worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: Died In Prison A guy with a stutter died in prison … Before he could finish his sentence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 Joke: From Tiny Acorns What’s an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Elon Musk Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Favorite Movie Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams move is Mrs. Fire. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Expensive Books $2.1 million worth of textbooks were stolen the other day. All eight books were recovered. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Elvis Is In The House What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair? Pelvis Restly. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Crushed Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Black Panther Cast The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They’re the Tolkien white guys. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Tongue Twister Champion Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Blood Donation I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too many personal questions. Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 14, 2021 Report Share Posted November 14, 2021 Joke: Punchline When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. When does the punchline become apparent? After the delivery. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Mountains Are Funny Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Stopped Ironing I stopped ironing my clothes. I have less pressing concerns. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: How Much? If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD… I’d have 1,526 pennies. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Strong STD What do you call an incredibly strong STD? Herpules. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: That’s Not Going To Work! When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” “Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Personal Best! I just got a new personal best in the 100 meter sprint! 73 meters. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Professor X? What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: No Comparison My wife asked me how she compared to past girlfriends so I told her she was the only one I had been with. The others were all eights and nines. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 Joke: Sound Advice Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape. Guard: I’m not mad, just… disappointed. Remember, kids, never let your guard down. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Makes Sense! When cops arrest a clinically insane person… Are they busting a nut? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: So That’s Why! Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Hard To Explain My daughter asked me what “inexplicable” means. I said, “It’s hard to explain.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Exploding Monkey What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Chicken Dating I’ve started a dating site for chickens. It’s not my full-time job, I’m just doing it to make hens meet. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Self Esteem I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water. My doctor says I’ve got selfie steam issues. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Mystery Writers How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Cardiologist I couldn’t undo the buttons on my sweater so I tried pulling it over my head but it got stuck. I’m at the hospital now, waiting to see a cardyologist. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Joke: Pirates Of The Caribbean A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Not A Real Dad I like to tell dad jokes, but I don’t have kids. I’m a faux pa. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Secret Life I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It’s his altar ego. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Wanted A Girl My mother used to tuck me in every night. She always wanted a girl. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Energy Drink Someone stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my local store. I don’t know how they can sleep at night. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Brown Sugar Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar – Demerara. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Nudist Convention There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Not Cats And Dogs In which country do sheep fall from the sky? Bahrain. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Yodeling Class If you’re here for the yodeling lesson… Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Deodorant Stick I bought a deodorant stick today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk but when I fart the room does smell lovely. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Joke: Back In The Old Days “Back in the day,” my grandfather started to say, “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well.” “But today,” he continued, “Wherever you go, there are cameras.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: What To Say? What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a crisis? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Singular Pronouns Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns … Or is it just me? Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Cheese Trucks Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Strange Eclipse What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Let Bygones Be Bygones My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator. But now it’s just water under the fridge. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Like A Video Game My sex life is like a video game. Single Player. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Working From Home Working at home sucks… If you’re a firefighter. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Made Six Figures! I’m not bragging but I made six figures this year… So they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Joke: Powerhouse If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria… I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Top Secret! This is top secret. This is bottom secret. afi.takky 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Joke: Tide Pods I heard it’s easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods… But it’s a lot harder to deter gents. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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