worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: Genetically Modified I’m not sure I believe all this stuff about genetically modified food being bad for you. I feel fine and I just had a really tasty leg of salmon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: Passive Aggressive I’m not passive aggressive. Unlike some people. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: It Drives Them Crazy! What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: The Irony… Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: It’s Going Well I’ve started a boat building business in my attic. The sails are going through the roof. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: Take A Seat! An attractive woman took a seat next to me at a bar last night. And brought it to a table of friends. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: Garbage Men Training Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men? They just pick it up as they go along. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: The Urge To Sing At any given moment the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away. A whim away. A whim away. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 Joke: Seven Eight Nine 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: That’s Very Unlikely I could never cheat in a relationship… That would require two people to find me attractive. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: It’s Just Me Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That’s just the way I roll. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame My favourite movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: So Much Debt I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: Not Much Space Needed Parking a single car doesn’t need much space. But parking 200 cars, now that needs a lot. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: Silent Letters The final four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent. They’re just waiting their turn. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: iPhone Breakfast What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: Don’t Mess With The Wine My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine. So, I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: Not Likeable Enough My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn’t likeable. It’s an autobiography. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 19, 2021 Posted December 19, 2021 Joke: How Many Trees? My son asked my how you can tell if someone is an alcoholic. I said, “Do you see those four trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.” My son said, “But Dad, I only see two.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Stormtrooper Firing Squad A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Shovel Invention The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, But the invention of the broom swept the nation. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Chicken And Egg I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon… I’ll let you know. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Twelve Holes How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your butt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Wife’s Twin Sister I just found out my wife has a twin sister. I saw her on Tinder. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Psychiatrist Waiting Room I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by… Most people hate it, but I’m a fan. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Poop Your Pants I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: The Best Thing An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever. His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.” The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 20, 2021 Posted December 20, 2021 Joke: Chessboard Cake I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today. I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.” He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.” I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: What Did the Doe Say? What did the doe say when she came out behind the brush? That's the last time I do that for two bucks! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Employees Must Wash Hands Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands", someone scribbled... I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Goodyear Blimp Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 300 blowjobs? A: One is a Goodyear, and one is a GREAT year! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Blow Bubbles Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and he wants your number! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Saggy Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support or people will think we're nuts!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: The Asshole Behind Us What did one testicle say to the other? "Don't mind the asshole behind us, it's the PRICK ahead we're working for!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: The Better Job Which has a better job, a janitor or a toilet seat? A toilet seat because it only has to take crap from one ass at a time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: They Both Begin the Same Way How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Why Tampons Have Strings Why do tampons have strings on them? So you can floss your teeth after you eat. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 21, 2021 Posted December 21, 2021 Joke: Cutting Back the Sex Every Friday a few guys get together after work at the local watering hole. One Friday Sam showed up late. He sat down at the bar and powered down his entire first drink in one huge gulp. Then he turned to Jim and said, “Times are getting tough, my friend. Today my wife told me the she is going to cut back sex with me to just twice a week. I can’t believe it.” Jim put his hand on Sam’s shoulder and said reassuringly, “You think you’ve got it bad? She’s cut some guys out all together!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: The Little Mermaid Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B shells. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Tarot Card Reader My wife has started her own business reading Tarot cards. She’s making a fortune. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Reflex Test My doctor loves hitting my knee to test my reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Optical Illusion My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion. I threw my hands up and said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: One Legged Girlfriend I’ve started dating a one-legged girl who works at a brewery. She’s in charge of the hops. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Childbirth Is Painful They say childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience. Maybe I was too young to remember, but I don’t think it hurt that much. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Up There I’ve just been looking at my ceiling and while I wouldn’t say it’s the best in the world… It’s definitely up there. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Car Phone I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone. One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 Joke: Airplane Mode The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain again today?” She replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.” I guess I left my phone in Airplane mode again. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Food Truck Chuck To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask... How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Cash or Credit? Three guys went to a striptease joint. The young lady on stage, wearing only thongs and a smile came up to the first guy and performed her dance for him. He took out $100.00, and slapped it on her right cheek. It stuck. Then she proceeded to the second guy. She did her same dance and the guy took out $100.00 and slapped it on her left cheek. It stuck. She then went to the third guy and performed her dance. The third guy pulled out his wallet, only to realize that he did not have any cash. So, he took his debt card and swiped it between her cheeks and took the $200.00. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 Joke: Bad Cook My wife’s such a bad cook she uses the smoke alarm as a timer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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