worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Keyboard Factory I was fired from the keyboard factory today. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Flat Earth The only thing flat-earthers fear … is sphere itself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Roman Numerals I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500. I am LIVID. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Airline Ban Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently won’t be allowed on this airline again … Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Cure For Insomnia I found a cure for my wife’s insomnia… All I have to do is express a desire to make love to her and immediately she is too tired to do anything but sleep. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Shrek’s Eggs How does Shrek like his eggs? Ogre easy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Boss Beater Today at work I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Seaweed Addiction I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Broken Escalator What happened when the escalator broke down? Everyone stopped and staired. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: A New Tail Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Not My Gravel My neighbour blamed my gravel for making him fall. But it was his dumb asphalt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Dark Ages Why were the Dark Ages so dark? Because there were so many knights. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Ants Don’t Get Sick Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: Burial Plot I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself … That’s the last thing I need. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 Joke: So That’s What They Mean A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic toy horses stuck up his ass. Doctors described his condition as stable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Pokemon Stalker What do a stalker and a Pokemon nerd have in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Run By Men You know Apple is run by men… When they call it an iPhone 6+ and it’s only 5.5 inches. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Every Single Digit I know every single digit of pi. Just not in the right order. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Firestarter If you need to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Fat Mamma … Yo Mamma so fat … I pictured her in my head and broke my neck. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Just Because I’m Paranoid … I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Eating When Can’t Sleep I have a condition that makes me eat when I can’t sleep. It’s called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Bank Robber A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors. But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: He Needs Help! A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless. The psychiatrist says, “My goodness, whoever did this needs help!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Joke: Chicken And Egg I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered. The chicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Whale Tattoo My wife has a whale tattooed on her butt. It used to be a dolphin. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Parking Ticket I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: It’s All Mine! Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do? Miner: Mine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Charity Donation Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Concussion My neighbour’s in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most concussions. He lives very close to me. In fact, only a stone’s throw away. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: In The Dark I came home from work yesterday to find someone had stolen all my lamps. I was delighted. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: You’ll See! My Mom told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much. I said, “Oh, yeah? Just you wait.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Rated R Why was the jazz movie rated R? Too much sax and violins. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 Joke: Impress The Girls I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?” He said, “Try the ATM outside”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Me And My Furniture I really love my furniture … Me and my recliner go way back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Washing The Car A man is washing the car with his son. His son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Hard To Catch I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Country Music With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Waffle on beach What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Not My Type! The last time I was someone’s type … I was donating blood. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Bada Bing! I went shopping for cherries and microphones yesterday. Bought a bing, bought a boom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: So That’s Why! Why is the army so strict on uniforms? To minimize casual tees. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 Joke: Four Letter Word! Face is a four-letter word. But preface is a foreword letter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: Poor Old Humpty Humpty Dumpty always had a terrible summer. At least he had a great fall. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: That’s Very Unlikely I could never cheat in a relationship… That would require two people to find me attractive. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: A Good Deal I just got a bike for my wife. It was a good trade. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: Making Easter Easier How do you make Easter easier? Replace the t with an i. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: So That’s Why! Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low? Because he’s a master of deduction. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: French Rivers Why does France have so many rivers? Because water follows the path of least resistance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: A Common Operation What’s the most common operation in a LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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