worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Fencing I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to take up fencing. The neighbours said they’ll call the police if I don’t put it back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Happily Married? A recent study has revealed that 58% of marriages end in misery. The other 42% end in divorce. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Obese Parrot My obese parrot just died. Sad, but it’s a weight off my shoulders. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Mailman Sex Change My mailman got a sex change. I guess you’d call him a post-man now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Blindfolded I bought a blindfold yesterday… I’m not sure why, I can’t see myself wearing it Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Cannon Fodder My Dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show. They couldn’t find another man of his caliber. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Joke: Magic Act I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First, I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil. Then… hey… pesto! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Cold Angry Man What did the cold and angry man have for dinner? A BrrrrGrrrrr. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Upbringing My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Crystal Clear Urine What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Space Currency What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Funny Bones What did one bone say to another bone? Let’s meet up and share a joint. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Dinosaur For Lunch How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Dinosaur For Lunch How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Joke: Smoke Machines A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops. I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Charismatic Surgeon My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I’ve ever met. He’s a real smooth operator. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Captured Vegans I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they’re vegan. They keep shouting, “Lettuce leaf!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Racist Scientists What club do racist scientists join? The Potassium Potassium Potassium. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Silly Name My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name. But I called her Bluff. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Questioning Sexuality If you’re questioning your sexuality… You probably aren’t thinking straight. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Saving Ammo In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo. All the other paintball players started freaking out though. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Repeat Infractions I said to the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus!” He said, “Repeat infractions?” I said, “Okay, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Joke: Big Bang At the end of my physics lecture, I asked my professor, “Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?” He replied, “Sorry. No time.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Not Glamorous Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job… But at least it puts food on the table. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Butt Crack What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack? Silicon Valley. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Sad Mexicans What do sad Mexicans wear? Sombereros. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Dog Catchers How are dog catchers paid? By the pound. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Snowballs My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son. On top of that, I’m also banned from the maternity ward. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Flat-earthers There’s a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They’ll be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Overcoming Addiction I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Joke: Earliest Memory My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses. Life before that was a blur. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Lip Reading Business I don’t advertise my lip-reading business. It’s all word of mouth. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Existential Crisis If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I’ve ever had… Does money even matter? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Satanic Pizza What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza? The Anti-crust. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Dinosaur For Lunch How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Day Ends In ‘Y’ A cute girl at work said she’d only go on a date with me on a day that doesn’t end in ‘Y’. I said, “Great! I’ll pick you up tomorrow!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Dinosaur Farts Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They described it as a blast from the past. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Morning Jog Every morning for the past six months, I’ve announced loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I haven’t. It’s a running joke. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Hot Co-worker After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Joke: Elevator Man I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: No Big Thing The attractive young college junior was filing a report with the campus police regarding her encounter with an exhibitionist. “Those nuts always seem to bother the nicest, most innocent girls,” one officer said sympathetically. “I’m terribly sorry you were exposed to this experience.” “Oh, that’s all right,” said the undergrad. “It was really no big thing.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: No Minus Button I just noticed the minus button is missing from my calculator. I guess it won’t make any difference. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: One-armed Karate What do you call a one-armed man doing karate? Partial arts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: Hearing Aid I sent my hearing aid in for repair 3 weeks ago. I’ve heard nothing since. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: Dropped Ironing My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed. I watched it all unfold. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: Cheapskate My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I’m not buying it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: A Night In Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar… She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Joke: Liquor Store Help I was in a liquor store and an employee asked me, “Do you need help?” I said, “Yes, but I’m going to get whiskey instead.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Broken Records I broke two of my Dad’s Queen records. Now I want to break three. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Russian Roulette I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids… In one ear, out the other. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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