has been bailed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Hides In The Corner Every time my doorbell rings, my dog hides in the corner. He’s a Boxer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Mind Your Language I stubbed my toe and my Mom shouted at me for yelling, “What the duck!” She was angry that I used fowl language. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Better Without Glasses I told a girl she looked better without her glasses on. She said I also look better without her glasses on. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: Scientific Study Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: German Game What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other? Gluten tag Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: Cloning Business I quit my job to start a cloning business and it’s been great. I love being my own boss. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: Pillow Thief To the thief who stole my pillow, know this… I will not rest until I find you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: Strange Breakfast My wife has started eating Kinder Eggs for breakfast. She’s full of surprises. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: How Much? How much does a dragon weigh? Depends on the scales. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 Joke: Sexy Underwear! I just caught a glimpse of my wife wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. Today is laundry day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Hippie’s Wife What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: History I’ve just spotted my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum. I’m not going to go and say hi though. There’s too much history between us. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Mary Poppins Restaurant I ate at the Mary Poppins Restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Relatives If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative… Announce that you won the lottery and you’ll quickly find relatives you never knew you had! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: What’s Going On? If I had a dime for every time, I didn’t understand what’s going on… I’d be like, “Why y’all keep giving me all these dimes?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Cheesy! What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella? A cheesy pick-up line. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Where Did You Get It? People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Joke: Worst Case Ever! I went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.” He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Nice Introduction How did the butcher introduce his wife? “Meet Patty.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Observation Bias I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results where exactly as I expected. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Cat Shelter I used to work at a cat shelter but I had to quit. They reduced meowers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Human Cloning If I don’t perfect human cloning… I won’t be able to live with myself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Learning Braille I asked my Dad, what it was like learning Braille, but he didn’t want to tell me. I didn’t realize it was such a touchy subject. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Spoiled Kids My wife said to me, “Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?” I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Baker I used to know a baker who had red hair. He was a ginger bread man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Blind Folded Archery Have you ever tried blind folded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: Eat Your Food! My mum used to feed my brother and I by saying, “Here comes the train”, and we always used to eat it straight away. Otherwise, she wouldn’t untie us from the tracks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 Joke: It Used To Be Free! Remember as a child when air for your bike was free? Now it’s $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said, “Inflation.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: PDF Files What program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: A Sticky Situation I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Probably Not Safe It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Nice Find! I found a hat with $17.50 in it. I thought this other guy was going to pick it up. But he was too busy juggling. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Broken Finger I broke my finger today. But on the other hand, I’m completely fine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Hipster Drowned Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Stupid Name Fortnite is such a stupid name for a game. It’s just too weak. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Just The Way I Like It I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: More Bang For Your Buck I bought a grenade today. Things went horribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2021 Report Share Posted October 2, 2021 Joke: Marriage Phobia The doctor told me I might have a marriage phobia and asked if I thought I had any symptoms. I said, “I can’t say I do.” He said, “Yeah, that’s the main one.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: Doesn’t Need Glasses My grandfather is 85 and he still doesn’t need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: Hard To Cope The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: Weird Bullets Bullets are really weird. They only do their job after they’re fired. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: Chemist Arrested Why was the chemist arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his wife. That’s a salt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: Soup Lover When I was little, my Dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it. I didn’t really – he was just putting words in my mouth. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: When It Gets Bad … I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad… I take something for it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Joke: So That’s Why Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Bad Impression My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry… I’ll return. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Previous Name What was Oman called before it officially become a nation? Oboy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Free Chimney I’m giving away my chimney for free. It’s on the house. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Joke: Winter Bees Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? Swarm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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