worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Geraniums.... "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use violets flower instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Blonde Restroom Attendant Q: Why did the blonde quit her job as a restroom attendant? A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Is There a Doctor in the House? The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged. "Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "but the house does not make doctor calls." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: What happened when the... What happened when the hyena swallowed an Oxo cube? He became a laughing stock! Hilary Rae How do young wizards and witches correct their homework? They use a spell-checker. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Two children went into their ... Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner. "Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!" "Why not?" asked the sibling. "Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Fine A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Little Johnny wasn't very good... Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Best room in the hotel? The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel." "I insist on another room!!" said the drunk. "Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk. "Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Californian Mechanic When you’re in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil. Then you’ll get a “Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Number Fight I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Paranoia Hotline I just called the paranoia hotline. A guy answered, “How did you get this number?!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Cannibalism A man is on trial for cannibalism. He says to the judge, “Well, your honour, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: The Reason Why Why do Dads tell Dad jokes? Because they want to see their kids all groan up. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Left Arm If you cut off your left arm… Then your right arm will be left. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: English Teacher What do you say to comfort an English teacher? They’re, there, their. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Good Dog What do you call a floating dog? A good buoy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Xenophobia I don’t like the word xenophobia. It sounds so foreign. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Peace And Quiet My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So, I took the battery out of the smoke alarm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Toilet Brush I bought a toilet brush yesterday. But I gotta say I still prefer toilet paper. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Calculus Professor My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for his first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes for the third. At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Birthday Gift I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday. But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Museum Worker I was at the museum recently. I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures. He said no, they had to stay on the walls. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Ghostly Hearing What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Confused Ant Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Bowl Of Muesli My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Planet Music What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Chicken Broth Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Heaviest Dumpling How much does the world’s heaviest dumpling weigh? Wonton. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Pizza Delivery Guy Scientists have observed that when one pizza delivery guy falls over, several others also fall over. This is known as the Domino’s effect. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Flat Earther A friend of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge… He eventually came around. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Tying Spaghetti I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night. I ended up skipping dinner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Laughter Letters In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first… The rest of the letters come aughter it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Which Is Heavier? Which is heavier, one gallon of water or 10 gallons of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: German Girls Why do German girls all have the same phone number? Every one of them I ask says 999-9999. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Post Office A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters. He skipped the Q. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Spongebob Even though Spongebob is the main character… Patrick is the star. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Strange Disease I went to see the doctor with a nasty rash on the top of my leg. I said to him, “The strange thing is when I squeeze the pus out of the pimples, I hear pop songs playing”. He said, “You have a severe case of spotty thigh”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Last Name “What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over. “Steve,” I said. “And your last name?” he asked. “It’s always been Steve,” I said. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Gold Prospector One entrepreneur says to another, “I’ve just been in the Far East prospecting for gold.” “Japan?” asks the second entrepreneur. “No,” replies the first, “I used much more scientific methods.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Previous Childbirth My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said, “Yes just once.” He asked, “What was it like?” I replied, “It was dark, then suddenly very bright.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 13, 2021 Posted September 13, 2021 Joke: Fly And Bug A fly feels a bug on its back and asks, “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?” “I mite be,” giggles the mite. “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” the fly groans. “What do you expect?” asks the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Philosophy Major How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: 15 Actors What has 15 actors, four settings, two writers, and one plot? 632 Hallmark movies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Cold Painter What does a painter do when he gets cold? He puts on another coat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: James Bond What does James Bond do before he goes to bed? He goes undercover. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Leg Day Honestly, I don’t mind leg day at the gym. It’s just the two days after that I can’t stand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Weigh Fish Why are fish easy to weigh? They have their own scales! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Invisible Aeroplane My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane. I can’t see it taking off. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: News Anchor My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor. More on this after the break. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted September 14, 2021 Posted September 14, 2021 Joke: Queen Albums I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick. It must be the high Mercury content. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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