worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Two Monkeys Sharing What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Seminar Cancelled The seminar “How To Avoid Frauds” is cancelled. Tickets are non-refundable. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Bad Workman A bad workman always blames his fools… Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Strange Fetish I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. Next week we’re going to go on a date. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Only One Thing! I said to my son, “There’s only one thing about Halloween that scares me.” He asked, “Which is?” I replied, “Exactly!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Top Secret! Have you all heard about the top secret bakery? I didn’t think so, it’s on a knead to dough basis. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Mime School Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school … Never to be heard from again. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Don’t Try This At Home Whoever said laughter is the best medicine … Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Good In Bed I’m good in bed. Hardly ever fall out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: It Doesn’t Matter If You Miss It If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22… Because 4:22 is 4:20 too. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Cool Vegetable Name a vegetable that’s kind of cool. Radish. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: It’s By Choice! I’m a virgin by choice. Not my choice, but everyone else’s. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: That’s My Place! My buddy asked if he could crash on my couch tonight. I had to explain to him that I was married now and that’s where I sleep. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 27, 2021 Posted November 27, 2021 Joke: Can’t Serve You! A ghost walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: 13th Amendment The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to buy people. Apparently, it doesn’t apply to congressmen. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Great Reflexes With great reflexes… Comes great response ability. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Girlfriend’s Bra After spending 20 minutes trying to take my girlfriend’s bra off, I’ve decided to give up. I wish I’d never put it on now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: In The Air Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was on a flight? I guess you can say the baby was airborne. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Elvis Tribute Act I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act. It was an automated phone system which said, “Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Maybe That’s Why! My landlord said he needed to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: That’s Just Nuts! What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I’m a cashew. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Not A Good Combination! Don’t ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. But if you do, you’ll sleep like a baby. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Tick On The Moon What do you call a tick that lives on the moon? A lunatic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 28, 2021 Posted November 28, 2021 Joke: Like A Video Game My sex life is like a video game. Single Player. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Powerhouse If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria… I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Working From Home Working at home sucks… If you’re a firefighter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Let Bygones Be Bygones My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator. But now it’s just water under the fridge. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Own My Childhood Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent’s divorce they will own my entire childhood. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Bitcoin Fluctuations A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency. His Dad said, “$9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Cheap Sleigh How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Unshaven Spy What do you call an unshaven British Spy? Stubble-07. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 29, 2021 Posted November 29, 2021 Joke: Strange Eclipse What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: It’s By Choice! I’m a virgin by choice. Not my choice, but everyone else’s. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: That’s My Place! My buddy asked if he could crash on my couch tonight. I had to explain to him that I was married now and that’s where I sleep Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Maybe That’s Why! My landlord said he needed to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My door is always open”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: That’s Just Nuts! What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I’m a cashew. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Not A Good Combination! Don’t ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. But if you do, you’ll sleep like a baby. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Unshaven Spy What do you call an unshaven British Spy? Stubble-07. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Salty Ocean Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: No Coincidence Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Watch It! Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie? Like, I was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me, “Hey! Watch It!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 30, 2021 Posted November 30, 2021 Joke: Not Another Dinner Date My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as follows: Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Quickie A man goes into a restaurant where all the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and then answers, "A quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding SMACK! and storms away. A man sitting at the next table then leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche.'" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Hokey Pokey! I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey… But I turned myself around. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Beyond Rescue Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie? He was too far out man. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Bobsleighing I went bobsleighing the other day. Killed 11 Bobs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: True Love A mathematician couldn’t remember if he had been with his girlfriend for 1 year or 2. But he knew it was <3. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Least Spoken What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Addicted To Auctions My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I stopped after going once… going twice… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Food Colouring I was forced to swallow purple food colouring. I feel violated. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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