worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Martial Arts I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no. I said, “Can I at least Taekwondo?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Wandering Caveman What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Ribbon Repair Business A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Motionless Dog I couldn’t understand why my dog was motionless. Then I realised… it was on paws. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Valentine’s Day Date Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day. February 14th. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: Wife Apologised My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she’s sorry she ever married me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Joke: High Maintenance The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Instagram Uploads If you upload 1,000 pictures on Instagram… Is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Secret Clocks Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Time will tell. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Old Fashioned My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned. I thought we had good alchemy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Perfect Vision? My Grandma is in her 90s and she still doesn’t need glasses. She just drinks straight out of the bottle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Broken Fingers I got into an accident and I was shocked when the doctor told me that my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Worst Best Man My friend just called me the worst best man ever. I was speechless. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Rise Above It My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.” “You’re much bigger than that.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: ATM Stocks They should stock ATMs better. I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Joke: Weasel Drinker A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Golden with a Hops Flavour Two young fellows decided to open a microbrewery in the foothills. After several years of careful work, they produced a product with a golden straw-like colour and a good strong flavour of hops. They sent it to the chemical lab at the State Department of Food Safety and after waiting impatiently for three weeks the lab analysis came back. "Dear Sirs... Our analysis of the sample sent to us indicates that your horse has diabetes." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Gender Equality? Why is every gender equality officer female? Because it’s cheaper. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: What A Spectacle! Just so everybody’s clear… I’m going to put my glasses on. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Break A Leg Breaking a leg during an audition… Ensures that you end up in the cast. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Political Jokes I used to really enjoy political jokes… Unfortunately, too many of them got elected. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Before I Die… Before I die, I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Social Vegan I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Dried Grapes I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Joke: Sentient Water Basin In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter. Let that sink in. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Stolen Gate I came home to find two guys stealing my gate. I didn’t want to say anything in case they took a fence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Change Dentist I had to change dentists. The last one hurt my fillings. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Christmas Songs My wife said she was kicking me out of the house if I didn’t stop singing Christmas songs. I said, “But baby, it’s cold outside.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Millennials I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Make The Bed Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Fantasy Fulfillment I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill my fantasy… That we have health insurance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Deaf Wife My deaf wife just told me that “We need to talk.” That was not a good sign. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: How Many Brexiteers? How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Joke: Glitter Balls So, there’s this guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter… It’s pretty nuts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: That's A Bit Much After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap and nasty." The clerk handed him a mirror. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Strange Brain I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side, there is nothing left. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Last Request A murderer is about to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request. The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Same Names Did you hear about the man with the same first and last name? It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Best Vowel My wife and I had an argument about which vowel was most important. I won. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Negativity Jar Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in… It’s currently half empty… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Successful Business I started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are through the roof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 Joke: Fish Cakes A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm. “Do you make fish cakes?” he asked. “Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger. “Great,” said the man, “It’s his birthday.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Murder Weapon Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Ikea Taxes IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years… But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Arnie Doll Where do you keep Arnold Schwarzenegger dolls in a store? Aisle B, back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Couples Therapy The couple’s therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?” My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.” I said, “My truck.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Artificial Leg I just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Computer Virus My computer’s got Miley Virus. It’s stopped twerking. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Expensive Car I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Joke: Skin Graft Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family? Arse skin for a friend. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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