Caught by or caught family / friends in embarrassing moments (CMNM/JO/Fun)(Compiled)

[tienkan]

sound out to dad that you feel very disturbed as you prefer guys to gals. Maybe drama , Act pathetic and ask dad if homosexuality is hereditary.    

[Guest Advice]

1 hour ago, tienkan said:

sound out to dad that you feel very disturbed as you prefer guys to gals. Maybe drama , Act pathetic and ask dad if homosexuality is hereditary.    

Don't rock the boat if it is still floating after some risky moment.

[Guest Happened to me]

Would it be considered an even embarrassing scenario if my mum found my skimpy thongs, undies and anal plugs when I accidentally left my drawer unlocked. She asked me who the stuffs belonged to and I had to lie that they belonged to my friend instead. 

[cutejack]

14 minutes ago, Guest Happened to me said:

Would it be considered an even embarrassing scenario if my mum found my skimpy thongs, undies and anal plugs when I accidentally left my drawer unlocked. She asked me who the stuffs belonged to and I had to lie that they belonged to my friend instead. 

Even worse.lol

[lovehandle]

20 hours ago, Guest Was there said:

It was an awkward moments.  You should have seen how they behaved.  After my brother ran out of my room, he walked up and down in the living room to calm his never before heading back to his own room to do something mundane, like organising some papers or clothing.  As for my dad, he was more collected and stayed put but changed topic by picking up any objects (forgotten what he took) he could find within reach and talk about it.  After that, he went back to the living room, turned on the TV sports programme and watched until meal time.   I was the one who my heart pounding up and down and dare not step out of the room until meal time.  Luckily, no one talk about it, and the incident just died down in days gone by. 

oooh, i can imagine how tough was that for the following few days after that incident!!!

poor brother, he paced up and down in the living room? it must be traumatic for him cos he loved u as a brother, but he has phobia towds gays!
however u as his bro, he is not sure how to face u

but he s "rather cute" , when woman or some pp throw a temper , they will try to organise papers or stuff (but he is not young le, he should learn how your dad behave)
( I would want to see things as positive first rather than viewing it as a negative)

[tomcat]

haha, i was caught by my dad a few times - but the most obvious one is when i was about 22.

was downstairs at the park/playground area super late at night and was fondling my then crush.

 

actually we were well-hidden, but there was a blindspot only seen from the balcony where my dad has his office.

 

when i got home, he asked me who my friend was. my crush had cycled from his house, and had his bike beside also,

so told him he was a cycling-kaki and that was the end of that.

 

not sure how much he saw, im sure i gave the dude a little bit of head at some point. 

a few years later when I introduced my partner to my parents, 

they don't seem too shocked, haha. 

 

these are little blessings in disguise. just make sure that you do well in school, responsible and mature,

your parents will not be able to argue that our sexual orientation is the cause of failure or weirdness. 

 

 

Edited June 29, 2017 by tomcat

[melvinlam90]

On 2017-6-28 at 6:03 AM, Guest Was there said:

Is the guy with torso completely naked with every organs exposed?  If so, it is scary.  If it is only the upper naked part, you can tell your DAD you wanted to have a body like him thus the photo came about.

 

I was in the worse scenario than you.  One day I was showing my computer screen to my dad and BROTHER a type of herbal plants they were seeking.  Several shots of the plant were scrolled in my screen to convince them until suddently a photo of my personal favorite  (which I forgot to delete)  showing two gay barebacking appeared right in front of them.  They were taken aback and my brother ran out of my room, my father continue to sit around pretending nothing has happened.  That was 8 years ago, not sure whether they still remember it or probably such scene will never ever dissappear from their memory forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is like my number one fear whenever my dad or mum asked me to check up something on my computer. I mean, come on, you have smart phone, use it! Stop trying to ask me to google search something and want to read it off my com, when i'm just there praying to every single God out there to not let any history search or whatever pop out LOL

[felixng]

Yesterday I accidentally caught my roomie jerking off on his bed when I was sleeping. The lights were already off and I was supposed to have been asleep (just that I woke up halfway because the aircon was too cold)... I saw that he was jerking off while watching straight porn. So how should I deal with it? 

 

Should I tell him today that I saw Him jerking off last night and asked if he needs my help next time?  Or should I pretend that I didn't know about it? 

 

Pretty sure he is straight, just that he was horny last night haha

[mate69]

Let it be. All guys masturbate, no big deal.

 

[tyan]

ya, i think is pretty normal to jerk off unless he is jerking on watch a gay clip / pic. 

[Guest Room mate]

Jerk off while staring at him jerk off and biting your lower lip lustfully . Then he will stop doing it in future

[Guest Zipper]

1 hour ago, felixng said:

Yesterday I accidentally caught my roomie jerking off on his bed when I was sleeping. The lights were already off and I was supposed to have been asleep (just that I woke up halfway because the aircon was too cold)... I saw that he was jerking off while watching straight porn. So how should I deal with it? 

 

Should I tell him today that I saw Him jerking off last night and asked if he needs my help next time?  Or should I pretend that I didn't know about it? 

