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Joke: My Wish Is To Live Forever


I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets it's head out of it's ass!"

"You crafty little bastard," said the fairy.

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Who Gave You 50 Cents?


An old couple was short of cash, so the husband decided to send his wife out to the streets to earn some extra money.

The old girl was gone for 4 days and she came home looking exhausted and put $149.50 on the table. Her husband said, "Which miserable sob gave you 50 cents?"

She replied, "They all did."

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Red Hair Baby


The gyneacologist is surprised to see one of his patient’s husbands in his waiting room. “What can I do for you Mr. Doyle?” the doctor asks.

“I’m worried because our new baby has red hair.”

“Why is that such a concern?”

“I have black hair, my wife has black hair and all four of our parents have black hair.”

“How often do you have sex?” asks the doctor.

“Oh, I guess about twice a year,” Doyle says, sheepishly.

“That explains it,” says the doctor. “The red hair is from rust.”

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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