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[worldangel]

Joke: Blonde convention

 

There was a blonde convention last year, the purpose of which was to convince the world that blondes really aren’t dumb. An expert was hired to come in and ask test questions. One blonde was selected to answer the questions.

 

The expert asked “What is 7 plus 3?” The blonde ponders for a moment, then says “21?”. The crowd screams “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

 

So, the expert asks “What is 4 times 3?” The blonde ponders some more and says “7?”. Again, the crowd screams “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

 

So, the expert says, “Last question! What is two plus two?”

 

After long and careful deliberation, the blonde says “four?”

“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

[worldangel]

Joke: What happened ….?

 

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.

 

Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So, when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

 

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling. “WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?” he yelled.

 

No one answered.

 

“ALL RIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA’ BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN’T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I’M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON’T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!”

 

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

 

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go. . .what happened in Texas?”

 

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

[worldangel]

 Joke: Turned orange

 

A guy goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is orange.” Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t orange. Doc tells the guy, “This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person’s life.”

 

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, “How are things going at work?” The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.

 

Guy responds, “No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy.” So, the doc figures this isn’t the reason.

 

He asks the guy, “How’s your home life?” The guy says, “Well, I divorced her about eight months ago.” The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guy’s stress. Guy says, “No. my wife stopped being the angel that I married, and was putting me down and acting evil, So, I am glad to be rid of that old bitch.” So, the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

 

He inquires, “Do you have any hobbies or a social life?” The guy replies, “No, not really. Most nights I sit home, go on the internet and munch on Cheetos.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Viagra

 

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going ?”

He said, “I’m going to the doctor”

 

And she said, “Why? Are you sick?”

“No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills”

 

So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going?”

 

She said, “I’m going to the doctor too”

He said, “Why?”

 

She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot”

[worldangel]

Joke: Working late

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."

[worldangel]

 Joke: Lizard, Monkey and Alligator

 

A lizard was walking through the forest one day, bored out of his mind. While on the path, he looks up and sees his friend, the monkey, hanging from a tree with his eyes completely shut. The lizard yells “Hey Monkey!”

 

The monkey wakes up suddenly and replies “Oh hey dude! What are you doing?” “Nothing at all, I don’t have anything to do,” the lizard replied. The monkey says “Dude, I got some of the best pot today. Come up here and smoke some with me!”

 

The lizard climbed up the tree and smokes with the monkey. After two hours of getting stoned and laughing at silly things, the lizard gets a bad case of cotton mouth. “Hey Monkey,” said the lizard, “I’m so thirsty. I’m going to the river for a drink.” The lizard stumbles out of the tree and gets back on the path towards the river.

 

He gets to the river and begins to drink. He sees his own reflection in the river. Startled by it, he falls in! Too stoned to swim, all he can do is struggle to get out. And that’s when he feels himself get pulled out by something. The lizard is lying on his back, looking up at a large alligator who just saved his life.

 

“Hey Lizard!” said the alligator. “What were you doing in the river?”

“I was thirsty man. Dude, Monkey has some amazing pot! You should go smoke some with him!” the lizard proclaimed as he pointed the alligator towards the path into the forest.

 

And so, the alligator is walking through the forest when he sees a monkey dangling from a tree, completely passed out. The alligator looks up and yells “Hey Monkey!”

 

The monkey wakes up suddenly, looks down for a few seconds and says “Dude, how much water did you drink?”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Memory class

 

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

 

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

“What was the name of the Instructor?” asked the neighbor.

 

“Oh, ummmm, let’s see,” the old man pondered. “You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what’s that flower’s name?”

“A rose?” asked the neighbor.

 

“Yes, that’s it,” replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Skinny Dippers

 

An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

 

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

 

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

 

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator!”

[worldangel]

Joke: The Umbrella

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[worldangel]

Joke: This morning I went to sign my dog up …..

This morning I went to sign my Dog up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

 

So, I explained to her that my Dog is a mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.

 

He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.

This is a great country!
 

[worldangel]

 Joke: What Letter?

"What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"

"My wife put it there to remind me to take a letter to the Post Office."

"And did you mail it?"