 

Pretty sure he is straight, just that he was horny last night haha

Zip your lips and move on if you want to continue seeing what you saw last night.  I wouldn't want to freak him out by telling him what I saw.

[corky]

Yes agree with Zipper. If i were you, i will join him.....wank my dick.

[felixng]

So shouldn't tell him or "help" him ah haha

[Balestier]

join in.

[felixng]

1 minute ago, Balestier said:

join in.

How lol? Scared awkward sia

[Balestier]

just jo on your own. see what's his reaction. act blur next morning

[fab]

Offer your holes.

 

Either or both.

 

 

[samdiggin]

best to just keep quiet LOL

 

things may turn awkward and its not like he was doing anything wrong

 

if u really want to say anything, then say it in a joking manner like...gesture to him and go "shiok not?"/"bojio"? (ok maybe not bojio) .. rather than telling him straight that u saw him did it

[CKW]

If he is straight, he would definitely be grossed out by the idea of you helping him to jerk off.

Imagine some girl asks you if she can help you to jerk off in future. You'll also get turned off.  

 

It's better to save him some face and pretend you didn't see anything. Don't humiliate him about it because divine retribution will hit you back one day.

Edited September 23, 2017 by CKW

[fab]

Pretend to be sleep walking n accidentally swallow it.

[Guest concern]

There are so many flamboyant flamingo in this circle.Guess is not hard to further cross dress.Who knows.......might.

[Zc_]

Best to keep quiet about it. Guys do it all the time. For the fun of it u can just interject in case both of u happen to talk about it or any topic related to it haha

[Rice60640]

Why rock the boat after the fact. If you had tried stirring in your bed to see if he would stop while he was doing it.  Or pretend to slowing sit up and go to the bathroom or whatever while he was doing it is one thing. Being it up after the fact is just creepy. Like you were spying or something. At this point, advise is to let it go and hope for an encore performance. 

[Guest Very Good]

5 hours ago, Guest Room mate said:

Jerk off while staring at him jerk off and biting your lower lip lustfully . Then he will stop doing it in future

[Guest Very Good]

3 hours ago, fab said:

Pretend to be sleep walking n accidentally swallow it.

Or sleep walk naked, accidentally trip and sit on "IT"

[Arthur]

It's normal for guys to masturbate. So let it be. 

[blowmenow]

was he aware u saw him?

may be he wanted u to see him do it? haha...

[doncoin]

If you want to be reactive and sensationalise the whole incident, you can always secretly film him and then post on Stomp! to whine about how you were trumatised to have caught your roomie in an abominable act.

[Guest Bad]

Well, you're not a good room mate, making the poor guy wank when you a mouth! 

[Guest Fatty]

1 hour ago, Guest Bad said:

Well, you're not a good room mate, making the poor guy wank when you a mouth! 

 

Shine your torchlight at him when he comes.

[Aces87]

You can always join him. Who knows it may lead to other things as things get heated up.

[Ben Ben Ben]

On 23/09/2017 at 12:53 PM, mate69 said:

Let it be. All guys masturbate, no big deal.

 

Agree! Let it be! 

Dont spoil the soup!

[cutejack]

4 hours ago, Guest Fatty said:

 

Shine your torchlight at him when he comes.

Hahaha.

I like this . But when he got shocked n anticlimax can be destroying the mood la.long term can lead to pe n etc etc.

[Guest Guest]

On 23/09/2017 at 12:00 PM, felixng said:

Yesterday I accidentally caught my roomie jerking off on his bed when I was sleeping. The lights were already off and I was supposed to have been asleep (just that I woke up halfway because the aircon was too cold)... I saw that he was jerking off while watching straight porn. So how should I deal with it? 

 

Should I tell him today that I saw Him jerking off last night and asked if he needs my help next time?  Or should I pretend that I didn't know about it? 

 

Pretty sure he is straight, just that he was horny last night haha

Omg..how can he do that? Is he tempting you? Where did he shoot? Did he dirty the room? He is so selfish as the room is shared! I hope he did not bring cb there to pump his cock in and out in and out till it erupts! 

 

You should have a talk with him and tell him to be more considerate and not eo selfish!

[aelwaien]

Who knows if he is trying to entice you... To join the fray of beating the meat

[blowmenow]

4 hours ago, aelwaien said:

Who knows if he is trying to entice you... To join the fray of beating the meat

tony robbins really said this?? LOL

[auri]

You should just thank your lucky stars that you got a free show, and hope for an encore! 

[Sg boi]

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Edited December 12, 2020 by Sg boi

[Sg boi]

Was on an attachment Programme with my colleague for 2 weeks, we were sharing a same room. he usually jerk off when the light was off, knowing that he will jerk off almost every night, saw his cum shot without fail. I also did the same then on our day 4 there, we hv a silent consensus, it’s either he jerk first and I follow through when he’s done or vice versa, our bed was just next to each other. We just act like nothing when we back to the programme daytime.

