worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: Queen's Work Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter? Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: What I Wanted Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?" Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: Pride People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him. And sure enough he was eaten by his favourite lion last Friday. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: We Deliver The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year...and you want to know how I made $80,000?" "It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife." "Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "Didn't I mention? We deliver anywhere..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Joke: I've Lost My Wife The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Free Space With Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Strip Club I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open. The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Car Robbers While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything. They were pirates of the car I be in. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Son’s Train Set I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Law Student What do a law student and a recovering alcoholic have in common? They both have to pass the bar. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Average Height The average height of a dwarf is 3 feet. That’s a little gnome fact. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Bald Friend My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can’t part with it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Hard Of Hearing Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven’t heard from him since. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 Joke: Relationship Game My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Globe Seller I recently bumped into the man who sold me my antique globe. It’s a small world. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Crowbar Did you know that before the crowbar was invented… Most crows drank at home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Aluminium Foil What happens when you eat aluminium foil? You sheet metal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Laundry Argument My wife and I were up all night arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry. At 2 am, I folded. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Vodka I didn’t think vodka could help my problems. But it was worth a shot. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Anti-Gloating Cream I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can’t wait to rub it in. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Miley Cyrus What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Serious Opportunity I said to my boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.” My boss replied, “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” I said, “Okay, I have a serious drinking opportunity.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Joke: Random Letters Me: I’m terrified of random letters! Therapist: You are? Me: [screams] Therapist: I see. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Pregnant Wife After trying for a week, my wife just told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Army Baker My grandfather was a baker in the army. He went in all buns glazing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Demolition Expert The best job I ever had was as a demolition expert. It was a blast. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Good Thieves Why are good thieves so relaxed? Because they take things easy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Melancholy Robot What do you call a melancholy robot? A sigh-borg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Cold Weather I prefer cold weather… But only to a certain degree. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Joke: Golden Gate Bridge My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it at last?” I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Talking Sushi What did sushi A say to sushi B when they met? Wasabi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Cannibal Date I told my friend a cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie. He asked, “Gladiator?” I said, “No, I really miss her.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Shortest Sentence The shortest sentence is “I am.” The longest sentence is “I do.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Medieval Servant I just Googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”. It came back with “Page not found”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Binary A friend asked me if I knew anything about 1s and 0s. I told him I knew a bit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 Joke: Fragrance Factory I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories. Makes scents. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) the 33,300 posts Joke: Unsuccessful Harvest Why did the farmer decide to try a career in music after an unsuccessful harvest? Because he had a ton of sick beets. Edited October 13, 2021 by worldangel Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Midwife For Sale Midwife for sale. Can deliver. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Golf Buggy Driving a golf buggy isn’t as easy as it looks… But I’ve finally got it down to a tee. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Chess Player I went to lunch with a champion chess player. It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Ice Cream Lessons Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: McDonald’s McDonald’s tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed. Hopefully, they’ve learned from their McSteaks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: That’s His Story My author friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. Still, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Lost Superpowers Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 Joke: Something Hard My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on. I don’t know why she got so mad at me. It’s pretty hard to write on sand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: A Shrimp on Your Piano What’s worse than having a shrimp on your piano? Having a crab on your organ! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Lobster Tails Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. So, I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Christmas Time Off I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Airport Jokes I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted October 15, 2021 Posted October 15, 2021 Joke: Bonsai Trees What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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