worldangel Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Joke: Ladies Bumper Stickers - So many men, so few who can afford me - If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going! - My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips - Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog - Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Joke: Four Monkeys What do you call four monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime-mates SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Joke: Third Time's A Charm A man and a woman are having a date. The woman remarks, “You know, you look totally like my third husband!” The man is startled and asks, “Really, how many times have you been married?” “Twice.” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Joke: Discoveries Of An Old Man - Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore. - I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. - Kids in the back seat cause accidents. - Accidents in the back seat cause kids. - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Joke: Money Troubles The computers in the cash counting room in one of Las Vegas’ biggest casinos all crashed, and the workers were forced to count and tally the money by writing down the totals on a ledger. There was cash in piles covering the entire counting table. One of the workers called the I.T. Department for a solution to the computer snafu. Suddenly, he hung up the phone, walked over to the table, and swept the piles of money into a burlap sack. “What are you doing?” yelled one of his co-workers. “The I.T. guys told me to clear the cash.” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Joke: Blondes Like That While walking in the park, two blondes see another blonde rowing her boat on the grass. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "It's blondes like that one that give us a bad name!" The second blonde replies, "I know, if I could swim I would go over there and punch her!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Joke: Not So Loud Two friends are standing at a whorehouse door. The first one says, “I heard half these broads have the clap and all of ‘em are thieves.” The second friend says, “Not so loud, or they won’t let us in.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 Joke: Steak and Beer for A Quarter A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food. After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him." "No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my wife." "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man. "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 Joke: Marry Virgins Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 Joke: Who's the Lucky One? A blind, a deaf and a cross-eyed go to the show. The blind did not see but heard, and said it was nice. The deaf saw it and said it was nice. The cross-eyed one said, "I am the lucky one, I saw, it twice!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 Joke: Their Genitals Are Where? “It’s common knowledge,” said the zoology student, “that elephants have their genitals in their feet.” “Really?” said the professor. “Absolutely,” smiled the pupil. “If they step on you, you are fxcked!” yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 18, 2022 Report Share Posted December 18, 2022 Joke: Legs and Rump Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Joke: She Got Hit Yo momma so stupid… She got hit by a parked car! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Joke: Cold, Slick, with a Forked Tongue A baby snake and a baby bunny were playing in a field. Being very young, they didn't know what kind of animals they were. "Let's try to figure it out," said the bunny. "OK," said the snake and patted the bunny all over. "You're warm and fuzzy and have a little cotton tail. You must be a bunny!” said the snake. "Oh goody, goody. That's what I was hoping I'd be. A cute little bunny!” said the bunny rabbit. "OK, now it's your turn!" The bunny then patted the snake all over. "You're cold and slick and you have a forked tongue. You must be a Lawyer!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Joke: Windows Open at Night "My dad says that when we sleep at night, we should have all the windows open." "And what's your dad's job? Is he a doctor?" "No, he's a thief." SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Joke: Brush Up My Sign Language A man asks his friend, "How did your date with the deaf nymphomaniac go last night?" "Pretty good," the man replies. "But I need to brush up on my sign language." "Why do you say that?" "They kicked us out of the restaurant when I asked her if she likes the taste of gum." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Joke: Give Your Best Friend A Call Two friends are having drinks and talking about their vivid dreams. “Last night,” says the first man, “I dreamt I was playing a round of golf at Augusta. It was a gorgeous day and I was shooting the round of my life.” “That’s amazing,” the second man says. “Last night I dreamt I was in bed with two women.” “What!” his friend cries, “You had two women and you didn’t even give your best friend a call?” “I did,” explains the second man, “but your wife told me you were out golfing.” SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Joke: Blondes Like That While walking in the park, two blondes see another blonde rowing her boat on the grass. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "It's blondes like that one that give us a bad name!" The second blonde replies, "I know, if I could swim, I would go over there and punch her!" SAKnight93 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Joke: Not So Loud Two friends are standing at a whorehouse door. The first one says, “I heard half these broads have the clap and all of ‘em are thieves.” The second friend says, “Not so loud, or they won’t let us in.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Joke: Steak and Beer for A Quarter A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman charges him 25 cents, 10 for the beer and 15 for the food. After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him." "No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my wife." "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man. "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Joke: Marry Virgins Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Joke: Legs and Rump Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Joke: Who's the Lucky One? A blind, a deaf and a cross-eyed go to the show. The blind did not see but heard, and said it was nice. The deaf saw it and said it was nice. The cross-eyed one said, "I am the lucky one, I saw, it twice!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Joke: Their Genitals Are Where? “It’s common knowledge,” said the zoology student, “that elephants have their genitals in their feet.” “Really?” said the professor. “Absolutely,” smiled the pupil. “If they step on you, you are fxcked!