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Joke: That Didn’t Take Long!

A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

 

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

 

It was a brief case.

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Joke: Wheel Boss

I rang the bicycle factory and asked to speak to whoever was in charge of wheels.

 

The person who answered said they weren’t there.

 

I said, “Okay, who are you?”

 

They said, “His spokes person”.

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Joke: 80s Pop Music

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s pop music!”

 

I said, “Yikes, what’s The Cure?”

 

He said, “Oh my Goodness, it’s worse than I thought!”

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Joke: Getting Married
 

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Joke: Grudge Pregnancy


A man told the doctor, "My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it."

The doctor said, "It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy."

"What’s a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man.

The doctor replied, "Well, somebody’s obviously had it in for you."

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