worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Childless Royals What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children? A receding heir line. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Trapped! I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Drummer’s Daughters Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Raw Steak I asked the waiter if the restaurant served steak raw. He said, “Yeah but it’s rare.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Canadian Dinosaur What do you call a dinosaur from Canada? Torontosaurus Rex. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: So That’s Why Why don’t aliens visit our solar system? Because of the terrible ratings. It only has one star. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Click Bait In high school some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2021 Posted November 20, 2021 Joke: Favourite Twin I finally realized my parents favoured my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2021 Posted November 20, 2021 Joke: Ladder Addiction My Dad’s addicted to ladders. He keeps using them to get high. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2021 Posted November 20, 2021 Joke: Autocorrect We’ll We’ll We’ll… If it isn’t autocorrect… Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2021 Posted November 20, 2021 Joke: That’s A Funny Name I have a horse named Mayo. Mayo neighs. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2021 Posted November 20, 2021 Joke: Disliked Farmer Last night, my neighbour got on his tractor and started yelling, “The end is near!!” I hate living next to Farmer Geddon. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2021 Posted November 21, 2021 Joke: Proud Heritage I spent my whole life being proud of my British heritage until I found out that my Great Grandfather was actually from Transylvania. Now I can’t even look myself in the mirror. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2021 Posted November 21, 2021 Joke: Cheese Trucks Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2021 Posted November 21, 2021 Joke: Singular Pronouns Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns … Or is it just me? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2021 Posted November 21, 2021 Joke: Deodorant Stick I bought a deodorant stick today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk but when I fart the room does smell lovely. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: So That’s How You Do It How do you turn a T into a P? Drink it. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Strange Cow What goes “Ooh ooh”? A cow with no lips. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Christmas Wreath I told my Australian girlfriend that the Christmas wreath she bought was great, but to please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway. Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Happiness Where is happiness made? At the satisfactory. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Easy To Spell People often say “icy” is the easiest word to spell … And, looking at it now, I see why. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: No Place Like Home! I served Eggs Benedict on a hubcap… Because there’s no plate, like chrome for the hollandaise. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Calm Astronauts Why are astronauts always so calm? There’s no pressure in space. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Just A Game! My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?” I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 Joke: Password Advice Set your WiFi password to fourwordsalluppercase. Then when someone asks tell them, “One word all lower case, four words all upper case.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Quackers What do you see when a duck pulls down his underwear? His butt quack. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Drown A Hipster How do you drown a hipster? Throw him into the mainstream. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Made Six Figures! I’m not bragging but I made six figures this year… So they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Mary Had A Little Lamb When Mary had a baby boy, the wise men weren’t surprised… But you should have seen their eyes when she had the little lamb. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Origami Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We’ll keep you updated as the story unfolds. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Untrustworthy Girlfriend My girlfriend said she slept with 5 people before we met. I wouldn’t mind but I was only 20 minutes late. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: The More You Take What gets bigger the more you take from it? The lower class. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Cutting Edge I bought a new shrub trimmer today… It’s cutting hedge technology. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Holding My Breath When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would’ve survived in that situation. I almost died during Finding Nemo. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Joke: Bros Before Hoes? Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Refusing To Sleep If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Didn’t Learn Anything I just read through six pages in the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Knitting Sheep I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater. I didn’t even know they could knit! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: They Appear Bright Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until they talk. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Lawnmower Man I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out. He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Ninja Star Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Intelligent Women Intelligence is the first thing I look for in a woman… Because if she doesn’t have that, I may just have a chance. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Middle Of The Face Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Faster Than Light If light travels faster than the speed of sound… How come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2021 Posted November 24, 2021 Joke: Google Glasses I asked my son what he wants me to get him for Christmas. He said, “Google Glasses!” I said, “OK, but I already know what glasses are!” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Romans & Algebra Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very hard? Because X was always 10. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Flat Earther Travel How does a Flat Earther travel the world? On a plane. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: Elon Musk I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal. Elongate would be really drawn out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: All Or Nothing! A pee fetish isn’t something you do half-heartedly. Either urine or you’re out. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2021 Posted November 26, 2021 Joke: That’s Low! Someone broke into my apartment last night and stole my limbo stick. How low can you go? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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