worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Beyoncé I told my wife that I’ve always had a bit of a thing for Beyoncé. “Whatever floats your boat”, she said. I said, “No, that’s buoyancy”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Government Offer The government offered to buy my guns from me. But after a thorough background check of the buyer, I’m not comfortable with selling weapons to organized crime. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Cardi B Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor. Her name is Cardi O. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Final Wish Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you. Genue: weurd but alrught. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Weekend Plans My friend asked me, “What are your plans for the weekend?” I said, “I’m going to buy glasses.” She said, “And then what?” I replied, “Then I’ll see.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Office Award For the 10th year in a row, my co-workers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office. I can’t tell you how much this award means to me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Talk About It If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen… The door is always open. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Dad Bod I don’t have a “Dad bod”. I have a father figure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Seafood A blind person was eating seafood. It didn’t help. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Happy Wife I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a pair of diamond earrings.” So I got her nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Polite Football Players What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsmanship. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Stupid People Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid? Luckily, I’m in the other 5%. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Childbirth Name I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery. It should have been called takeout instead. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Forgetful Pig What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: The Big Apple We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the… Minneapolis. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Cropduster Airplanes What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes? A re-seeding airline. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: One Rooster Why doesn’t any man need more than one rooster? A cock-a-dude’ll do. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Parking I said to my doctor, “I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!” She said, “That’s not how ADHD works.” I said, “But I keep losing my Focus!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: I Strongly Suspect A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?" The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect it'd be your parents." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Now Everyone Has It "Doctor,” said the man on the phone, “my son has scarlet fever!” “Yes, I know,” replied the doctor. “I came by your house and treated him yesterday. Just keep him away from the others in the house and…” “But you don’t understand,” said the troubled parent. “He’s kissed the maid!” “Well, that’s unfortunate. Now we’ll probably have to quarantine her…” “And, doctor, I’m afraid I’ve kissed the girl myself.” “This is getting complicated. That means you may have contracted the disease.” “Yes, and I’ve kissed my wife since then.” “Great,” exclaimed the doctor, “now I’ll catch it too!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Asking the Doctor A man went to his doctor. When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?” “Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box. “Will this be big enough? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Rude Customer I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. \ The look on his face was priceless. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Poor Coca Cola Nobody ever asks how Coca Cola is doing. It’s always, “Is Pepsi okay?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Sentenced To Death As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five. But he left me hanging. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Say Mucho I’ve been saying “Mucho” to all of my Mexican friends. It means a lot to them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Passive Aggressive Club The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is… …you know what? Never mind. It’s FINE. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: School Nickname My nickname at school was Scarface. I was really good at knitting Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Unarmed Developers Why don’t developers carry guns? They have troubleshooting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Math Teacher I’ve decided to become a math teacher, but I’m only going to teach subtraction. I just want to make a difference. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Solar Eclipse I said, “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” He replied, “No sun.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Horse Walks Into Bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey!” The horse says, “Yes, please!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Group Of Crows Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder? Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Cowboy Joints Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Toilet Paper Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: New House I was showing my friend my new house. “So this is my house,” I said. He said, “What’s upstairs?” I said, “Stairs don’t talk.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Laughing Stock If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s pretty humerus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Untruthful Friend My friend called me and said, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” I drove all the way to his house just to find out he’s just a big lyre. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: One Loaf How do you feed 1,000 people with one loaf of bread? You cut the ends and now you have endless bread. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Idiot Number What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot? Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Staring Competition People who practice for staring competitions… Need to take a good long look at themselves in the mirror. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Shoe Video I took a video of my shoe yesterday. It was some pretty good footage Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Strange Date I was on a date with this really beautiful girl. Well, it wasn’t a date, date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Sundial Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?” Dad hands son a phone… Dad: “Ok, now just call someone.” Son: “Why can’t you do it?” Dad: “Because that would be a daddial.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Hanging Baskets My business making and selling hanging baskets has just gone bust. It’s sad really, they looked great with Pansies, Lobelias and Marigolds. Sadly, no Fuchsia in it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Prosthetic Implants As a dentist, I only get paid for each prosthetic implant I complete. Nothing dentured, nothing gained. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Work Nickname My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.” It’s not my first choice, but I’m okay with it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Rich Pharaoh How did the pharaoh get so rich? He was running a huge pyramid scheme. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: College Slave Why did the slave go to college? So, he could pick-up his Master’s degree. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Mysterious Boyfriend My last girlfriend left me for being unnecessarily mysterious… Or did she? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Looking For Money A thief broke into my house last night looking for money. So, I got out of bed to look with him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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