worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: One Night Stand What does a carpenter do after a one-night stand? The second nightstand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 12, 2021 Posted December 12, 2021 Joke: Wildest Fantasies Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example, The Sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Not Heavy What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Make A Car Go Backwards How do you make a car go backwards without touching it? Reverse psychology. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Stoned Before Auction I always make sure I get stoned before I go to an auction. That way even if I don’t win anything, I’m always the highest bidder. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: A Reason For Living If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous “Hello everyone, and welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointed.” erickimmcc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: French Food Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Farted In My Wallet I farted in my wallet. Now I have gas money. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Is It Too Hot? My pregnant wife asked me if I ever worried it would be too hot for the baby inside her. I said, “Nah, it’s probably womb temperature.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Favourite Letter A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A student puts his hand up and says, “G, miss”. The teacher asks, “Why is that, Angus?” erickimmcc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 13, 2021 Posted December 13, 2021 Joke: Should I Stay Or Should I Go? A man and his wife are having an argument. The wife yells, “Get out of the house, I hate you! I want a divorce, get out now!” Then, as her husband is walking out the door, she screams, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!” The husband stops and says, “Hang on a minute, now you want me to stay?” erickimmcc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Leaving My Wife My wife said she was fed up with me always getting my directions mixed up. So, I packed my bags and right. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Kermit The Frog What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Named After Jefferson I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, “But your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Teaching Democracy To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on what we would have for dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Great Comedian I saw this great comedian last night. He made the whole audience laugh without saying a word. No joke. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Water Bill My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill. I’ve sent him a Get Well Soon card. erickimmcc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Bald Men Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So, they can run their hands through their hair. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: Naked Picture Yesterday, I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 14, 2021 Posted December 14, 2021 Joke: The Other Side Of The River Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?” The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!” erickimmcc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Pirate Movie How to pirate any movie you like: Rate it 3.14. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Delivery Driver The delivery driver asked me what time it was. I said, “Somewhere between 8am and 5:30pm”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: I Don’t Like It! I don’t like computer science jokes. Not one bit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Helicopter Flights Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Nothing To Be Afraid Of The swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of. Except for the penfish, which is thought to be mightier. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Neighbourhood Watch In my community we have a neighbourhood watch. It’s actually more like a clock tower. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Just One Word Prison may be just one word. But to some, it’s a whole sentence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: It Never Works! The women I meet in bars always have the worst pick up lines. They’re like, “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?” Never works on me, ladies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 15, 2021 Posted December 15, 2021 Joke: Temporary Tattoo Parlour Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn’t there. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Thoughtful I was thinking the other day… So, I shouted, “Thomeone help, I can’t thwim!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: At Last An A! I finally got an ‘A’ on my essay. Only 1,999 more words to go. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: So That’s Where They Come From! Smaller babies are always delivered by stork… But the heavier ones need to be delivered by crane. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Netflix Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in “The Crown”? She probably gets royalties. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Polish Fisherman What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Conspiracy Theorists How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Talking Behind My Back I hate people who talk about me behind my back. They discussed me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Floating Goat Some people think that killing animals with helium is wrong. I don’t judge… Whatever floats your goat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Gym Date I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show. I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Joke: Things To Do Before You Die I just read a list of “100 Things To Do Before You Die”. I was quite surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Candy Bar Stealer I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Soft Drinks Which part of America can’t sell full-sized soft drinks? Minne-soda. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Japanese Friend I used to think I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Plagiarism Accusation My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Afraid Of Heights What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Wife’s Twin Sister I just found out my wife has a twin sister. I saw her on Tinder. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: One Night Stand The furniture store keeps calling me back… But all I wanted was that one nightstand. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Alcoholic Drinks When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no-one says I’m fantastic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: Genie Wishes Genie: What’s your first wish. Steve: I wish I was rich. Genie: What’s your second wish. Rich: I want lots of money. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 Joke: If Anything Ever Happens My girlfriend said to me the other day, “If anything ever happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.” Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn’t count as “anything”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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