worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Respect Her Privacy My wife thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough. At least, that’s what it says in her diary. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Floating Dog I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well. He’s a very good buoy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Large Photo Frame My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo. Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: iPhone I threw an iPhone into a lake the other day. It’s still syncing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Line Of Dolls My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Every Time I Breathe A Lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?” “Really” he says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: What Sort of Girl Old business man to a beautiful young model, "Would you consider sleeping with me for a million dollars?" “Hmmm. Yes, I think I would," she says. "Well," he says, "how about five dollars then?" “How dare you! What sort of girl do you think I am?” "Honey, we’ve already established that. Now we are just fixing on the price." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Doing Back Flips Yo, momma so short… She can do back flips under the bed! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: In Your Pants Man: "Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants!" Woman: "Sorry, but there's already one asshole in there!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Worst Day of My Life Two bats are hanging upside down in a cave. The first bat asks the second, “Do you remember the worst day of your life?” “I sure do," began the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Are You A Captain? Guy: Are you a Captain? Girl: No. Guy: Cause my privates are under your command! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Weird OCD My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Comic Books All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page. I have to draw my own conclusions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Vegan Grace How does a vegan begin grace before a meal? Lettuce pray. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: Only A Number I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: What's That Hanging on the Hook? The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises, coming from the shop. He tiptoed downstairs and observed that his 21-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and was masturbating with a liverwurst. He sighed and tiptoed back to bed. The next morning, one of his customers came in and asked for some liverwurst. The butcher explained that he did not have any. The woman was annoyed. She pointed and said, “No liverwurst, eh? Well, what’s that hanging on the hook right over there?” The embarrassed butcher frowned at her and replied, “That, lady, is my new son-in-law.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joke: The Latex Factory Tour A tour group is being guided through a factory that manufactures all types of rubber products, everything from tires to rubber bands. The highlight of the tour is watching the latex condoms being peeled off the penis-shape molds, rolled up, and slipped into foil packets. The guests are surprised, however, to notice that every so often, before the condoms are packaged, a man with a pin takes a random rubber off the assembly line and pokes a tiny hole in it. One of the visitors cries out in shock to the tour guide, “Hey, why is he doing that? Don’t they know that those pinholes will cause thousands of unwanted pregnancies?” “Yeah,” says the tour guide, “but just think of what it does for our ‘nipple’ division!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: One Hit Wonder I often wonder if the guy who came up with the term, “One Hit Wonder”… Came up with any other phrases. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Opposite Of Night I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. But, in the end, I just had to call it a day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Art Thief A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris. He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas. He said, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Weight Gain Competition I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously, it wasn’t called that. It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’ Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Hole Was Too Small While traveling in West Virginia a man noticed an old gentleman standing in his front yard with a shovel in his hand wiping the sweat from his brow crying. Concerned, the man stopped and asked him what was wrong. "I just got finished burying Old Blue. The best old dog I ever had," he sobbed. Looking around at six holes dug, the man asked him why he had to dig six holes to bury one dog. He said "Boy, don't you know nuthin! The first five holes were too small." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Three Times My friend said he’d seen another guy put his arms around my girlfriend three times. I said I didn’t believe him. Nobody’s got arms that long. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Disgusting Habits My wife just threatened to leave me because of my “Filthy and disgusting habits.” I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Constipated Or Not? I said to the doctor, “I feel constepatid!!” He said, “I think you mean constipated.” I said, “No, I just had a vowel movement.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Topless Sunbathing My wife hates it when our next door’s neighbour sunbathes topless in her yard. Personally, I’m on the fence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Uninteresting Relationship My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. When we separated 3 years later, she returned exactly $100. I lost interest in that relationship. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Broken Bridges Broken bridges really annoy me. I just can’t get over them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Religious Movement I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative. I’m about to start a religious movement. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Hot Wheels Police attending an incident returned to their car to find all four wheels had been stolen. Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Take Your Pick My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?” I said I’d take either/oar. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Basically Free It only costs 1c to get into our local aquarium, so long as you’re camping or dressed as a dolphin. To all in tents and porpoises, it’s free. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Travel Iron Bought one of those travelling irons yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 26, 2021 Report Share Posted September 26, 2021 Joke: Hide And Seek Tournament I’ve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy. Good players are hard to find. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Dinosaur Dental Hygiene What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: IKEA Interview I went for a job interview at IKEA today. When I got there, the interviewer said, “Welcome! Come in and make a seat.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Go Ahead! I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic. He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Liquidation My friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. He now sells smoothies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Thief! To the guy who stole my antidepressants… I hope you’re happy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Have A Chat Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver? He wanted to have a manta-man talk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Infectious Smile I went on a date with a woman whose online profile said she had an “infectious smile”. She had cold sores. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: You’re Fired! I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: Cool Grandpa This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I said, “Who is this guy?” My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 Joke: How Did He Know? The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.” I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!” He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Good Thieves Why are good thieves so relaxed? Because they take things easy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Demolition Expert The best job I ever had was as a demolition expert. It was a blast. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Army Baker My grandfather was a baker in the army. He went in all buns glazing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Pregnant Wife After trying for a week, my wife just told me that she is pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Charismatic Surgeon My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I’ve ever met. He’s a real smooth operator. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 Joke: Two Deodorants I think it’s best to wear two different deodorants, one for each armpit. But that’s just my two scents. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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