worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Dog Name I named my dog “Wifi”. Because I stole it from my neighbour. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: Carnival Game Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? It’s called guac-a-mole. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 28, 2021 Posted December 28, 2021 Joke: EA Games Job Interview I went for a job interview at EA Games today. The interviewer said to me, “The second part of your resume is missing.” I said, “For the second part, you have to pay $20.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: IQ Test My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved. Thank Goodness, it came back negative. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: No Graphing I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry … But graphing is where I draw the line. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Angry Thief I get so angry when I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt. I just can’t take it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Farmer’s Height If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Women Drivers A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Picture In Locket I turned 18 today, and to celebrate I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. I guess I really am independent. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Least Likely To Succeed I got voted “Least Likely To Succeed” by my high school class. I hate being a teacher. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Accused Of Cheating My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Costume Party A police-officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He soon learned you should never book a judge by their cover. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 Joke: Scared Postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I’m not sure what freaked him out more – my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Nice Ham That’s a nice ham you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front, and an ‘e’ at the end. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Pointless Job If you ever feel like your job is pointless, just remember… There is someone who is currently installing turn signal lights at BMW. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Politician And Flying Pig What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter ‘F’. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: More Like Her Ex My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more like her ex. So, I dumped her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Embrace Your Mistakes I told my Dad, he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Teddy Bear A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Fairy Tales A little girl asked her Dad one day, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?'” Her Dad replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Joke: Computer Science Student A mugger jumps out in front of a university student and shouts, “Your money or your life!” The student just keeps on walking as he says, “Sorry, I’m a computer science student, I don’t have either.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 The 34,050th post Joke: Cheating Statistics I just read that according to statistics, one third of people cheat in their relationships. And that got me thinking: is it my wife or my girlfriend who is cheating? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Good Candy Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: The Whole Finger ? A man calls his wife from the Emergency Room. He tells her that his finger got cut off at the construction site where he was working. “Oh, my goodness!” cries his wife. “The whole finger?” “No,” replies the man, “the one next to it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Queen’s Fart Why couldn’t the chemist laugh at the Queen’s fart? Because noble gases are non-reactive. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Students With Potential Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? Because that’s where students have the most potential. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Fibonacci This Fibonacci joke … Is as bad as the last two you heard combined. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Loud Snorer Apparently, I snore so loudly that … I scare all the passengers in the car I’m driving. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Cause Of Death My aunt’s star sign was cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died … She was eaten by a giant crab. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 Joke: Learned My Lesson I learned my lesson about speeding today, and I’ll definitely make sure it never happens again. I didn’t get pulled over or anything, I got to work 20 minutes early. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Milking Sheep How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Palindrome Means Nothing The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ backwards is ‘gnihton’. Which also means nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Good At Soccer I’ve just realised why Spain is so good at soccer… No-one expects the Spanish in position Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: It’s A Myth-tery! My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Introverts How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Lost Wallet To the guy that found my empty wallet … I don’t know how to repay you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Chemistry Paper On Acid My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Another Child My parents just told me they’d love another child. I said, “I’d love a little brother or sister!” They said, “That’s not what we meant.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: My Greatest Strength I went for a job interview today. The interviewer said to me, “What would you say your greatest weakness is?” I said, “I think I’d have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 Joke: Gay Clothes Someone told me my clothes were gay today. I said, “Yeah, they’ve just come out of the closet.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Thanks, Dad! A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag. She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Amorous Pirate What’s an amorous pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: It’s Not Advisable I’ve just completed a self-defence course. I wouldn’t recommend anyone attack me in slow motion now. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Needing Assurance I hate people that always need assurance. Do you know what I mean? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Writing A Book I’m writing a book about WD-40. It’s non-friction. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Vacuum Cleaner Spy If you think your microwave and your TV spying on you is bad… Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Wildest Fantasies Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example, The Sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: I Like To Help I saw a poster that said, “Have you seen my cat?” I rang the number and told them I haven’t. I like to help where I can. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 Joke: Thinking About Re-Marriage I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife… But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money. Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they’re working around the clock. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 Joke: A Baby Goat Napper What do you call a person who takes baby goats? A Kidnapper! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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