"No, she forgot to give me the letter."

[worldangel]

Joke: A fat lady was complaining on…..

A fat lady was complaining on a plane flight how she had been charged for two tickets because of her size.

She thought that this was unfair that she had to pay twice just because she took up two seats and weighed three times the average passengers weight.

She moaned and groaned and bitched nearly the whole flight until the stewardess came along with two dinners.

[worldangel]

Joke: What's Under the Bed? 

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"

 

Edited October 9, 2020 by worldangel

[worldangel]

Joke: The Lazy Stonecutter

A single woman left specific instructions in her will for the epitaph on her tombstone. It was to read: “Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin.”

But the stonecutter got lazy, knowing there were no survivors to complain. The tombstone read: “Returned unopened.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Willpower vs. Guilt

Going to see her shrink, Gwen said, “You have to do something! Every time I go on a date, I always end up doing all kinds of perverted sexual acts. And then I spend the next day feeling guilty.”

“I understand,” said the doctor. “We’ll work on improving your willpower.”

“No!” she declared. “I want you to work on getting rid of the guilt!”

[worldangel]

Joke: An Amish at the mall

 

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

 

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, “What is this father?”

 

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walks up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

 

The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up.

 

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.

 

The father said to his son, “Go get your Mother.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Automatic Water Mister

The new neighborhood supermarket has an automatic water mister to Keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

[worldangel]

Joke: Last Night's Visitor 

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last nights events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake waiting for you... you stinkin' bloody mosquito.

 

[worldangel]

Joke: You got me!

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

[worldangel]

Joke: In heaven

 

A train hits a bus filled with girls going to their High School and they all perish.

 

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ”Wendy, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?

 

She giggles and shyly replies, “Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.”

 

St. Peter says, ”Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

 

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Stacy, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?”

 

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well, once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says, ”Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

 

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

 

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, “Tina, What seems to be the rush?”

 

The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Melissa sticks her ass in it.

 

[worldangel]

Joke: My Drunk Date

A man was at the bar and every so often he would pour some beer on his hand.

 

The woman sitting next to him asked, "What are you doing?”

“Getting my date drunk,” he replied.

[worldangel]

Joke: The Date

A man drives his date up to lover’s lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the guy makes his move. "I`m a hooker".
The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at it.

After they finish, the guy says,

"Now I should be honest too. I`m a cab driver and its going to cost you $25 to get back to town".

[worldangel]

Joke: Daddy's password...

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

 

Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it? her older sisters asked, eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

[worldangel]

 Joke: The new employee stood before

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.

"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Two Old Drunks

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.

By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.

By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."

[worldangel]

Joke: Tim decided to tie the knot with ….

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't," he replied.
 

[worldangel]

 

Joke: Have faith...

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock.

"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO?"

[worldangel]

Joke: Is That for Sale? 

A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.

Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"

"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.

Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising."

[worldangel]

 Joke: Ever Since My Wife Found It  

A man notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he’s curious about the sudden burst of fashion daring. He says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings?”

“Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” the other guy replies sheepishly.

“Well, I’m curious. How long have you been wearing an earring?”

“Well, ever since my wife found it in our bed.”

[worldangel]

Joke: Price Per Pound
 

"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"

"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."

"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"

[worldangel]

Joke: You Don't Scare Me
 

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So, one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson.

She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home and his wife jumps out and screams in his face.

He just looks at her and says, “You don't scare me. I am married to your sister!”

[worldangel]

Joke: Quicker Please
 

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.

The student: I walk... you walk…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.

The student: I run... you run…

[worldangel]

Joke: Careful What You Ask For
 

A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He did not tell her what was coming, merely ordering an excellent meal with two orders of waffles.

The meal came, the waffles came but there were two small pitchers of near maple syrup, but no honey.

He called the waitress over and whispered loud enough for his wife to hear, "Where's my honey?"

The waitress beamed intelligently, "She's on vacation and will be back next week."

[worldangel]

Joke: Unscrupulous Businessman
 

An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor.

 

The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" asked the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

[worldangel]

Joke: Change Reply
 

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "Sure."

