worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Red Crayons I found out why nurses carry red crayons… In case they have to draw blood. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Fly Killer A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?” He said, “No, it kills them.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Friends References I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references. No one told me life was gonna be this way. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Nerdy Friend My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Mean Siri I asked Siri why I was still single. She turned on the front camera. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Gravity Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it? Gravy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Autocorrect Inventor The person who invented autocorrect… Should burn in hello. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Roman Numerals Struggle I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Favourite Tea What is a web developer’s favourite tea? URL Grey. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: New Scale A guy says to his wife, “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!” His wife replies, “So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?” The guy says, “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Secrets Of Invisibility They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility. If only they could see me now. I got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city… Being a city bus driver is a dream come true. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: New Gym Machine I went to the gym and there’s a new machine. I used it for an hour and and ended up feeling sick. Its good though, it does everything. Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers … Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Airplane Meal I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row. I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Platypus And Duck A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check. Duck billed platypus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Silent Driver I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent. It goes without saying… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Disease Bar The bubonic plague, the flu, and HIV walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Ready Soon If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Definition of Eternity What is the definition of eternity? It’s the length of time between when you come and when she leaves. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Ego And Superego Ego and superego walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m gonna need to see some id.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Chickpea Killer What’s it called when you kill chickpeas? Hummuside. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Half Man Half Horse What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation? The centaur of attention. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Coat Stealing How do you steal a coat? You jacket. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Small King Why was the king only 12 inches tall? Because he was a ruler. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Carpeted Steps I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: The Year 2020 The year 2020 can’t end. Because we’d be admitting 2021. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: No Amazon Order My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday. So, the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were okay. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Five Mile Run I ran over 5 miles today. Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Fast Escalator What do you call a fast escalator? An escasooner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: James Bond Bath What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 07. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Bossy Man A bossy man goes into a bar. He orders everyone a round. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Password Change I changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now all I have are Kenny Loggins. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Empty Glass Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Accidental Meeting Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar. But they didn’t planet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Steak and Beer for A Quarter A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food. After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him." "No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my wife." "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man. "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Dog’s Dinner My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes. I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Not Your Foot What has five toes but isn’t your foot? My foot. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Cold Espresso What do you call an espresso with a cold? Coughee. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Talking Beans Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good. Jack and the beans talk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Snake Measurements Why are snakes measured in inches? Because they don’t have any feet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Bad Singers Which country is filled with very poor singers? Singapore. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Tiktok Account Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Nervous Bungee Jumper Me: *licking lips in anticipation* I’m nervous. I’ve never done a bungee jump before. Instructor: don’t lick my lips again. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Damaged Laptop The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop. It was a hard drive Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Favourite Herb My wife just threw away my favourite herb. She’s such a thyme waster. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Replacement Worker A co-worker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Helping Granddad My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Important Jokes Dad jokes are important. They are a big part of pop culture. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Car Stereo My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.” I said, “That’s sound advice.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Small Meteor A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland. The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 16, 2021 Posted September 16, 2021 Joke: Oven Door The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.” Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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