worldangel Posted November 14, 2025 Posted November 14, 2025 Joke: A wife comes home late at night... A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 14, 2025 Posted November 14, 2025 Joke: After 3 years, the wife starts After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child. Husband: Well don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, “Honey, go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.” shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 14, 2025 Posted November 14, 2025 Joke: My memory An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears. "Doctor, my memory's gone. Gone! I can't remember my wife's name. Can't remember my children's names. Can't remember what kind of car I drive. Can't remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here." "Calm down. How long have you been like this?" "Like what?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 15, 2025 Posted November 15, 2025 Joke: The Good Thief Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 15, 2025 Posted November 15, 2025 Joke: Lost boots There was a little boy in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, "I can't find my boots." The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots. "Are these yours?" "No, they're not mine," said the little boy, shaking his head. The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his boots. Finally, the teacher gave up, "Are you SURE those boots are not yours?" "I'm sure," the boy sobbed, "mine had snow on them." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 15, 2025 Posted November 15, 2025 Joke: The dorm rules On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?" shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 15, 2025 Posted November 15, 2025 Joke: Say Again? Husband and wife were having a discussion about their in-laws. The wife declares that she "hates" her in-laws. The husband replies, "I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine!" shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 16, 2025 Posted November 16, 2025 Joke: A drunk walks into a crowded b... A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to him and says, "Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?" The drunk replied, "Yes ma'am, I have indeed shit myself." The woman says, "Well, why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?" The drunk says, "'Cause I'm not finished yet..." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 16, 2025 Posted November 16, 2025 Joke: Super Absorbed A pediatrician is trying to put a 6-year-old patient, Timmy, at ease. He asks, "If you found a few dollars on the street, what would you buy?" Without hesitation, Timmy says, "A box of Tampax." Surprised, the doctor asks why. "Well," Timmy says, "it says on TV that with Tampax, you can go swimming, horseback riding, and skating anytime you want to!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 16, 2025 Posted November 16, 2025 Joke: Stomach problems A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems, and he asks him what he's been eating. "I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, orange and yellow ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and black and purple for dinner." "I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 16, 2025 Posted November 16, 2025 Joke: Pretty normal A woman went to see her psychiatrist. "I'm really concerned," she said. "The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, naked, examining each other's bodies and giggling." The psychiatrist smiled. "That's nothing to worry about, it's pretty normal." "Well, I don't know," said the woman, "It worries me. It worries my daughter's husband too." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 17, 2025 Posted November 17, 2025 Joke: A smart Response My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. 'I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you,' she pointed out. 'Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I’m still ahead,' I said. She looked mystified. 'How do you figure?' 'I married better,' I replied. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 17, 2025 Posted November 17, 2025 Joke: Take Your Child to Work Day A father took his eight year old daughter to work on "Take your kid to Work Day" As they were walking around the office the girl started crying and getting very upset. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly and said "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with". Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 17, 2025 Posted November 17, 2025 Joke: The Man And The Dog There is an old story about the data center of the future. This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 17, 2025 Posted November 17, 2025 Joke: You Must Be Single A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier says: "You must be single?” The man replied: “Wow how did you know that?” Cashier: “Because you’re not that good looking.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 18, 2025 Posted November 18, 2025 Joke: Keeping Score in Golf My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered Felix. "Okay," my brother said, "let's go." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 18, 2025 Posted November 18, 2025 Joke; Half-A-Day Of School Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning." Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!" Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 18, 2025 Posted November 18, 2025 Joke: After I Win the Lottery Two old men are sitting on a bench. A truck passes on the road. It is pulling a trailer loaded with turf. One of the men says, "See, that's what I will do when I win the lottery." "What?" asks the other one confused. "I will send my grass away for cutting!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 18, 2025 Posted November 18, 2025 Joke: Archaeologist Husbands An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have... The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2025 Posted November 19, 2025 Joke: Saving Money "Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?" "Five bucks, sir." "And how much for my suitcase?" "No charge for the suitcase, sir." "Okay. Take the case and I'll walk." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2025 Posted November 19, 2025 Joke: The Pain of Childbirth A mom and her children watched a TV special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries. "Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2025 Posted November 19, 2025 Joke: Spent Youth Told my daughter at 20 to get a job or sleep in the garage... 20 years later she has done wonders with the garage! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 19, 2025 Posted November 19, 2025 Joke: Bathroom Door Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?" His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole." shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2025 Posted November 20, 2025 Joke: A Doggy Fever Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2025 Posted November 20, 2025 Joke: An Uptight Diagnosis My doctor's diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure. I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2025 Posted November 20, 2025 Joke: Navigation Gone Wild I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me! Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 20, 2025 Posted November 20, 2025 Joke: Suit Yourself The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2025 Posted November 21, 2025 Joke: A sweet little boy surprised his ... A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her life had never had such a bad cup of coffee. As she forced down the last sip, his grandmother noticed three of those little green army guys were in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army men be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2025 Posted November 21, 2025 Joke: Nude Tiptoer A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. So she decided to be considerate and not rouse him this time. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom, only to find him sitting up in bed, reading. "Oh No!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose EVERYTHING?!?" shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2025 Posted November 21, 2025 Joke: Married 25 years, I took a look... Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 21, 2025 Posted November 21, 2025 Joke: 'Dad,' a teenaged girl says... "Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!" "You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have any cash left on me." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2025 Posted November 22, 2025 Joke: Born In 1935 A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born. She told him she was born in 1935. "Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2025 Posted November 22, 2025 Joke: The Worst Memory Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2025 Posted November 22, 2025 Joke: I'm Hungry or I'm Serious "Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad." shyc 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 22, 2025 Posted November 22, 2025 Joke: Ask Dad "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2025 Posted November 23, 2025 Joke: Elephant with a Skunk What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk? A smell that you will never forget. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2025 Posted November 23, 2025 Joke: Photographic Evidence A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check. “Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.” She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot. “That’s me in the middle,” she said. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2025 Posted November 23, 2025 Joke: Working From Home Yesterday I saw my neighbour kicking in his own door... Turns out he's a burglar who started working from home. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 23, 2025 Posted November 23, 2025 Joke: The Worst Memory Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2025 Posted November 24, 2025 Joke: Getting Old You know you're getting old when... When your son's hair is turning grey. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2025 Posted November 24, 2025 Joke: Sergeant Abuse A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!" The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2025 Posted November 24, 2025 Joke: Typical HR "I proposed to my girlfriend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day." "That is cool! What did she say?" She said, "We will get back to you soon." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 24, 2025 Posted November 24, 2025 Joke: True Happiness A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 25, 2025 Posted November 25, 2025 Joke: Difference Between In-laws and Out-laws What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are usually wanted. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 25, 2025 Posted November 25, 2025 Joke: Elderly Honeymooners Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four? They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 25, 2025 Posted November 25, 2025 Joke: The Future of Technology I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up. “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 25, 2025 Posted November 25, 2025 Joke: Statistics The 50-50-90 rule: If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right... There’s a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2025 Posted November 26, 2025 Joke: Near-sex Experience I just had a near-sex experience… My whole wife flashed before my eyes. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2025 Posted November 26, 2025 Joke: Memory I had amnesia once... ... or maybe twice. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
worldangel Posted November 26, 2025 Posted November 26, 2025 Joke: Hand-Me-Downs Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me. Moe: What did you do? Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse. yhtang 1 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"
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