The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"

[worldangel]

Joke: Sick On Weekdays
 

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

 

 

Edited October 14, 2020 by worldangel

[worldangel]

Joke: I Made My Own
 

Scene: With a patient in my medical exam room

Me: How old are your kids?

Patient: 44 and 39 with my wife who passed away, and 15 and 13 with my second wife.

Me: That’s quite the age difference!

Patient: Well, the older ones didn’t give me any grandkids, so I made my own.

[worldangel]

 Joke: Carl was talking to a girl in …

Carl was talking to a girl in a big City bar. He asked, "Can I get you a drink?"
The girl replied, "Certainly."

Carl then asked, "What would you like?"
The girl said, "Champagne."

Carl then asked, "Why Champagne?"
The girl replied, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully, with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth."

Curious, Carl asked her, "What if I just buy you a draft beer?"
The girl replied, "I'll cut wet farts all night."

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Jack: "My brother was sick and ….

Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"

Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."
John: "How did he break it?"

Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window."

John: "How did he break his arm?"
Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription."
 

[worldangel]

Joke: Dirty Paddy

A wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband. 'Paddy! Paddy!' she yelled.

Paddy came running in. 'Paddy I've suctioned myself to the floor,' she said.

'Ohhh nooo! Paddy said and tried to pull her up. 'You're just too heavy, love. I'll go across the road and get Shamus.'

Paddy comes back with Shamus and they both tried to pull her up.

'Nope, I can't do it,' Shamus said, 'Let's try plan C.'

'Plan C?' exclaimed Paddy. 'What's that?'

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we will break the tiles under her.'

'Oh okay,' Paddy said. 'While you're doing that I'll stay here and play with her tits.'

'Play with her tits?' Shamus said. 'Why would you do that? This is hardly the time.'

Paddy replied, 'Well, I figure if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace.'

[worldangel]

Joke: Why White?

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

[worldangel]

Joke: You Can Stay

The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.

She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.

[worldangel]

Joke: A widower who never paid any a...

A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately.

 

He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife.

The psychic went into a trance.

 

A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.

 

"Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?"

 

"Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband."

 

"Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear."

[worldangel]

Joke: We Didn't Talk About You

Old Mrs. Jones comes home after her doctor’s appointment. “I got a clean bill of health,” she tells Old Mr. Jones.

 

“The doctor says I have the legs of an eighteen-year-old.”

“Whoop-dee-doo,” her husband says, sarcastically. “What did he say bout your seventy-five-year-old ass?”

“Actually, he didn’t mention you at all.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: I'm Beat

“I’m beat,” confessed the popular sorority girl to her friend. "Last night I didn’t fall asleep until after three.”

“No wonder you’re tired,” her friend sympathized, “twice is usually all I need.”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: Did You Say Warehouse?

On the battlefield an Officer orders a Soldier to try and save a military warehouse that’s been set on fire by the enemy. To get to a hose the soldier dodges bullets, wipes out a machine gun nest, and blows up an enemy tank.

He then climbs all over the burning building and extinguish every flame he can find. On the way back he kills three men barehanded, shoots down an enemy helicopter, and destroys and enemy base. The Officer salutes him. “That was the most heroic thing I ever saw,” he says. “You’ll get a medal for saving that warehouse.”

“Warehouse?” says the soldier, “I thought you said ‘whorehouse’!”

 

[worldangel]

Joke: My Titswiggle 

A young woman had lost her precious puppy, who she named Titswiggle. She pinned up signs and posters and went door-to-door asking about her precious puppy.

When she came to a door, a man appeared and asked, “What are you doing here?"

She asked back, “Have you seen my Titswiggle?"

The man replied with a red face, "Yes, I watch you through my bedroom window before I go to bed."

[worldangel]

 Joke: I Knew You'd Ask 

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness replied, "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness, "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."

[worldangel]

Joke: Live to be 100

Patient: How can I live to be 100, doctor?

Doctor: Give up smoking. Stop drinking. Don’t go out with women. And stop eating meat.

Patient: And will I live to be a hundred?

Doctor: Maybe not, but it will certainly seem like it.

[worldangel]

Joke: Visit to the museum

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.

"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"

"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."