worldangel Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Joke: Make A Pool Table Laugh How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Joke: He Took Me With Him Sally says to her friend, “My husband is so absentminded. Yesterday we were making love on the couch when the doorbell rang, and he got up and answered it.” Her friend says, “What is so absentminded about that?” Sally replies, “He took me with him.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Joke: Expected Salary A blonde is filling up an application form for a job. She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address, etc. Then she comes to column on "Salary Expected." She is not sure of the question. After much thought, she writes "Yes." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Joke: Never Have to Work Again A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him 3 wishes. “I’d love an ice cold beer right now," he asked the genie. Poof! A beer appeared. Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island surrounded by beautiful women." Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him. For his final wish, “I wish I never had to work again!" Poof! He was back at his desk in the government office. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Joke: Farmer Brown's Chickens The chickens on farmer Brown’s farm refused to go all out in their egg laying. One day a football was accidentally kicked into the yard. The rooster looked at the football and said to the hens, “I’m not complaining, but look at the work they’re turning out next door.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Joke: You're Bullshitting Me A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Joke: Sex With A Genie A man six foot four with a head no larger than a grapefruit goes into this bar. He sits down and orders a drink. After serving him the bartender cannot take his eyes off this guy’s head. He finally goes over and asks him why his head is so small. The man explains, that one time while walking on the beach he found this bottle and rubbed it and a beautiful Genie popped out of the bottle and offered to grant him one wish. He said he wished to have intercourse with her. She replied that Genies were not allowed to do that. He then asked her if he could have a little head. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Joke: Knocked Up From Behind A father and son are having their final man to man talk before the son's wedding. The son asks his father, "Just to be sure Dad, is there any way a woman can get pregnant from anal sex?" The father astutely replies, "I thought the answer would be self-evident son, where do you think lawyers and IRS agents come from?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Joke: Hunters Make Better Lovers Why do hunters make better lovers? 1. They always go deep into the bush. 2. They always shoot twice. 3. They always eat what they kill. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Joke: Rest In Peace When her recently deceased husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the greater part of his fortune to another woman. Furious, she raised to change the inscription on her spouse’s tombstone. “Sorry, lady,” said the stonecutter. “I inscribed 'Rest In Peace' on your orders. I can’t change it now.” “Very well,” she said grimly. “Just add ‘Until We Meet Again.’” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Joke: The Meaning of Divorce Here is the definition of divorce… She gets the ring and the man gets the finger! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Joke: You Get Too Mean A guy who has already had quite a few beers enters an already busy bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer, give everyone in the place a beer, and have one yourself!" The bartender serves everyone a beer and draws one for himself. He walks over to the benefactor, toasts him and asks for his money. The man tells him that ran out of money a long while back. The bartender physically ejects him from the bar and deposits him prone on the sidewalk. The man picks himself up and strodes back into bar. He crawls on a stool and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and give everyone here a beer, but none for you, you get too mean when you drink!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Joke: Is It Better Now? In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some discomfort, so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?" She replies, "My head hurts." Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks, "Is it better now?" "Yes," she says. Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?" "Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses her lips. "Is it better now?" "Yes, much better,” and then she points to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her neck. Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do haemorrhoids?" yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Joke: I Strongly Suspect A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?" The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect it'd be your parents." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Joke: Did He Get Anything A husband returning from a business trip was informed by his wife that a burglar had entered their house while he was gone. “Did he get anything?” the husband anxiously inquired. “I’ll say he did,” replied the wife. “It was dark and I thought he was you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Joke: Two Quarts Mesmerized by the automatic milking machine, the pubescent young boy decided to place his member in one of the slots and have it milk him. The experiment proved highly successful, but when he was finished, he was unable to liberate himself. Unwillingly he called for his father. After examining the situating, the farmer headed for his truck. “Where are you going?” the boy cried. “To town, to get oysters. That machine there is set at two quarts.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Joke: Didn't You Hear Early one evening, the nagging wife of a stock-market analyst retuned home unexpected from a visit to her mother’s house and discovered her husband in bed with a shapely young woman. “Jack, what the hell are you doing?” she shouted. “Didn’t you hear?” the quick-thinking husband asked. “I’ve gone public!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 Joke: I Wish I Could Do That A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking his nuts. The man thought nothing of it and orders another drink. Time goes by and the man notices the dog still licking his balls. So the man looks at the bartender and says, "Man, I wish I could do that...” The bartender looks at the man and says, "Go ahead, he doesn't bite." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Joke: One Is Not Enough It has recently been brought to our attention that a definite parallel exists between a Martini and woman’s breasts… One is not enough, and three are too many! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Joke: Here I Sit Constipated Here I sit so constipated, my guts are tightly hyper inflated. My ass is rapidly numbing, the extractor fan impatiently humming. Anytime now that turd will come and rupture the muscles of my BUM! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Joke: That's Not A Problem Is It? Three older gentlemen in a nursing home are discussing their nightly Bathroom habits. The first guy says, "I have to get up every 2 hours and take a wiz, but I stand there and only dribble a little bit an nothing hardly comes out." The 2nd guy says, "I know exactly what you mean, the same thing happens with me." The 3rd guy is not saying anything. The other two ask him if he has any problems. He replies, "At about 5am every day I whiz like a race horse on a rock, and by 6am I have the best bowel movement every day." As the other two guys are listening one asks him, "That's not really a problem is it?" He replies, "For me it is, I don't get up till about 7am." