worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Garbage Men Training Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Resistance Is Futile What do you call a resistor that can’t afford rent? Ohm-less. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Mockingbirds What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds? 2 kilomockingbirds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Great Music My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: 3D Printer 3D printers are now printing guns. That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Duck Attack I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Bank Robber Give a man a gun, he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, he can rob the world. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Wrong Stereotype People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: You Know You Want To! I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy”… When I’m feeling down, I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Chinese Soup I ordered 2,000 lbs. of Chinese soup today. It was won ton Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Wait A Minute! The job interviewer asked why they should give me the waiter’s job. I said, “I bring a lot to the table”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Which Doctor? I said to my wife, “I need to call the doctor today.” She said, “Which doctor?” I said, “No, the regular kind.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Christmas Lights My co-workers are like my Christmas lights… Half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph likely won’t be flying this year because his grades in History class dropped from a B to a D… That’s right folks, Rudolph went down in History. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: Only Two Reindeer Did you know Santa actually only had two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 24, 2021 Posted December 24, 2021 Joke: It’s The Little Things! For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Department Of Unemployment The worst part about working for the department of unemployment … Is that when you get fired you still have to show up the next day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: I Know When You’re Lying I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Two Redheads And A Baby What is it called when two redheads have a baby? Ginger-bred. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Grave Sign I dreamed I had to write my own epitaph. That’s a grave sign. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Gold Soup How do you make gold soup? Put 24 carrots in it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Sweet And Low Why did the blonde snort Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Mug Shots What do you call it when prisoners take their own mug shots? Cell-fies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: That’s Shocking! I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 Joke: Buy Some Meat I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them. He said, “By mistake?” I said, “Oh come on, not you as well!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 25, 2021 Posted December 25, 2021 The 34,000th post Joke: The Going Rate A farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbour’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Jeffrey? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Jeffrey getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Jeffrey." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Just So You Know! As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass. I just wanted to make that clear. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Military And Acid What does the military use acid for? To neutralize the enemy base. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: A Piece Of Cake? If you struggle cutting cake… Is it still a piece of cake? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Sure To Fail My friend rang me and asked me what I was doing. I said, “Probably failing my driving test.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Fungi Room How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Food Shopping They say never go food shopping when you’re hungry. But it’s been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Afraid Of Heights What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: If Anything Ever Happens My girlfriend said to me the other day, “If anything ever happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.” Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn’t count as “anything”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 26, 2021 Posted December 26, 2021 Joke: Oldest Computer The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve. Yes, it was an Apple. But with an extremely limited memory. Just one byte. Then everything crashed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Of Course! What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Blood Thirsty A man was drinking the blood of a vampire. He said, “Hmm, irony.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Lost For Words I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Strange Housework My wife said she was leaving me because “I can’t do anything right when it comes to housework.” Selfish woman, it took me hours to mop that carpet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Poor Old Humpty Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 (edited) Joke: Overconfident Lion Tamer What happened to the overconfident lion tamer? He was consumed by his own pride. Edited December 27, 2021 by worldangel Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Is She Ashamed Of Me? Is my wife ashamed of my body? A tiny part of me says yes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Plagiarism Accusation My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Shark Attack I was at the beach today and I saw a man in the water shouting, “Help! Shark! Help!” I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 Joke: Lobster With Breasts What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: A Straight Crab A female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her, but he was walking straight and not sideways. Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab. She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!" He answered, "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Soft Drinks Which part of America can’t sell full-sized soft drinks? Minne-soda. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Feeling Lonely I was feeling very lonely so I bought some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Candy Bar Stealer I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Favourite Jokes Poop jokes may not be my favourite type of joke. But they’re a solid number two. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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