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Joke: We Deliver
 

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year...and you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "Didn't I mention? We deliver anywhere..."

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Joke: I've Lost My Wife


The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Serious Opportunity

I said to my boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.”

 

My boss replied, “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”

 

I said, “Okay, I have a serious drinking opportunity.”

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Golden Gate Bridge

My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

 

She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it at last?”

 

I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it.”

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