worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Smelly Hatchets I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell. I love foreign axe scents. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Wooden Spoon Why can’t you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan? Because it’s non-stick. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Leg Kick I can’t stand when people kick me in the back of the leg. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Shared Parking I have a shared parking lot with my neighbour. I don’t like him much, but I’ve decided to try to be his friend. After all… We have a lot in common Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Fridge Opening I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case there’s a salad dressing Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Sounds Like A Sneeze What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Judgemental People So many people these days are too judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Broken Can Opener What do you call a can opener that’s broken? A can’t opener. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Subtraction Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? The opposite of right. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Broken Arm A pirate walked into the doctors with a broken arm. They told him to sling his hook. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Between You And Me What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Cable Repairman A Cable repairman was on my street today and he asked me what time it was. I told him, “It’s between 1 and 8 pm.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Race Cars I was in a bar the other day when a girl asked me, “What do you do?” I said, “I race cars.” She asked, “Do you win many races?” I said, “No, the cars are much faster.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Did He Get Anything? A husband returning from a business trip was informed by his wife that a burglar had entered their house while he was gone. “Did he get anything?” the husband anxiously inquired. “I’ll say he did,” replied the wife. “It was dark and I thought he was you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Microscope I think my microscope has ADHD. It refuses to focus. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Last Wish My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond. That’s a lot of pressure. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Nervous Thrower What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Sandpaper Killer I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Trust Doctor So, you don’t trust a doctor to stitch you up? Fine. Suture self. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Apology What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Sad Plant If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it? No, they chlorofeel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Cement Mixer What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Wedding Anniversary It’s our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now. 1995 and 2009. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Famous Doctor If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor in the world… Then Who is. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Sad Sunday Sundays are always a little sad, but… The day before is a sadder day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Own Boss I was in a taxi today and the driver said, “I love my job. I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” I said, “Turn left here.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Invisible Cards I keep imagining I’m holding an invisible pack of cards. No one knows what I’m dealing with. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Icarus What was Icarus’ least favourite food? Hot wings. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Last Words The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “Pints, Liters, Gallons!” That spoke volumes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Beat-Up Batman What do you call a beat-up Batman? A bruised Wayne. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Fictional Country What do you call a fictional country? Imagine-nation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Female Dog I got a female dog. I named her Karma. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Morning Coffee I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself… I really need to wash some mugs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Cranky Two-Year-Old What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Suitcase Packing You know what I love doing more than anything? Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Money Find I came out of the supermarket this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She’d lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her $50. I don’t usually do that kind of thing but luckily I’d just found $5,000 in the carpark. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: No Return Ticket In the line-up at the store, a man overheard the checkout clerk ask the lady in front of him if she had an air miles card. “Oh, yes,” she said. “I have enough air miles to get to where my son lives.” “That's wonderful,” said the cashier. “My son doesn't think so,” the lady replied. “I don't have enough to get back.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Like father like son.... Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: A man goes to see his doctor. ... A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor asks what is wrong and the man says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." To this the doctor responds, "You think you're a moth? Well I don't think you need a doctor. Sounds like what you need is a therapist." "Yeah I know," replies the patient. " I was on my way to see a therapist, but I came in here because I saw your light was on." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Upcoming Cruise My wife was worried about meeting new people on our upcoming cruise. I said, “Don’t worry. We’ll all be in the same boat.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Whistle I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance. Unfortunately, she blew it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Mouse House What did the mouse use to build his house? Cottage cheese. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Twin Girls My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him. So, I suggested Kaye and Elle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Covered In Leaves What do you call a car that’s covered in leaves? An autumnobile. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Two Astronauts First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.” Second astronaut: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Stage Designer I just got fired from my job as a stage designer. I wasn’t very happy but left without making a scene. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Retired Terminators What are terminators called when they retire? Exterminators. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Cheap Gas I got gas today for $1.39. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Tinnitus Hotline I just called the tinnitus hotline. It didn’t stop ringing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 15, 2021 Posted September 15, 2021 Joke: Bladder Infection “Sir, you have a bladder infection.” What’s that? “Urine trouble, sir.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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