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Joke: Still Up In Bed A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where’s mom and dad?" She replied, "They're up in bed," so the little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma the same question. She replied with the same answer and the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" Once again his grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed," and the little boy started to laugh again. The grandmother asked, "What's wrong? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue instead." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Joke: Memory Lapse Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read it on page 14 in a medical journal... On the 14th of November... 2019... At 3:19pm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Joke: Why Didn't You Take A Bus? Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?” Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.” The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?” Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Joke: Single Stroke "Teacher" was giving her class a little weekly talk on painting, illustrated by reproductions of famous pictures. "Sir Joshua Reynolds," she said, "was able to change a smiling face into a frowning one with a single stroke of the brush." "Huh," little Johnny was heard to mutter, "my maw can do that, and she don't need no paint brush!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Joke: You've Been Foiled (p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln We just foiled your plan! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Joke: My Horse Only Comes Out My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a nightmare. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Joke: Cold and Bland My ex's cooking was cold and bland. Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Joke: Popular Cowhide Uses "Can you tell me one of the most popular use for cowhide?" "Sure, it holds cows together." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Joke: A Whole Lotta Cash Despicable Me came out with a movie and they made multi minions on the first day! SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 Joke: Greatness At All Cost A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike one!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. "Strike two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest PITCHER in the world!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Joke: I Killed Your Chicken He accidentally kills his neighbour's chicken. He goes to her house to inform her and he says, "I accidentally killed your chicken, but I am willing to replace it." The neighbour looks at him, smiles, and says, "That depends, how many eggs can you lay in a week?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Joke: A Redneck and a Bear What does a redneck and a bear have in common? They both lick their paws. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Joke: I'd Be Coming Too A woman comments to a man about his shirt. "That shirt looks very becoming on you," she says. The man replies, "I'd be coming too, if I were on you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Joke: The Genie Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball match when one guy notices the other has a cork in his ass. “If you don’t mind me saying,” said the second, “the cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?” “I can’t,” lamented the first man. “It’s permanent.” “I don’t understand,” said the second. "Well," says the first guy, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' And I said, ‘No shit.’” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Joke: The Woman Is Extremely Hot A hot girl walks into the doctor's office and sits down. The doctor sees that the woman is extremely hot. He walks up and wastes no time, he slides his hands up her shirt and starts caressing her boobs and says, "Do you know what I’m doing?" She says, "Yes, you are feeling for cancer right?" "Yeah, o yeah." After that he starts taking off the woman’s pants and starts massaging her thighs and says, "Do you know what I’m doing now?" "Yes, you are feeling for cancer right?" "Yes, that's exactly it, feeling for cancer." After that he pulls off his pants gets on top of her and says, "Do you know what I’m doing now?" She says, "Yes I do! You are checking for genital warts because you know that’s why I came here." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Joke: Definition of Eternity What is the definition of eternity? It’s the length of time between when you come and when she leaves. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Joke: Watch that Sleeve A man in a bar slipped off his jacket and slung it over the back of his chair. One of the sleeves hit a woman sitting behind him. “Watch what you are dong with that sleeve,” she complained. “It’s all right,” the man said. “There’s no ‘arm in it.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Joke: Was I Going Too Fast? While driving along the highway, a motorist was surprised to see a police officer motioning for him to pull off the road. The man drove onto the shoulder and rolled down his window. “What’s the matter, officer? Was I going too fast?” “No, bud – it is your wife! She fell out of the car two exits back!” The man sighed, “I’ll be! I thought I’d gone deaf!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Joke: Steak and Beer for A Quarter A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food. After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him." "No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my wife." "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man. "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Joke: Lunatic On the Road A man calls his wife on her cell phone and tells her to keep an eye on the road. She asks her husband, "Why?" He replies, "There is some lunatic on the road driving in the wrong direction." She then replies, "That’s funny, I’m continuously dodging cars." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Joke: What Is Up There? Two little kids saw a big ball in the sky one evening and an argument ensued between them. The first one said it’s the sun and the second one said it’s the moon. Suddenly, they saw an old man walking by so they decided to ask him. "Sir, we would like to know what is up there, is it the sun or the moon?" The man looked up and said, "Sorry, I can't tell you. I don't live in this neighbourhood." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Joke: If You Drive A Subaru If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U-R-A-BUS! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Joke: Too Much Time Online My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online What do you guys think? SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Joke: Is Tinker Bell Real? The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic. After all, no one really believes in fairy tails... Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Joke: Summer Vacation Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio. "So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks. The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year." The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?" The other answers, "No, but I wanted to." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Joke: Punishment For Bigamy Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Joke: My Not-So-Biography I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography... That's the story of my life. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Joke: A Dating Waste Me: How was your date last night? Her: A complete waste of makeup. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Joke: It's Simple Science Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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