worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Expensive Belt I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit. My wife said it was a huge waist. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Cheese Music What is the favourite music of cheese?. R ‘N’ Brie. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Tennis Obsession My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis – and I’m too old. I said, “I’m only 40 love.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Horse Riding To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Home Delivery Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door. They’re changing their name to Knockers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Late Broom Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Reporting Career My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter. I have some breaking news for her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Class Of 2020 I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies. I just didn’t realise it would Zoom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Song Lyrics What bird never knows the lyrics to a song? A hummingbird! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Year 2020 You know, with everything that’s happening so far in 2020… You’d think someone would have seen it coming. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Sidewalks I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks. For keeping me off the streets. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: A Bit Of Advice Here’s a bit of advice for you all… Advi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Stephen King’s “It” I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It”. Too many Maine characters. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Selfie Stick Thief To the person who stole my selfie stick… You need to take a long look at yourself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Cremation Wish I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Dollar Belt What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills? A waist of money. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Drunk Computer How does a computer get drunk? It takes screen shots. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Strong Knife I bought a knife that can cut through four loaves of bread at once. It’s a four loaf cleaver. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Strange Burglar I’ve just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked, “What are you doing?” He said, “Working from home.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: SCUBA Acronym SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym. For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Alpaca Pandemic Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Roses On My Piano Know what I like even better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: My Knock-Knock Joke "Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, ''you start.'' Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Losing Weight My brother was having a tough time losing weight. Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?” Mike answered, “Want to split two?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Origami Workshop I misplaced Dwayne Johnson’s cutting tool for the origami workshop. I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Conjoined Twins My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. I have an uncle, once removed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Backwards Muffins What is muffins spelled backwards? Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Lost His Magic What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Paddle Boat I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake. I feel like canoe person. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Wrongly Named Who called them Dad jokes instead of Pop corn? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Learning Escapology I’ve spent the past week learning escapology. I need to get out more. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Better Bags I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me. It was… the worst case scenario. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Pear Tree What does a pear tree do before growing it’s fruit? Its pre-pears. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Rocket-Powered Deer When I caught my neighbour attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities. Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: What Room? A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Guillotine Factory I just got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there shortly. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Jane Eyre Book I just sat on the sharp corner of my hardcover copy of Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. Now I’ve got a Bronte sore ass Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Mashed Potatoes What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Failed Math Exam I failed my calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Man In Camouflage My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy. I just don’t see it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Talking Oranges What language do oranges speak? Mandarin. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Movie Plot Idea I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: What Are His Intentions? Sally had been dating one man steadily for almost a year, and her mother was growing concerned. “Exactly what are his intentions?” she demanded. “Well, Mom, I’m really not sure,” Sally said. “He’s been keeping me pretty much in the dark." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: I Killed Your Chicken He accidentally kills his neighbour's chicken. He goes to her house to inform her and he says, "I accidentally killed your chicken, but I am willing to replace it." The neighbour looks at him, smiles, and says, "That depends, how many eggs can you lay in a week?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: It Must Be Morning Young Husband (in the early morning): "It must be time to get up." Wife: "Why do you say that?" Husband: "Baby's fallen asleep." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Do You Have A Subscription? A man walks in a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist asked, " Do you have a prescription?" The man said, "No but I can show you a picture of my wife." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Dog Minder If I had a penny for everyone who asked me to look after their dogs… I’d have a pound. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: No Toilet Paper Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Time Difference It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 Joke: Mobile Phone Implant My friend is so engrossed with technology he got a mobile phone implanted into his throat. When his wife finds out she’s going to ring his neck. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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