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Joke: My Guns My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Joke: Pretty Good Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good. Jack and the Beans talk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Joke: Upon Arrival At the Pearly Gates Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth. St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be. "Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy." "Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!" yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Joke: New Hospital Machines A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology. A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said. "So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Joke: RPM or MPH My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45." I made it there in 33, which was Record Time! yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Joke: Smoking Pot Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot. She said if I did she was going to leave me. That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Joke: The Best Lovers On a train a woman reading a book. The man sitting next to her says, “Hi, couldn’t help but notice the book you’re reading.” “Yes, it’s about finding sexual satisfaction. It’s interesting. Did you know that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are the best lovers? By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?” “Flying Cloud Kowalski. Nice to meet you.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Joke: Cold, Slick, with a Forked Tongue A baby snake and a baby bunny were playing in a field. Being very young, they didn't know what kind of animals they were. "Let's try to figure it out," said the bunny. "OK," said the snake and patted the bunny all over. "You're warm and fuzzy and have a little cotton tail. You must be a bunny!” said the snake. "Oh goody, goody. That's what I was hoping I'd be. A cute little bunny!” said the bunny rabbit. "OK, now it's your turn!" The bunny then patted the snake all over. "You're cold and slick and you have a forked tongue. You must be a Lawyer!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 Joke: Brush Up My Sign Language A man asks his friend, "How did your date with the deaf nymphomaniac go last night?" "Pretty good," the man replies. "But I need to brush up on my sign language." "Why do you say that?" "They kicked us out of the restaurant when I asked her if she likes the taste of gum." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 posted 35,516 Joke: Terms of Use Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Joke: Justice Triumphs A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, "Justice has triumphed!" The client wired back, "Appeal at once!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Joke: Can't Even See The Trees A star-struck young lady was invited to a Hollywood Christmas party. She spied a star she was sure she knew and went up to him. “I’m a huge fan!” she said. “Could I touch your neck?” The actor stepped back and said, “What are you talking about?" She blurted, “Aren’t you Zach Woods?” “No, I’m James Woods!” he answered with some annoyance. “I’m so sorry,” she confessed. “I guess I was in the wrong neck of the woods.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Joke: Illegal Breed Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? It’s Eeleagle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Joke: Donkey See, Donkey Do A small boy in a farming town was leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the boy. "What are you holding on to your brother so tight for?" "So he won't join the army," the youngster replied with blinking an eye. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Joke: Drinking Alcohol If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory… Just think what drinking alcohol can do! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Joke: When I Die I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex." She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 Joke: Come Out of the Same Place A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 Joke: I've Never Even Kissed A Man A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings; she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant? She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Joke: Red Meat Advice My doctor advised me to limit red meat in my diet. So I stopped putting ketchup on my meatloaf. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Joke: Career Change When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He cried for a while and kept saying, "Oh no, oh no, now I can't be a doctor when I grow up." Ruth assured him he could still be a doctor and Jordan kept telling her he couldn't. Finally, she asked, "Why can't you be a doctor?" Holding one hand over his eye, Jordan said, "Because now I will have to be a pirate!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Joke: I Want A Quickie A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, “I want a quickie.” She slaps him and says, “Just give me your order, mister!” The man says, “I want a quickie!” She slaps him again. “Last chance, what do you want?” The man insists, “Look, I really, really want a quickie!” Another customer leans over and says, “I believe that’s pronounced quiche.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Joke: That Was My Shot Three friends went deer hunting: a doctor, a lawyer, and a preacher. After hours of waiting, a huge deer suddenly appeared. Excited, all three men aimed and pulled their triggers at the same time, and the animal fell dead. The doctor said, "That was my shot." The lawyer replied, "I'm sure I shot it." The preacher disagreed, "I killed that deer." The argument was about to get out of hand when the doctor said, "Let me do an autopsy to settle this matter once for all." After the examination, the doctor reported, "It was the preacher who killed the deer." The lawyer asked, "What's the proof?" The doctor replied, "The bullet went in one ear and out the other." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Joke: Meet A Beautiful Young Woman A frog called the Psychic hotline and was told, You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," replied the psychic. "Next semester in biology class." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Joke: Okay To Marry Joe A husband calls for his wife on his deathbed. He tells his wife that after the passes away, he doesn’t want her to be alone. “Six months after I pass away, I think it would be okay for you to marry Joe.” “Joe?” his wife asks. “But I thought you hated Joe?” “I do,” the man, answers. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Joke: One At A Time Q. What is the difference between a college professor and a proctologist? A. A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Joke: Bend It In Half Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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