worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Breast Pump My wife won’t stop complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son. She’s really milking it for all it’s worth. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Bohemian Rhapsody I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Credit Card My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull. It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Diamond Or Ladder What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond? The latter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Salmon Clothes My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Limbo Stick Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. How low can you go? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Job Offer I was offered a job today but I turned it down because they were only willing to pay me in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Joke: Automatic Water Mister The new neighbourhood supermarket has an automatic water mixer to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there anymore! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Previous Name What was Oman called before it officially become a nation? Oboy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Bad Impression My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry… I’ll return. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Weird Bullets Bullets are really weird. They only do their job after they’re fired. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Hard To Cope The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards. I find that very hard to deal with. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Doesn’t Need Glasses My grandfather is 85 and he still doesn’t need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: A Sticky Situation I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Eat Your Food! My mum used to feed my brother and I by saying, “Here comes the train”, and we always used to eat it straight away. Otherwise, she wouldn’t untie us from the tracks. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Blind Folded Archery Have you ever tried blind folded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Baker I used to know a baker who had red hair. He was a ginger bread man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 Joke: Marriage Phobia The doctor told me I might have a marriage phobia and asked if I thought I had any symptoms. I said, “I can’t say I do.” He said, “Yeah, that’s the main one.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Broken Finger I broke my finger today. But on the other hand, I’m completely fine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Hipster Drowned Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Stupid Name Fortnite is such a stupid name for a game. It’s just too weak. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Nice Find! I found a hat with $17.50 in it. I thought this other guy was going to pick it up. But he was too busy juggling. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: More Bang For Your Buck I bought a grenade today. Things went horribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Probably Not Safe It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Just The Way I Like It I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: Spoiled Kids My wife said to me, “Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?” I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Posted November 5, 2021 Joke: It Used To Be Free! Remember as a child when air for your bike was free? Now it’s $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said, “Inflation.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: What’s Going On? If I had a dime for every time, I didn’t understand what’s going on… I’d be like, “Why y’all keep giving me all these dimes?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Cheesy! What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella? A cheesy pick-up line. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Nice Introduction How did the butcher introduce his wife? “Meet Patty.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Observation Bias I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results where exactly as I expected. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Where Did You Get It? People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Cat Shelter I used to work at a cat shelter but I had to quit. They reduced meowers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Human Cloning If I don’t perfect human cloning… I won’t be able to live with myself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Relatives If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative… Announce that you won the lottery and you’ll quickly find relatives you never knew you had! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Posted November 6, 2021 Joke: Worst Case Ever! I went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.” He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Just Let Them If someone wants to say the word “motel” backwards… Just letom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: The Name’s Bond The name’s Bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Millenials These damn millennials… Walking around like they rent the place. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Hippie’s Wife What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Mary Poppins Restaurant I ate at the Mary Poppins Restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Learning Braille I asked my Dad, what it was like learning Braille, but he didn’t want to tell me. I didn’t realize it was such a touchy subject. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: PDF Files What program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: History I’ve just spotted my ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of the museum. I’m not going to go and say hi though. There’s too much history between us. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Posted November 7, 2021 Joke: Three Wishes Genie: You have 3 wishes. Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way. Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t, I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does. Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth. Genie: You son of a … Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: What’s One Of Those? Robin: The batmobile won’t start. Batman: Check the battery. Robin: What’s a tery? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: What Could It Be? What has 8 legs, 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 pirates. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: He Did Warn Them My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink. No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: The Name’s Bond The name’s Bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Millenials These damn millennials… Walking around like they rent the place. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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