worldangel Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Joke: No Gas or Needles The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife Becky, "Show him, honey." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Joke: Ever Been Bedridden? The young journalist was interviewing a woman who had just reached her hundredth birthday. “To what do you attribute your remarkable good health?” he asked. “Well,” she said, thoughtfully, I’ve always eaten moderately, worked hard, I don’t smoke or drink, and I keep good hours.” “Have you ever been bedridden?” the reporter asked. “Well, sure,” said the elderly lady, “but don’t put that in your paper.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: Condom Over the Steering Wheel Why did the blond put a condom over the steering wheel? She had to blow the horn! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: You Can't Hear A Bunny Why can't you hear a bunny having sex? Because they have cotton balls! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: Does It Stick to Your Fur? The bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbits says, "No..." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: It's For My Schnauzer A woman noticed that her dog could hardly hear, so she took him to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in its ears. After cleaning both ears and making sure the dog could hear the vet suggested buying some ‘Nair’ hair remover and rubbing it in the dog’s ears every three months. On the way home she stops at the pharmacy to buy Nair. At the register, the pharmacist says, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days. The woman says, “I’m not using it under my arms." Again the pharmacist says, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days." The woman is getting a little disturbed by the warnings and says, "I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer." The helpful pharmacist says, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: How Would You Like Them? A lady who lived in a small town in the northern woods had two pet monkeys she was very fond of. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other one died of a broken heart. Wishing to keep them, the kindly lady took them to the taxidermist. The man asked her if she would like them mounted. “Oh, no,” she replied, “Just have them holding hands.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Joke: A Second Opinion Two law partners hire a new cute young assistant, and a contest arises between them as who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her, and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. “So what did you think?” asks the partner. “Aah, replies the first lawyer, my wife is better.” Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary. “So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?” The second guy replies, “You’re right.” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Joke: 14 Cans Of Alphabet Soup I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Ended up having a crippling vowel movement! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Joke: Board Game Shop Did you hear about the man that was arrested at the board game shop? Apparently, he walked in and said he was looking for trouble. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Joke: Not the Brightest Bulb My girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb. One day when she was being particularly dimwitted, I said in frustration, "What's your IQ anyway?!" She shot back defiantly, "20/20!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 Joke: The Cost of Halloween Candy The cost of Halloween Candy is up 13.1% since last year, and to make matters worse, they're giving us less in every package. For example, Good 'n Plenty is now Not Bad 'N A Couple. The $100,000 Bar is now the $27 Bite. Then, of course, there's the new 2 Musketeers bar. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Joke: Slowing Down You know you've reached middle age... When you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Joke: Campfire Pick-up Line Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want some more! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Joke: I Asked A Librarian I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels".... The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: A Phobia of Marriage Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?" Me: "Can't say I do." Therapist: "That's one of them!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: A Giant's Pronouns What are a giant's pronouns? Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum. SAKnight93 and yhtang 1 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: Buying Tampons I have no problem buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: G Forces At Work You can't spell gravity without gravy... And you can't spill gravy without gravity! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: Eggs In the Morning The man walks up to the pretty lady at the end of the bar, ready with his (so believed) best pick-up line. "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized," she answers casually, and then walks away. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Joke: Professional Degrees "After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS." "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD." "Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Joke: Winning the Powerball I just want you to know that if I win the Powerball tonight, it won't change me. It will change my phone number, my email address, my mailing address... SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Joke: Cowabunga Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Joke: Meat Grinder What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got behind in his work. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Joke: Double or Nothing The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it on. The CEO thought what a generous individual this was and then moved on to the next employee. The next employee also declined the (now) $20k bonus and elected to double and pass it on. “Wow,” thought the CEO, "even 20k is being passed on! What a sense of camaraderie on this team." The next employee also chose to double and pass on. This continued for 6 more employees and the bonus offer now stood at over $2.5 million. In a panic, the CEO had to call his wealthy father to get a loan, otherwise his business will be bankrupted. Meanwhile the nine employees were in the kitchen deciding how to evenly split $2.5 million. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Joke: The Young Lieutenant A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent overseas as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions. Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Joke: A Lumberjack Keeps Track A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees. "How do you know exactly how many" I replied. “Easy, I keep a log..." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Joke: Missing Puzzle Piece My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000-piece puzzle. If he thinks that’s bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Joke: Soup of the Day I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere... It was a broth of fresh air! SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Joke: Just Can't Win "I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?" "Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win... If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was compulsive." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Joke: Dogs Can Smile 93% of dog owners are convinced their dogs can smile. The 7% who don't are afraid if they do smile, they may need braces. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Joke: The Dyslexic Man Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps? He came back with a tin of Spam. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Joke: 20/20 Vision She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on." He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses." She: "True, but I do." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Joke: Holiday Help "How's the new turkey you hired on as temp IT Assistant?" "Well, she's good at de-bugging, and works for chickenfeed. But her typing is atrocious--all she can do is hunt & peck." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Joke: Just In Case My Friend Benny kept dropping his phone and cracking his screen. He went through a seemingly endless series of visits to cellphone screen replacement shops, and sometimes ending up having to buy a whole new phone. I finally asked him the obvious. "Why don't you order a case?" A few days later he got a large box delivered with 24 iPhones inside. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Joke: Hard and Fast What did the 'newborn' egg say before he went into boiling water? "Don’t expect me to get hard that fast, I just got laid." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Joke: Hang On To Your Nuts What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? You better hang on to your nuts cuz this ain't no ordinary blowjob! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Joke: The Hole of the World A suspicious acting man arrives at big city airport and is going through customs. He becomes extremely irate when the customs inspector insists on searching his bags. He screams at the inspector, “this big city is the asshole of the world!” “And I take it,” replies the inspector, “that you are just passing through?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Joke: Dogs Chase Cars An old couple walks into the bar and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. The bartender ways to the wife, “Doesn’t it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?” “No, no, not really,” the wife says. “I mean, dogs chase cars, but that doesn’t mean they know how to drive.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Joke: Money Where Your Mouth Is A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got." Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: Like the Mona Lisa “My wife is like the Mona Lisa.” “You mean she’s beautiful and has an enigmatic smile?” “No. She is as flat as a canvas and ought to be in a museum." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: I Hate Her “You don’t seem to like the new tutor?” his mother asked. “I hate her,” screamed little Johnny, “I’d like to grab her and bite her on the back of the neck... like daddy does.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: Delivery Only At a party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a large oversexed woman, making advances to her husband. She tried to ignore it until they disappeared into a bedroom together. Immediately she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and yelled, “Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t install them!” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: Pig! A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies with, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: I Broke the Case The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honours, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father! In one day, I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!" His father responded, "You idiot! We lived on the funding of that case for ten years!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Joke: These Pills Don't Work A young woman marches into her doctor’s clinic and slams her prescription of birth control pills on his desk. The doctor asks, "What's wrong?" "These things don't work!" replied the lady. "Why not?" asked the doctor. "They keep falling out!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Joke: As I Get Older As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way... Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice. SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Joke: New Car Smell Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Joke: Authority Figure A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Joke: A Calculator What works faster than a calculator? A calcu-sooner! SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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