[Ben Ben Ben]

13 minutes ago, Sg boi said:

Was on an attachment Programme with my colleague for 2 weeks, we were sharing a same room. he usually jerk off when the light was off, knowing that he will jerk off almost every night, saw his cum shot without fail. I also did the same then on our day 4 there, we hv a silent consensus, it’s either he jerk first and I follow through when he’s done or vice versa, our bed was just next to each other. We just act like nothing when we back to the programme daytime.

Nice sticky bonding 

[Guest Cookie]

On 25/09/2017 at 7:33 AM, Aces87 said:

You can always join him. Who knows it may lead to other things as things get heated up.

 

Haha... I did dat. But in a different way.

Fr there on, he wakes me up in e middle of e nite when he felt horny n ask me if I wanna help him. 

[Ben Ben Ben]

51 minutes ago, Guest Cookie said:

 

Haha... I did dat. But in a different way.

Fr there on, he wakes me up in e middle of e nite when he felt horny n ask me if I wanna help him. 

If you like him, join him. If you don’t like him, don’t join him. If you don’t like him but feel horny, switch off the light and treat it as 鬼压床

[kimlo777]

 This happened many many years ago when I was a 1st year undergrad in Sydney.  I rented a room on campus and one Saturday afternoon I wanted to try what I saw in a porn movie.  I tried masturbating with a cucumber when suddenly another hostelite barged into my room all excited to spill the latest campus news to me.  He froze at the doorway when he saw me with legs high up in the air trying to insert this fat cucumber up my arsehole.  Yes, the cucumbers grown in Australia are huge, unlike the ones in Singapore and Malaysia.  I nonchalantly exclaimed, "oh damn, this cucumber is just not the right size for my tight cunt."  He just stared at me in astonishment and then walked away without breaking the news to me. 

 

The next day when I bumped into him in the common shower room, he looked away from me shyly while I pretended nothing ever happened.  After several weeks he finally got over it and we were able to talk about it and laughed over it.  Of course, he eventually grew closer to me and I managed to seduce him into my bed with the promise that I would repeat that performance just for him.

Edited February 22, 2018 by kimlo777

[cutejack]

1 hour ago, kimlo777 said:

 This happened many many years ago when I was a 1st year undergrad in Sydney.  I rented a room on campus and one Saturday afternoon I wanted to try what I saw in a porn movie.  I tried masturbating with a cucumber when suddenly another hostelite barged into my room all excited to spill the latest campus news to me.  He froze at the doorway when he saw me with legs high up in the air trying to insert this fat cucumber up my arsehole.  Yes, the cucumbers grown in Australia are huge, unlike the ones in Singapore and Malaysia.  I nonchalantly exclaimed, "oh damn, this cucumber is just not the right size for my tight cunt."  He just stared at me in astonishment and then walked away without breaking the news to me. 

 

The next day when I bumped into him in the common shower room, he looked away from me shyly while I pretended nothing ever happened.  After several weeks he finally got over it and we were able to talk about it and laughed over it.  Of course, he eventually I managed to seduce him into my bed with the promise that I would repeat that performance just for him.

U power la u kimlo. Once saw yr profile pic i will drop down whatever im doing n start reading yr post.hehe

[Guest mmm]

it happened in a shared toilet in my previous hostle, and most of my housemates are my friends and they are straight girls and guys. i was jerking off in the toilet and didnt noticed that the door wasnt closed properly, so the other girl just suddenly opened it and saw me and we both shout, was awkward in the two of us to the point that she never leave yet and keep on apologising outside the door and explaining, i said its ok no worries, the next day we really avoid each other and i decided to moved out haha!

[kimlo777]

On 11/16/2015 at 12:17 PM, Guest Guest said:

Wondering... anyone ever caught masturbating or exhibit yourself to the workers on those gondola as they are painting the HDB block before? Haha

yes i have been caught by painters many years ago.  i was watching gay porn on the pc.  2 men on a gondola was painting the external wall and was looking right through the window watching me watching gay porn.  i didn't realised it as the windows were shut and my air con was on so i didn't hear a thing.  Then i heard a light knock on my window, thinking it was that damn bird again, i turned around and saw the 2 guys - both sporting massive hardons.  i walked to the window and they both squeezed their bulges and gave me a grin and then their gondola was lowered.  wished more had happened ...

[auscent]

Id leave him alone. Everyone deserves some privacy.

Unless he initiates or gets my radio signalz then thats different.

[fab]

5 hours ago, kimlo777 said:

yes i have been caught by painters many years ago.  i was watching gay porn on the pc.  2 men on a gondola was painting the external wall and was looking right through the window watching me watching gay porn.  i didn't realised it as the windows were shut and my air con was on so i didn't hear a thing.  Then i heard a light knock on my window, thinking it was that damn bird again, i turned around and saw the 2 guys - both sporting massive hardons.  i walked to the window and they both squeezed their bulges and gave me a grin and then their gondola was lowered.  wished more had happened ...

 

U should 've invited them in immediately.

[kimlo777]

On 12/1/2017 at 2:53 PM, fab said:

 

U should 've invited them in immediately.

I wished I did but their looks didn't appeal to me that much.