worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Hive Exit What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Broken Barometer Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: My Wish Is To Live Forever I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets it's head out of it's ass!" "You crafty little bastard," said the fairy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Downloading Wikipedia Officer: “I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “No wait! I can explain everything!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Broke Student In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Buying Flowers My wife complained that I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Archery I was going to give archery a try… But there are too many drawbacks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Shopping List My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out. I can’t read a word now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Taking Things Literally The interviewer said to me, “Your resume says you take things too literally.” I said, “When the hell did my resume learn to talk?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Cyclops Brothers Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Naughty Rainbows Where do naughty rainbows go? Prism. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Joke: Who Gave You 50 Cents? An old couple was short of cash, so the husband decided to send his wife out to the streets to earn some extra money. The old girl was gone for 4 days and she came home looking exhausted and put $149.50 on the table. Her husband said, "Which miserable sob gave you 50 cents?" She replied, "They all did." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Iron Man What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: I’m A Supermarket Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a supermarket. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was Lidl. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 The 33,333th Post Joke: Red Hair Baby The gyneacologist is surprised to see one of his patient’s husbands in his waiting room. “What can I do for you Mr. Doyle?” the doctor asks. “I’m worried because our new baby has red hair.” “Why is that such a concern?” “I have black hair, my wife has black hair and all four of our parents have black hair.” “How often do you have sex?” asks the doctor. “Oh, I guess about twice a year,” Doyle says, sheepishly. “That explains it,” says the doctor. “The red hair is from rust.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: State Of The Art My Dad was bragging about his hearing aid. “State of the art,” he said. “Cost me a fortune.” “Awesome,” I said, “What type is it?” “Two thirty,” he replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Wife Introduction My wife gets angry… That I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Water Bed How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Staircase Book I’ve written a book about falling down a staircase. It’s a step-by-step guide. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Polite Builder What do you call a polite man who builds bridges? A civil engineer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Joke: Where Were You? A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?” I replied, “Kindergarten.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Animal Breeding Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? It’s eeleagle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Black Hole Picture If you aren’t impressed with the picture of the first black hole… You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Cutting Ties I decided to cut ties with all the people weighing me down. My climbing partner didn’t appreciate it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Skip Intro The skip intro button on Netflix is so cool. I wish Tinder had it too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Mixed Vegetables & Fruits How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower? Melancholy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Police Interview I just said, “No comment” all the way through the police interview. I didn’t get the job. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Bargain I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant. She said, “Thanks Dad. That means a great deal.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Big Mistake My dad lost his job at the cemetery yesterday. He buried someone in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Joke: Not Yet A three year old boy examined his testicles in the bath. “Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Pillow Fight Never challenge Death to a pillow fight… Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Damp Room What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A humidifire. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Simplifying Fractions I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions. Oh well, hindsight is 1. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Eating Friends What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Good Time Girl I met a girl at a club the other night who said she’d show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40-meter dash in just 4.5 seconds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Kids’ Beds My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that gender kids’ beds.” I said, “Like a boycott?” She said, “Don’t you start.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: School Report My mum said, “I’m not happy with your school report.” I said, “Okay.” She said, “I want more As.” I replied, “OKAAAAAAAAAY.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Under Pressure Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Posted October 20, 2021 Joke: Excuse My French When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Sand Eating Witch What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: One In Three Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Exchange Numbers I was talking to a girl in a bar last night and she said, “Hey, let’s exchange numbers.” I said, “Won’t that confuse people who are trying to call us?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Tuxedo Store The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Bunch Of Celery Every morning, I find that somebody has quietly put a bunch of celery on my front door step. I think I’m being stalked. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Favourite Things My three favourite things are eating my family… And not using commas. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Strange Job My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first, it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Brown Bread I didn’t eat anything other than brown bread for dinner. That was my wholemeal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 Joke: Different Clothes My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Tectonic Plate What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another tectonic plate? Sorry, my fault. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Work Perk I had a row with my boss yesterday lunchtime. One of the perks of working near a boating lake… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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