worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Wifi Connection I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable WiFi. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Stay Home My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her. I said, “Namaste home today.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Police Record I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record. I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Lumberjack A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival at the tree, he started swinging at the tree. “But, I’m a talking tree,” said the tree. “And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 8, 2021 Posted November 8, 2021 Joke: Three Wishes Genie: You have 3 wishes. Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way. Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t, I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does. Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth. Genie: You son of a … Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Should Have Known We should’ve known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: I’m Spartacus! What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife? Nothing, he’s Gladiator. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Al Gore Dancing What do you call Al Gore dancing? Algorythym. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Easter Egg Hunt I’m combining Easter and April Fool’s day this year. I’m sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven’t hidden. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Arnie’s Egg I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, “I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is.” He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Why? Why is 0 = 1? cos 0 = 1. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Abominable Snowman? What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominable snowman. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: He Owes Me I lent my grandfather clock to my friend. He owes me big time. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Posted November 9, 2021 Joke: Singing Ensemble “How much to buy a singing ensemble?” You mean a choir? “Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: I’ll Kill Him If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him … With my bear hands. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Long Snake What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Incredible Really I don’t know why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the Hulk. He’s essentially a giant banner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Bathroom Spillage My wife spilled her red hair colouring all over the bathroom. It looked like somebody dyed in there. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: What A Mix Up I always get pickle and chutney mixed up. It makes me chuckle. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Clever Dutchman A Dutchman has invented shoes that record how many miles you’ve walked. Clever clogs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Russian Programmer What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming? Computin. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: Break Up I just text my girlfriend Ruth and told her that its over between us. I’m Ruthless. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Posted November 10, 2021 Joke: You Heard! “I love my job!” said the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” said one of his sheep. “What did you say?” asked the farmer. “You herd me.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Good Chiropractor I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: What Are You Doing? Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg… You can actually hear them say, “What the heck are you doing?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Bad At Math I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math. Glad to know I’m in the other 2%. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Mud Pack I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud pack. You should have seen the filthy look she gave me. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Human Pyramid One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported. We don’t have Oleg to stand on. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Explosive Horse What do you call an explosive horse? Neigh-palm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: French Fries Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Haunted House Why didn’t 4 enter the haunted house? Because it was 2 squared. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 Joke: Compulsive Gambler My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler. Ever since, all I can think about is how to win her back. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Anger Management I received a flier on anger management the other day. I lost it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Best Salesman What do you call the best salesman at a funeral home? The Top Urner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Hot Garlic What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: FBI Agent If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up… He would be your fed ex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Click Bait In high school some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Rolex And Timex My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: I Would Too! If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”… They get really annoyed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Strong STD What do you call an incredibly strong STD? Herpules. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: Sound Advice Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape. Guard: I’m not mad, just… disappointed. Remember, kids, never let your guard down. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 12, 2021 Posted November 12, 2021 Joke: That’s Okay! I just accidentally superglued my thumb & index finger together, and at first I started to panic… But then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Bad Impressionist A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the wrong face?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Harry Potter Fan But … I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but… I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Rolex And Timex My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Hot Garlic What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Anger Management I received a flier on anger management the other day. I lost it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Best Salesman What do you call the best salesman at a funeral home? The Top Urner. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: FBI Agent If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up… He would be your fed ex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: I Would Too! If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”… They get really annoyed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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