worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Reggae Band I used to play the triangle in a reggae band… But I quit as it was just one ting after another. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Not A Long Time Nine months isn’t really that long. It only feels like a maternity. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Cool Letter Why is the letter B so cool? Because it’s sitting in the middle of the AC. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Cashless Country What country doesn’t take cash or credit? The Czech Republic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: True or false? A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test, he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: The physician The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". The patient’s wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?" Doctor: "These are to be taken by you. He needs rest" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Miracle whip Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Where can men over 50 find ... Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interested in them? A. Try a bookstore under fiction! Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? A. Tell him you're pregnant! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Free zucchini After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the office. I piled them on the table in the break room and posted a sign advertising them as free. The next day I noticed an addition to my sign. Below “Free Zucchini,” someone had written, “Save the Whales.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Bowling ball humor I worry about the germs in the holes of bowling balls. Nobody cleans those holes. There are years of impacted pizza fingers in there. Taco fingers. Chicken fingers. I'm amazed those balls still have holes. Ever smell a bowling ball hole? You think the balls are knocking down the pins? You're wrong. The pins are passing out from the smell. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Dentist bill A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I'm shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: The Christmas gift... A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the world was I gonna find a fake Jeep?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: A man was driving a horse and ... A man was driving a horse and cart along a country road at an angle of 45 degrees. After three miles like this, he asked a passer-by: "How long does this blasted hill last?" "This isn't a hill," came the reply. "Your back wheels are off!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: A man had two goldfish A man had two goldfish. He named one of them "One" and the other "Two." He did this because.. if one died, he'd still have two. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 18, 2021 Posted September 18, 2021 Joke: Tired sperm Two sperms were swimming along when one says to the other "Man I'm getting tired, how far is it to the uterus anyway?" The other sperm laughs and says "Uterus!, we aren't even through the esophagus yet." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Aluminium Foil What happens when you eat aluminium foil? You sheet metal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Globe Seller I recently bumped into the man who sold me my antique globe. It’s a small world. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Crowbar Did you know that before the crowbar was invented… Most crows drank at home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Laundry Argument My wife and I were up all night arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry. At 2 am, I folded. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Vodka I didn’t think vodka could help my problems. But it was worth a shot. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Random Letters Me: I’m terrified of random letters! Therapist: You are? Me: [screams] Therapist: I see. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Broken Barometer Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Bonsai Trees What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Disgusting Habits My wife just threatened to leave me because of my “Filthy and disgusting habits.” I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Pride People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him. And sure enough, he was eaten by his favourite lion last Friday. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Opposite Of Night I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. But, in the end, I just had to call it a day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Only A Number I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: One Hit Wonder I often wonder if the guy who came up with the term, “One Hit Wonder”… Came up with any other phrases. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Vegan Grace How does a vegan begin grace before a meal? Lettuce pray. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Comic Books All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page. I have to draw my own conclusions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Weird OCD My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It’s an extremely rare dish order. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Captain Hook Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? At the second hand store. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Art Thief A thief tried to steal the paintings at the Louvre in Paris. He was caught two blocks away when he ran out of gas. He said, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried because I had nothing Toulouse.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Weight Gain Competition I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously, it wasn’t called that. It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’ Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Downloading Wikipedia Officer: “I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “No wait! I can explain everything!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Airport Jokes I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Lobster Tails Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. So, I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Different Clothes My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, “Wait, I can change.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Strange Job My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first, it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Brown Bread I didn’t eat anything other than brown bread for dinner. That was my wholemeal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Martial Arts I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no. I said, “Can I at least Taekwondo?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Relationship Game My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Ribbon Repair Business A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Hard Of Hearing Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven’t heard from him since. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Respect Her Privacy My wife thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough. At least, that’s what it says in her diary. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Floating Dog I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well. He’s a very good buoy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Lady’s Fruit Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes… You need to let that mango. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Tonic Water I gave my date a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Violent Revolution My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution. Could this be a red flag? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Joke: Line Of Dolls My 6-year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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