worldangel Posted December 1, 2021 Posted December 1, 2021 Joke: Not Paying Attention My wife said to me, “You’re shirtless and also covered in… oil?” I said, “Well, you’re always saying I never glisten.” My wife said, “Listen! You never listen!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Just A Fantasy I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: I Think He Likes You How do you know if a sniper likes you? He misses you. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: I Miss My Ladder I recently got a step ladder. It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: That’s Not What It’s For! This idiot on the treadmill at the gym. Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Secret Cooking Society I used to be a member of the secret cooking society. They kicked me out for spilling the beans. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Psychic Amnesiac I used to know a psychic with amnesia. They knew in advance what they were going to forget. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Gender Change My friend told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won’t even look at them anymore. It’s almost as if they have become trans-parent. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Chess In The Park I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It’s just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 2, 2021 Posted December 2, 2021 Joke: Common Sense Math Mathematics is 90% common sense. The other half is intelligence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: True Colors What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Center Of Attention What does a pulley like the best about its position? It’s the center of a tension. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: They Get Around How do crabs get around on land? They use the sidewalk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: All That Time My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasn’t had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Bad Driver I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Heavy Metal Any guy who plays heavy metal at work… Is office rocker. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Mother Always Said My mother used to say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman. Useless surgeon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Wrong Vocation As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way… I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: Labour Pains My wife screamed in pain during labour so I asked, “What’s wrong?”. She screamed. “These contractions are going to kill me!!” “I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 3, 2021 Posted December 3, 2021 Joke: It’s The Way I Tell Them While my wife was in labour, I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused. It must have been the delivery. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Dark Ages Why were the Dark Ages so dark? Because there were so many knights. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Not My Gravel My neighbour blamed my gravel for making him fall. But it was his dumb asphalt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: A New Tail Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Broken Escalator What happened when the escalator broke down? Everyone stopped and staired. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Seaweed Addiction I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Shrek’s Eggs How does Shrek like his eggs? Ogre easy. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Boss Beater Today at work I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Joke: Frustrating Conversation I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi. It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Racist Boss If your boss refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raise-ism. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Vegan Versus Meat Eater A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Thanks For That I once thanked a French guy to death. It was a merci killing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: I Was Feeling Bad I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of Office. It improved my outlook. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Voice Box The doctor told me my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again. I can’t tell you how upset I am. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Air Conditioners I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: I Prefer Yours To Mine My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Free Wifi I dunno what this WiFi dude did… But I’ve seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 Joke: Not Cut Out For It I said to my son today, “Son, you’re just not cut out to be a mime artist.” He said, “Is it something I said?” I said, “Yes.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Logic Fetish I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish. I can’t stop coming to conclusions. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Mass Confusion Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: It’s A Date! The girl I like said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for “calm”. I said, “It’s sedate.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Downhill Fast About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Warn Him Quick! Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Grandfather Clocks You know what they say about grandfather clocks… They’re old timers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Chocolate Bar Gender What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? Her/she. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Bad Habits I’ve been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking that I’ve finally decided … To give up reading. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 6, 2021 Posted December 6, 2021 Joke: Captive Toast At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?” “It was bread in captivity” she replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Now That’s Confusing I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schroedinger’s cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Wherefore Art Thou? What is Romeo and Juliet’s least favourite fruit? Can’t-elope. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Tick On The Moon What do you call a tick that lives on the moon? A lunatic. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 Joke: Russian Website Russia has started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies. Nyetflix. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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